https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Con_email.wue%2F4Con email.wue/4 - Revision history2026-04-17T02:24:35ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Con_email.wue/4&diff=21717&oldid=prevConchris: Of course, the blockquotes are not here obviously.2008-07-04T17:38:45Z<p>Of course, the blockquotes are not here obviously.</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Overview==<br />
''Conchris gets another spam email and then gets another email''<br />
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'''Cast in order of appearence:''' Conchris, Homsar, Cruroar.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Email is the coolest!<br />
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<blockquote class="email"><br />
Dear Subscribed User,<br /><br /><br />
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We have noticed that you have not payed for your premium mebership fund. You currently owe $100,000,000,000. The last paying time was March 19th, 1989. Please send us your credit card number for immedaite <s>fining</s> consultation.<br /><br /><br />
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Thankyou,<br /><br />
The Internet Gamers Club of America</blockquote><br />
'''CONCHRIS:''' Subscribed User? I'm not subscribed into The Internet Gamers Club of America.... Fowarded to Strong Sad...<br />
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<blockquote class="email">Crap fowarded to Gron Sad</blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Now, NEXT EMAIL!<br />
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<blockquote class="email">Dear Conchris,<br /><br />
Your computer has been spotted downloading alot of crap.<br /><br />
We will destroy your computer in 1 minute...</blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' What? Oh no! My computer is about to blow up!<br />
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''{Conchris runs out screaming}''<br />
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''{cut to the stick, where Homsar is there for no reason}''<br />
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'''HOMSAR:''' DAaAaAaAaAaAaAa! Alms for the pudgy. Alms for the pudgy.<br />
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''{Conchris runs in screaming and exits scene left}''<br />
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'''HOMSAR:''' DAaAaAaAaAaAaAa! I thought I saw the gravy train!<br />
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''{cut to Conchris' Computer room, the computer blows up}''<br />
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''{cut to the field, where Conchris is}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh no! ''{runs off}''<br />
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''{cut to Conchris' Computer Room, where the blown up Smandy 206 is.}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' MY COMPUTER! I'm off to some place... I'll bring Cruroar's computer with me!<br />
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''{The Paper comes down as Conchris runs away saying, "Click [[Talk:Con_email.exe|here]] to email Conchris}''<br />
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''{cut to Cruroar's computer room}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Heheheh.... Cruroar won't notice....<br />
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''{Close-up of Conchris' backpack, Cruroar pops up}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' ''{Squeaks, sounding like HEH HEH HEH!}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Who said that?<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Meh! ''{hides}''<br />
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== Fun facts ==<br />
*There is no fun facts nor easter eggs<br />
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== Commentary ==<br />
'''CONCHRIS:''' Welcome to spam2! More spam than you and your grandmother can handle. Meh.<br />
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'''STRONG SADER:''' This email always makes me sad.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' And is one of my crappiest emails EVOR! And is the end for Smandy 206.<br />
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'''STRONG SADER:''' I like that computer.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' I miss having Conchris use the computer...It was short-lived... I might bring it back under Smandy 207 or something...<br />
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'''STRONG SADER:''' Maybe you could take the remains of your past computers and crapily tape them together to make a super computer.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Now that'll be funny...Anyway, I don't like what Homsar is saying in this email.<br />
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'''STRONG SADER:''' I think it's funny.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' KABOOM! There goes the Smandy 206. It was so brave...<br />
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'''STRONG SADER:''' ''{crys}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' And that's why I hate Computer Deaths. The weirdest one being the Lappo 123's death. So, see you next time...''{sniff}''<br />
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[[Con_email.exe|[back]]]</div>Conchris