https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Con_email.wue%2F40Con email.wue/40 - Revision history2026-04-21T08:30:32ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Con_email.wue/40&diff=29663&oldid=prevConchris: Lying is what all the cool kids did back in 2005!2008-08-07T14:37:09Z<p>Lying is what all the cool kids did back in 2005!</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br />
'After a weird judging, Conchris returns home and wonders what is Judge Pwnzor'<br />
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'''Cast:''' Conchris, Judge Pwnzor, Cruroar, Some Guy, Pwn'd, Some Other Guy, Homestar Runner<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' That was a weird verdict. Anyway, I have no emails. But what is Judge Pwnzor?<br />
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''{Dream sequence starts}''<br />
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'''JUDGE PWNZOR:''' LEIK (sic) IT IS TIME FOR SOME ENAILS!<br />
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<blockquote class=email>I PWN'D YOU! From, Some Guy and Some Other Guy</blockquote><br />
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'''JUDGE PWNZOR:''' OH NOES! CRYURA (sic) AND PWN'D! GET IN HERE! WE'RE GOING TO PWN THEM!<br />
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''{Cut to a court}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' What do you have to say for yourself?<br />
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'''SOME GUY:''' I AM SOME GUY!<br />
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'''PWN'D:''' ALL RISE!<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' We have already risen.<br />
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'''SOME OTHER GUY:''' Yeah! This court sucks!<br />
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''{Everyone gasps}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' OVERRULED!<br />
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''{Homestar Runner comes in}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Cruroar, I found your pocket watch. Also I have to evidence here ''{produces evidence whenever he says 'here'}'' and here and oh, here and maybe here and here and here and here AND here!<br />
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''{brief silence}''<br />
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'''JUDGE PWNZOR:''' HOMESTAR RUNNER WINS TEH MATCH!<br />
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''{Yays are heard}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Woah! I never expected that!<br />
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''{End dream sequence}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Is Judge Pwnzor a Coach Z counter-part for this email? I don't know exactly.<br />
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''{The paper comes down}''<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
*This is the first time a Minor character has checked an email on this WUE.<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
*COMIN' UP!</div>Conchris