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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br />
'Cruroar answers the email, he goes into what life would be like without Conchris'<br />
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'''Cast:''' Cruroar, Some Guy, Some Other Guy, Judge Pwnzor, Homestar Runner<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
'''CRUROAR:''' I'm taking over!<br />
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<blockquote class=email><br />
Dear Cruroar,<br /><br />
What would life without Conchris be like?<br /><br />
H*R 700<br /></blockquote><br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' What? Oh! Without Conchris, I would have been frozen to square and then Some Guy and Some Other Guy would find me and use me in their ''{types in puke green}'' Cheatball Games ''{stops typing in puke green}''<br />
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''{Dream sequence}''<br />
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'''SOME GUY:''' Hey! Let's play Cheatball with this thing!<br />
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'''SOME OTHER GUY:''' Good Idea!<br />
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'''JUDGE PWNZOR:''' I BE REF!<br />
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''{Some Guy and Some Other Guy starts kicking Cruroar around, Judge Pwnzor falls asleep and Homestar Runner comes in}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' WHAT IN PETE SAMPRAS IS GOING ON HERE?!<br />
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'''SOME GUY:''' We were just playing Cheatball and wondered if you want to play.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Nope. Just what the crap is going on here.<br />
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'''JUDGE PWNZOR:''' I SUE YOU!<br />
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''{End Dream Sequence}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' So you see, I would be sad all the time...''{sniff}'' Thinking about it makes me want to cry.<br />
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''{The paper comes down}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Wow! My first answered email! I'm so proud!<br />
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''{The paper comes down another line: "Oh really?"}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Yeah really!<br />
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''{The paper comes down, covering the screen, with an arrow pointing to the back button.}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' HEY!<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==</div>Conchris