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<p>Time for me to start Project Archive for Con_email.exe. Season 2&#039;s beginning.</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> ''Conchris somehow starts a new season, which seems to happen every 30 emails. Changes are made around the WUE and Conchris somehow gets changed into a whatever Homestar is.''<br /> <br /> '''Cast in order of appearance:''' Conchris, Homestar, Cruroar, Conril, Doug Teegland, Conchris?, Homsar (Easter Egg), Bubs (Easter Egg)<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Cut to the computer room, Conchris, Homestar Runner, Cruroar and Conril are there}''<br /> <br /> ''{Doug Teegland comes in}''<br /> <br /> '''DOUG TEEGLAND:''' I'm afraid I've got some bad news boys. This email show is crap.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' WHAT?!<br /> <br /> '''DOUG TEEGLAND:''' First of all, made-up emails are no longer allowed as I made a filter for the made-up emails.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' OH GREAT NOW I HAVE TO SIT THERE UNTIL SOMEONE EMAILS ME?! How bad is that?<br /> <br /> '''DOUG TEEGLAND:''' Second of all, You had no easter eggs in a while, so I've commanded the Easter Egg guys to force you to have easter eggs.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Anything else, Dumbo?<br /> <br /> '''DOUG TEEGLAND:''' Last of all, you have to fit in with the cast so, you will need to be changed to what Homestar is.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' YOU CAN'T CHANGE ME! YOU CAN'T... ''{A zap of light hits him and he falls to the floor}''<br /> <br /> ''{Fade to black and then cut back to the computer room}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS?:''' Oww...What happened?<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' You've changed that's what!<br /> <br /> '''CONRIL?:''' I'm the human wedgie!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS?:''' Why do I have an urge to sing Bread sing-alongs? Where's my hands? ''{gasps}'' WHERE'S MY ARM?!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' You are a Homestar.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' WHAT?! THAT is very cliche! Do I look like Homestar's Brother/Son/Cousin whatever to you?<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Yes.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Remind me to kick you when I feel better.<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER (VOICE OVER):''' And so, the Homestar's Brother Running Gag is born!<br /> <br /> ''{The paper comes down}''<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> * The Homestar's Brother thing was an idea taken from somebody. It's going to be used as a running gag until the 'confession' email (A Not quite one after Email....60)<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> *Click on Cruroar and he'll change into Homsar<br /> <br /> === Easter Egg Transcript ===<br /> ''{If Cruroar has been changed to Homsar}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR:''' Hey Homestar's Brother! I just lost my jengajam!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Freaking Weirdo.<br /> <br /> ''{If Cruroar 'Homsar' has been changed to Bubs}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Being Homestar's Brother is 50 Bucks!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' FOW CRAPS SAKES, I AM NOT HOMESTAW'S BWOTHEW! Oh no! Now I have Homestar's Speech Impediment!</div>

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