Conchris: But I'm a bad enough dude to do it myself.

2008-07-04T17:38:29Z

But I'm a bad enough dude to do it myself.

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== Overview ==
''Conchris gets a spam email that is full of FWDs and REs then gets an email (Not from the Inbox) about spam and THEN gets an email with catonfire_fallingfromanairplane.exe attachment''

'''Cast in order of appearence:''' Conchris, Cruroar

== Transcript ==

''{Conchris is seen in front of the computer, playing Stinkoman 20X6, level 1 music is playing}''

''{The on-screen Stinkoman falls off the screen and the game over screen appears}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Aww crap! Time to get on with the emails!

''{Conchris types in 'Con_email.exe'}''

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''{The Fwds and Res repeat for a while}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' What the crap?! Is this email asking for a challenge?! Oh wait.... I'm not Stinkoman. I know what to do with this....RECYCLED!

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#3300FF"><big><big><big>RECYCLED!</big></big></big></blockquote>

'''CONCHRIS:''' NEXT EMAIL!

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#3300FF"><big><big><big>NEXT EMAIL!</big></big></big></blockquote>

<blockquote class="email">deer c0|\|(|-|R1S, 
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 
Dear Conchris, 
What do you do if you have spam in your inbox 
Crapfully yours, 
NOT virus guy.</blockquote>

'''CONCHRIS:''' Well not virus guy. I'd say that spam will get RECYCLED!

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#3300FF"><big><big><big>RECYCLED!</big></big></big></blockquote>

'''CONCHRIS:''' Next Email.

<blockquote class="email"><div>Fwd:funny stuff</div>
Hey Conchris! 
Check this out! 
From your friend, 
Homestar. 
---ORIGINAL MESSAGE--- 
Hey Homestar! 
Check this thing out! 
From, Nobody. 
ATTACHMENT: catonfire_fallingfromanairplane.exe</blockquote>

'''CONCHRIS:''' Cat on fire falling from an airplane? I wanna see!

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR 
 
The system cannot handle the 3 Gig attachment. 
Turning off...</blockquote>

''{A power off noise is heard when the computer turns off}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Drat! The stupid computer crashed again! Reminds me of that time when I was about to reach Level -''{Conchris says the - as negative)0 on Stinkoman 20X6...

''{cut to Conchris' Computer room, white clouds surround the frame}''

'''FLASHBACK CONCHRIS:''' I almost finished this boss off! Level -0 here I come!

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR 
 
The system is down. I dunno know what 
you did, moron, but you sure 
screwed everything up good.</blockquote>

'''FLASHBACK CONCHRIS:''' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!

''{static then cut to Cruroar's Computer Room}''

'''FALLING GUY 2:''' Hey? Is that a falling cat?

'''CAT:''' MEOW!

'''CONCHRIS:''' HA HA HA! Now that was funny! Play it again Cruroar!

'''CRUROAR:''' Meh! ''{sounds like okay}''

''{The paper comes down saying, Click here to email The flaming ca....I mean [[Talk:Con_email.exe|Conchris]]}''

== Fun Facts ==
*The catonfire_fallingfromanairplane.exe attachment was from Biz Cas Fri 3.
*Conchris saying Is this Email asking for a challenge?! is a reference to Stinkoman, where is says: Are you asking for a CHAAAAAALLLLLLEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNGGGGGEEEE?!

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on the words the flaming ca.... on the paper to see the cat fall into Cruroar's Computer Room and then disappears.

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