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<p>New page: == Overview == Conchris somehow gets a flashback to old-school after he deletes an email &#039;&#039;&#039;Cast in order of appearance:&#039;&#039;&#039; Conchris, Old-School Conchris, Old-School Cruroar, Old-School S...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br /> Conchris somehow gets a flashback to old-school after he deletes an email<br /> <br /> '''Cast in order of appearance:''' Conchris, Old-School Conchris, Old-School Cruroar, Old-School Strong Bad, More to come...<br /> <br /> == Tramscript ==<br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' EMAIL!<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;email&quot;&gt;Dear Conchris,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> The King of Town wants you to go to a meeting with him. You MUST proceed.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Teh Noid,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Bishoply Figure&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' What? I need to go to a meeting with him? Idiots... I never forgave the King of Town for banishing me<br /> to Blue Fadey land, so DELETED!!<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;email&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=homestar&gt;DELETED!!!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Well that sucked...Let's extend this email in a poor way and flashback to the Old-School days or...5 years ago...<br /> <br /> ''{screen fades and then it cuts to Marshmallow's Last Stand}''<br /> <br /> '''OLD-SCHOOL CONCHRIS:''' Time to check a real email from one of my friends.<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;tandy email&quot;&gt;Dear Conchris,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> I am a desperate Email Checker.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Can you give me any tips on check...ing?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> From your first best friend ever,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Homestar Runner&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''OLD-SCHOOL CONCHRIS:''' Ahh! My first friend! Homestar, in order to check your emails you must have a computer that connects<br /> to the internet! ''{plugs internet line into the computer}'' and then you must create an email client! ''{types in 'createnewemailclient.exe'}''<br /> <br /> ''{Old School Cruroar comes in}''<br /> <br /> '''OLD-SCHOOL CRUROAR:''' Meh!<br /> <br /> '''OLD-SCHOOL CONCHRIS:''' I'll be getting to that later, I'm trying to show Homestar how to check emails.<br /> <br /> ''{Old-School Cruroar goes into Holy-Crap Adorible Eyes mode}''<br /> <br /> '''OLD-SCHOOL CONCHRIS:''' Fine! We'll be back in a minute.<br /> <br /> ''{Old-School Conchris and Cruroar leave, Old-School Strong Bad comes in}''<br /> <br /> '''OLD-SCHOOL STRONG BAD:''' With this computer we can win the competition for greatest email in the world!<br /> <br /> ''{A hidden audience boos as Old-School Strong Bad takes the computer somehow}''<br /> <br /> ''{Old-School Strong Bad leaves, Old-School Conchris comes back in}''<br /> <br /> '''OLD-SCHOOL CONCHRIS:''' Oh no! My computer is stolen! Now what will I do? I'll buy a new one! ''{Old-School Homestar Runner comes in}''<br /> <br /> '''OLD-SCHOOL HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm a star! ''{Homestar jumps up into the air and the old theme song plays}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Lappo 600, Conchris is sleeping}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Huh wha? Oot? Oh yeah, it is a good day to use Flash MX 2004. Stocks are up, pipes are down and Ol' Conchris here is ripping off some of Strong Bad's lineam [sic]...eam. ''{Conchris leaves, The paper comes down}''<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> *This MIGHT be the first Conchris email that has old-school in it.<br /> *This was created when the Fanstuff Wiki was locked<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> *Click on Lineam [sic] to see the tub of Lineam [sic]:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;The King Of Town's Lineam!<br /> <br /> I don't let's Strong Bad near it!&lt;/pre&gt;</div>

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