https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Con_email.wue%2F50Con email.wue/50 - Revision history2026-04-25T10:05:21ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Con_email.wue/50&diff=29673&oldid=prevConchris: I'm halfway to archiving a hundred of dems!2008-08-07T15:02:47Z<p>I'm halfway to archiving a hundred of dems!</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary==<br />
Welcome to the 50th Email!<br />
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'''Cast:''' Conchris, Cruroar, Homestar Runner, Homschool Winner, Homschool Runner, Homstar Winner, Conril, The Wiki Users that have signed up in the Minor Characters Page<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
''{The computer room is dark, the Compy-Bot is on, Conchris walks in, he doesn't know the characters in the cast list are watching}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Woah! It's dark! Time to check some email in the dark.<br />
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<blockquote class=email>Dear Conchris...<br /><br />
I am from the<br /><br />
goverment cloning<br /><br />
facility. To test out our<br /><br />
products, we will<br /><br />
need you to clone your self.<br /><br />
Have A Nice Day.<br /><br />
Goverment Agent Noid<br /><br />
<br /><br />
attatchment:cloning_machine.exe</blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, dot dot dot. Why would I clone myself? Of course I would clone myself if I had trouble with stuff. And attachment is spelt wrong! Why would I ever clone myself if...<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' If what?<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Who said that?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Erm...This did it! ''{produces the eyeball}'' See! See!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Anyway, let's see what this piece of crap is all about before I delete it... ''{clicks on the attachment}''<br />
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<blockquote class=email><div>Cloning Machine DOT EXE. Version: YOU SUCK!</div><br />
How many Yous do you want to clone?</blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{in a funny voice}'' Oh! This is totally original! Cloning is awesome! ''{normal voice}'' Seriously, why would I clone myself? Hmm...<br />
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''{cut to Bubs Concession Stand, Conchris 1 and Conchris 2 are standing there, Bubs comes in, Conchris 1 and Conchris 2 jump in}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS #1 & CONCHRIS #2:''' Hiya Bubs!<br />
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'''BUBS:''' WAAAAH! Making me scared is 5$.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS #1:''' Aww! It didn't work!<br />
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''{Cruroar comes along}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS #1 AND CONCHRIS #2:''' Hi Cruroar!<br />
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''{Cruroar looks at Conchris 1 and then Conchris 2, he repeats and when he goes fast his head explodes}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS #1:''' Wow!<br />
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''{cut back to the computer}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' What if I cloned myself 500,000 times....<br />
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''{cut to The Stick, 100,000 Conchris' are on screen}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS #52:''' THIS IS TOO MUCH!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS #100,000:''' SHUT UP! WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER FREE COUNTRY!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS #1:''' I see Cruroar!<br />
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'''ALL 500,000 CONCHRIS':''' HIYA CRUROAR!<br />
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''{Cruroar gets blown away, The Stick flies away}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS #32:''' Told ya it would work!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS #45:''' No! It was my idea!<br />
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''{The 100,000 Conchris' on-screen fight each other, cut back to the computer}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{shudder}'' I would never want that to happen. Anyway, I'll save it until another email.<br />
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''{The paper comes down, after 10 seconds it comes up again}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' What the? Why would The Paper go back up again?<br />
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''{The lights go on}''<br />
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'''EVERYONE EXCEPT HOMESTAR AND CONRIL:''' HAPPY TOO QUICK 50 EMAILS!<br />
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'''CONRIL:''' ''{simul with Everyone}'' Your emails are too short!<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simul with Everyone}'' Happy Barfday!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' AH! ''{falls over, pressing 4 on the keyboard}''<br />
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<blockquote class=email>4 Clones of You are in the next room, have a nice day</blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{gets up}'' Oh crap! Why would I clone myself 4 times? And I don't deserve any award related to 50 Emails...<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Why not?<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Just leave me alone...<br />
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''{everyone walks off}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Better check my last email before I quit...<br />
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<blockquote class=email>Dear Conchris,<br /><br />
We regret to inform you that your your rent<br /><br />
has not been paid for the last 8 months.<br /><br />
We will destroy your houseand turn it <br /><br />
into a Starbucks unless you can come up<br /><br />
with 14000 bucks to pay in the next 24 minute.<br /><br />
Your local bank,<br /><br />
The branch of Ghaver.</blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' I deserve it...Where do I get 14,000 bucks from? Thin air?<br />
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''{cut to Cruroar's Computer}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Checking an email.<br />
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<pre>Dear Cruroar,<br />
We have selected you to get 14000 bucks!<br />
Please use it before Conchris can get it.<br />
~Who wants to be a rich The Cheat</pre><br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Cool! ''{clicks on a hidden attachment and money drops on him}'' Time to spend this cash!<br />
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''{Cruroar walks off, cut back to Conchris' Computer}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' I still feel like throwing this away. Forget it, I'm-a watch TV.<br />
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''{Conchris leaves and Cruroar comes in}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Still need to spend this...<br />
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''{Cut to Bubs Concession Stand}''<br />
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'''BUBS:''' How can I help ya?<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Bubs, can I have... 500 Cheatcakes?<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Here you go! ''{produces boxes of 100 Cheatcakes}'' That'll be 14,000 Dollars!<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Here you go! ''{gives Bubs 14,000 Dollars}''<br />
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'''BUBS:''' HOTDOG! I'M RICH!<br />
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''{Cruroar walks off}''<br />
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''{The paper comes down}''<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
*50th Email. I promise they'll be longer from now on.<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
*Wait for 20 Seconds and you'll see Homestar taking Conchris<br />
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=== Easter Egg Transcript ===<br />
''{Cut to Outside Conchris' House}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' YOU'VE SET ME UP! YOU'VE SET ME UP! Say it, Cruroar. ''{Cruroar yells with him}'' YOU'VE SET ME UP!</div>Conchris