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<p>hay guyz remambar jibney agains?</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> 'Conchris runs, Homestar Runner and Co. plot to suprise him' NOT FINISHED!<br /> <br /> '''Cast:''' Conchris, Homestar Runner, Coach Z, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, King Of Town, Marzipan, Pom Pom, The Cheat<br /> <br /> '''47 LINES! INCLUDING ACTIONS MAN!'''<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Here's another email I will answer for you! Here's another email I will answer for you!<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;Dear Conchris,<br /> We have decided to tell you<br /> that you are officially<br /> wanted by everyone except Cruroar.<br /> Even Mr. Potatoe Head.<br /> Your pal,<br /> Everybody.&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Oh dear... Everybody wants me...I better get running now....PEEOW! ''{runs off}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Stick}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay guys, once he gets here, we scare him good!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Field}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I'm running along! Again...Again...I'mmmmm Running along! Again... Woah, this field is really long....<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Stick}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Where is he?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know Coach.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Field}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' This is taking too long, and I'm still running... ''{pan out to see a walker}'' I don't know why...<br /> <br /> ''{Cruroar comes in}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' You're on a walker stupid.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I'm not stupid!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Oh yeah? Then why did I find this nametag in your room? ''{holds up a tag saying 'Hello! My name is &lt;font face=ahnberghand&gt;Conchris Runner&lt;/font&gt; (You need ahnberghand to see this)'}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Erm.. That was a typo! I'm not a Runner! I'm a Nobody!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Yeah right. See ya, Runner... ''{walks off}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Stick}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' He's not coming, I'll just give you a punch later Homestar...<br /> <br /> ''{Everyone leaves mumbling except Homestar}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' He will be here!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Field}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{sweating}'' Phew! This...''{huffs}'' Field....''{puffs}'' Is....''{huffs}'' Long...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Stick}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' What do you say there Stick guy?<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom in on The Stick, subtitles appear at the bottom it says: Go Away Homestar}''<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom in on Homestar}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Oh! I like you too!<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom in on The Stick, subtitles appear at the bottom, it says: Crap for Brains...}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Field}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' So....Freaking....Tired....Oh! ''{zoom out}'' I was on a walker all along! No wonder I didn't go anywhere!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris gets off the walker and walks off}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Stick}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Do you like me?<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom in on The Stick, subtitles appear at the bottom, it says: No, Go Away}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Hurray! You like me!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris comes in}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Homestar? Where is everybody?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Oh! They were so sorry about you back at the 50th email, so they are going to give you some sort of Time Travel Program for your compy.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Time_travel.exe? Why would I use that? Almost all the time_travel.exes go haywire and suck your life force a bit. Not to mention that it makes things go crazy.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Okay. I'll go now. ''{Homestar goes off-screen}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Hey there The Stick!<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom in on The Stick, subtitles appear at the bottom, it says: dotdotdot}''<br /> <br /> ''{The paper comes down, 'Click [[Con_email.exe/Inbox|Here]] to email Conchris'}''<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> *<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> *Click on Homestar when he says Time Travel to see the box cover of it:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;Time Travel.exe!<br /> <br /> Now you can travel anywhere in time!<br /> <br /> Just ask these guys:<br /> <br /> 'It sucks! It has no use whatsoever!' - Some Guy<br /> <br /> 'I kinda liked it...' - Some Other Guy<br /> <br /> 'Moo!' - Strong Sader&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> *Click on The Stick to see what it says:<br /> <br /> If you click it once:<br /> <br /> ''{Subtitles appear at the bottom, it says: This is gonna be a loooonnnggg day...}''<br /> <br /> If you click it again:<br /> <br /> ''{Subtitles appear at the bottom, it says: Stop poking me!}''<br /> <br /> If you click it once again:<br /> <br /> ''{Subtitles appear at the bottom, it says: Jibney!}''</div>

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