https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Con_email.wue%2F53Con email.wue/53 - Revision history2026-07-09T10:08:52ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Con_email.wue/53&diff=29689&oldid=prevConchris: New page: == Summary == '''Cast:''' Some Guy, Conchris, King of Town/King of Town's Head, Vector Strong Bad, 1-Up, Atari Dragon, Strong Sader, H*R 700, Homsar,...2008-08-07T15:13:08Z<p>New page: == Summary == '''Cast:''' Some Guy, Conchris, King of Town/King of Town's Head, Vector Strong Bad, 1-Up, Atari Dragon, <a href="/wiki/User:Strong_Sader" title="User:Strong Sader">Strong Sader</a>, <a href="/w/index.php?title=User:H*R_700&action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="User:H*R 700 (page does not exist)">H*R 700</a>, Homsar,...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br />
'''Cast:''' Some Guy, Conchris, King of Town/King of Town's Head, Vector Strong Bad, 1-Up, Atari Dragon, [[User:Strong Sader|Strong Sader]], [[User:H*R 700|H*R 700]], Homsar, Homestar,<br />
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'Conchris checks a mis-spelling email, making his computer go all mis-spelly'<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
''{Some Guy is playing a game, most likely, Stinkoman 20X6, Conchris' shouts go louder as he comes closer}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' SOME GUY! GET OFF-A MY COMPY! NOW!<br />
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'''SOME GUY:''' Alright! Alright! Yeesh, it sucks to be a minor character... ''{he shuts the program done and leaves}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Right, ''{sits down}'' This email will be awesome I hope.<br />
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<blockquote class=email><br />
<div>Subject: <Insert homurous title involving the words "Make", "Your", "Own" E-mail here></div><br />
Dearest Conchris,<br />
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<Insert humorus e-mail, full of misspellings and grammar mistakes, here><br />
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Signed,<br />
<Insert name here></blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Woah! Insert your own email email! You never see one of thems these days. ''{he edits the email}'' Ah! Here we go!<br />
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<blockquote class=email><br />
<div>Subject:long pants</div><br />
Dear Conchris,<br /><br />
Why wear pants? Creep pants all the time get some! Maybe crazy or maybe clown care.<br />
<br />
Toot,<br /><br />
Clancy</blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' No... That looks too Strong Bad Email-ish... ''{he re-edits it}'' Maybe this?<br />
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<blockquote class=email><br />
<div>Subject: 1 p\/\/|\|'D you!</div><br />
|)3AR (0|\|(|-|R15,<br />
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Tish enail has 999999999999999999 viurues on it! oG macke summering while he's spacship carshes joor cosmpy! FHGFHUIJHZKJFSHIUGJHGUJSHUJKHDUKJHJ11111111111111!"!!1111111elventy!1111111!<br />
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Form,<br /><br />
TEH VIRUS GUY!</blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' What? That is not what I had in mind!<br />
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<blockquote class=email>COMPY OVA! VIWUS EQUALS VEWY VEWY YES!</blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' That's not a great prize!<br />
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''{The compy's screen becomes liquid and spills all over the carpet, revealing new words}''<br />
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<blockquote class=email>1t |-|45 (0|\/|3 T0 0|_|R 4TT5|\|T10|\| T|-|4T Y0|_| 5|_|(K!</blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Wha? What does that mean?<br />
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''{The King of Town's head replaces the compy}''<br />
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'''KING OF TOWN'S HEAD:''' Conchris! You're being banned to the dungeon because it has come to my attention that you suck!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Great, the virus now released some other viruses...<br />
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''{The King of Town's Head explodes and changes into Vector Strong Bad}''<br />
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'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!<br />
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''{1-Up comes in}''<br />
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'''1-UP:''' Does this place have pudding?<br />
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''{cut to The Stick}''<br />
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''{Subtitles appear: 'What a beautiful day', it disappears after 20 seconds then it reappears as: 'Wait, what is that giant thing coming towards me?'}''<br />
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''{Close up of the Atari Dragon}''<br />
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''{Subtitles appear: 'SOMEBODY GET THIS FREAKING DUCK AWAY FROM...'}''<br />
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''{The Atari Dragon runs over The Stick, it falls over like cardboard}''<br />
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''{cut to the Minor Characters Basement AKA Conchris' Basement}''<br />
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'''STRONG SADER:''' Is it safe to go out?<br />
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''{H*R 700 gets replaced by Homsar}''<br />
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'''HOMSAR:''' IIIII'm the Human Wedgie!<br />
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''{cut to Conchris' Room, the floor disappears, we can see Homestar's Living Room}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' WHHAAAAA! ''{lands with feet no longer visible}'' Woah! Invisible floors!<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{off-screen}'' What in Pete Sampras is going on here?<br />
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''{pan right to reveal Homestar, his head is the only thing visible}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Umm...Homestar, what happened to you?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' I'll tell you what happened! My legs disappeared! I grew small white things from my shirt but I can fly!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Right, right. Can you tell me what's going on?<br />
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''{A glitched PH comes in}''<br />
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'''PRINCESS HOMESTAR:''' What's going on?<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' AH! You're glitched too! What's next? Homestar turns into his Atari self?<br />
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''{Homestar turns into his Atari self}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' AHHHHH! I HAD ENOUGH! ''{kicks the computer and everything turns to normal}'' Phew! I deserve a break.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah you do.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' EATING PUDDING WITH A SPOOOOON!<br />
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''{The paper comes down}''<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
*Meh, I dunno any. You're free to add your own.<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
*Click on Conchris to let the Paper come down further saying:<br />
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<pre>I'm sorry but due to the longness of this email, Conchris <br />
couldn't include Easter Eggs. But this is just it. Here's the <br />
Easter Egg...</pre></div>Conchris