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		<title>Conchris: GO!!</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GO!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;New page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;== Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
'Conchris goes crazy already, probably ignoring the email. Cruroar goes to stop him and is this The End for Con_email.exe? Probably not, because we have more E-mails planned!'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Cast:''' Crazy Conchris, Cruroar, Chrion, Bubs&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Transcript ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The Compo is on, it is already displaying the following email}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=email&amp;gt;Dear Conchris,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
If you are reading this E-mail, you will go crazy in 2020.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Signed,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Jhon.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Conchris comes in, looking crazier than usual}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CONCHRIS:''' HGUHJBABDHGVFHSSAHVHGAVHFGVHGVFEGHDFJIBNEYJLAMMYKILLCHOWKAJHON!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Conchris runs off, knocking the Compo over}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cruroar comes in}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CRUROAR:''' Oh great, the virus already took effect...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' That's what you say.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CRUROAR:''' WHA! Who are you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' I am...CHRION! Conchris' 5005 counter-part!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CRUROAR:''' And why are you here?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRION:''' To stop it from happening, Conchris would lead a better life if he is stopped now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CRUROAR:''' Why?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRION:''' He may look normal until up to 2020. He goes crazy and...erm...Sorry...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CRUROAR:''' What do you think we should do about it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRION:''' I think I has the solution!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''BUBS:''' Okay, that'll be 2000 Dollars for the Triquilizer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRION:''' Thanks! Hey! He's here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CONCHRIS:''' KIL:HAUYFGBHJSGHFVAJHHBAFJHBHFSGFHJ!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Camera closes up on Chrion's eyes, his eyes burn and the words pwnage appear}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRION:''' TAKE THIS! ''{fires a sleep dart}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CONCHRIS:'''HDGYUYGSHFGAUFGFSGHJ ''{falls over, asleep}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRION:''' That was quick....&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CRUROAR:''' Weird...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRION:''' Well, let's get the virus out of him and I'll go back.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{A giant SCENE Missing appears}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Cut to Conchris' Computer Room}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CONCHRIS:''' MY COMPO! I PINE FOR YOU! WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?! WHY?!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{The paper comes down}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fun Facts ==&lt;br /&gt;
*I'm sorry but Conchris going crazy ain't gonna happen&lt;br /&gt;
*This is the first time Conchris hasn't even looked at his compy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Easter Eggs ==&lt;br /&gt;
*Clicking on the desk will show you what happened.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRION:''' This better get rid of it...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{10 seconds pass and a Flagrant System Error displays}''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;email&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background:#003893; text-align:center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The system is down. I dunno know what &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
you did, moron, but you sure &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
screwed everything up good.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRION:''' WORK YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;email&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background:#003893; text-align:center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;HURRAH! YOU FIXED IT!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The system is up. I dunno know what &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
you did, cool guy, but you sure &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
fixed everything up good.&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''CHRION:''' ''{ding sound plays}'' All done! Now I'm out of here! But first... ''{zaps Bubs and Cruroar}'' Just so they don't know of 5005 ever...Plever...Jever....Jibevery....JIBNEY....JLAMMY! ''{teleports away}''&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Conchris</name></author>	</entry>

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