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<p>New page: == Summary == &#039;&#039;Conchris gets an email about &#039;chores&#039;. He takes a while to wonder what chores are about until Homestar comes up feeling sick&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;Cast (In order of appearance):&#039;&#039;&#039; Conchri...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> ''Conchris gets an email about 'chores'. He takes a while to wonder what chores are about until Homestar comes up feeling sick''<br /> <br /> '''Cast (In order of appearance):''' Conchris, Homestar Runner, Cooksar Baker, Strong Bad, Cruroar (Easter Egg)<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' '''03 October 2005'''<br /> <br /> '''Places (In order of appearance):''' Homestar's House/Conchris' Room, Cooksar's Kitchen, House of the Brothers Strong/Strong Bad's Computer Room, Homestar's House/Cruroar's Computer (Easter Egg)<br /> == Transcript ==<br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Ugh... People are too tired to see this. They all think I'm low quality. At least I locked Homestar out, he looks weird... ''{types in Conchris_not_low_quality_email.exe}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=email&gt;<br /> Oh Conchrisda,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Do you ever do chores?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> I mean, come on,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> You've been slacking.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Your buddy,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Jesty&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{reads email, pronnounces Conchirsda as 'Conchrisah' and chores as 'bores' and Jesty as 'Lunar Jesters'}'' ''{typing}'' Well, Lunar, I never do chores. What makes you think that? Are you sure I don't do chores and I've been slacking? ''{not typing}'' Oh forget it, I refuse to answer this email! ''{types in 'Bad_Wiki_User_Destroyer.exe' and starts typing in something}'' <br /> <br /> ''{The paper comes down, which says 'Lazy Bum'}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Hey! I'm not a lazy bum!<br /> <br /> ''{The paper comes down one line further, which says 'Answer the email like a good guy then'}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' How can I do that?<br /> <br /> ''{The paper retracts}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{types in /q and the application says 'You are a moron for not destroying 'Wiki War II'}'' ''{opens up email client and starts typing}'' Okay, okay, okay. I do chores? No, but...<br /> <br /> ''{pan out}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' ''{looking like what he looks like in Sick Day}'' Hey, Conchris... Can...you.. do my chores for me? I'm too sick...<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SICK FREAK!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' What? ''{burps, Conchris turns to flee}'' Oh right, but can you still do my chores?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Why can't you get..... ''{starts thinking}'' E-102 to do it?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' He's not a member of the Wiki Users Minor Characters. So, stop thinking people up on the spot!<br /> <br /> ''{a crash is heard}''<br /> <br /> '''MAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh man! That's the 4th fourth wall today!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Fine, just stay away from me...<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Okay... ''{walks out}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' What should I do first?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Cooksar's Kitchen, Conchris is cleaning the dishes}''<br /> <br /> '''COOKSAR BAKER:''' And once you have done that, clean out my oven and clean my hat while you're at it!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Yeesh, these bores are more annoying than people ranting stuff and Wiki War 2...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to House of the Brothers Strong}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{groans}'' Can you pass that tissue over?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Eww... ''{passes tissue over}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Cooksar's Kitchen, Conchris is cleaning the oven}''<br /> <br /> '''COOKSAR:''' We're almost done! Just 5 fridges, 3 ovens and 2 freezers to go!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Ugh...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a black timecard, which says 'At Night'}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Conchris' Room, Conchris sits in front of his computer, tired}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{typing}'' I hope you're happy, LJ... Now if you excuse me I need to go to... ''{sleeps on the keyboard, causing the Flagrant System Error}''<br /> <br /> ''{The paper comes down saying 'Click [[Con_email.exe/Inbox|Here]] to email Conchris'}''<br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> *Dunno any.<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> *Click on the gibberish before it turns into a flagrant system error to cut to Cruroar's Computer.<br /> <br /> === Easter Egg Transcript ===<br /> '''CRUROAR:''' ''{inside a bucket, crying noises, the computer in front of him BSoDs}''</div>

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