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<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">Chapter 2 1/2</span></span></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br /> '''Page Title:''' I want pudding!<br /> <br /> '''Cast in order of appearance:''' Conchris, Shadowy Figure (Sirhcnoc), Cruroar, Homestar Runner, Stinkoman, The Homestar Runner, 1-Up, The Ugly One, Narrator Strong Bad, Jaro(s), Pudding bots, Shovels?<br /> <br /> Not including the lines from choices: '''85 LINES! INCLUDING ACTIONS MAN!'''<br /> <br /> Including the lines from Conchris' Idea: '''108 LINES! INCLUDING ACTIONS AND NOT INCLUDING PRE TAGS MAN!'''<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> == Chapter 1 - MU HA HA HA HA HA! ==<br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I'm not doing an email today....because...I'll do something unrelated to throwing eggs at some place I know...''{runs off}''<br /> <br /> ''{The Shadowy Figure comes in}''<br /> <br /> '''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' MU HA HA HA HA! I will take over this computer and time will be wrecked somehow...<br /> <br /> ''{Cruroar comes in}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Oh no you don't!<br /> <br /> '''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' Oh yes I do!<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar Runner comes in}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh no you don't! ''{brief silence}'' What?<br /> <br /> '''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' I'll push it anyways.<br /> <br /> ''{The Shadowy Figure pushes a button somehow and The Homestar Runner and Stinkoman appears}''<br /> <br /> '''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' Now to delete this...<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=email&gt;time_travel.exe deleted...&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' MU HA HA HA HA!<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' You laugh like that other Shadowy Figure.<br /> <br /> '''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' Shut up! Punch! ''{punches Stinkoman}''<br /> <br /> ''{The room goes dark, Stinkoman is still the one bright}''<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALLLLEEEEEENNNNNNGGGEEEE?<br /> <br /> '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh dear! I might not see this! ''{walks off}''<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' DOOOOUUUUBBBLLLLEEEE DEEEEEEUUUUUUCCCCEEEE!<br /> <br /> '''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' Kick. ''{kicks Stinkoman, Stinkoman lands on the ground with a thud}''<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' You've beaten me in a challenge. But that's not gonna stop MEEEEEEEEEEE!<br /> <br /> '''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' It's time I made my leave...<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' GET BACK HERE!<br /> <br /> ''{The Shadowy Figure disappears in a poof}''<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris comes back in}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' That felt so much better...HEY WAIT! What the crap is going on here?<br /> <br /> '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm The Homestar Runner. What's your marker?<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' I go by Stinkoman! That's a name for fighters if there ever is one!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Conchris. How did you get here?<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Some Shadowy Dude pressed the 'take two popular characters from 1936 and 20X6 and place them at current location' button. Phew, that name was long.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' And what else?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' He deleted your Time thingy...<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' WHAT?! This does not look good for this email.<br /> <br /> ''{fade to black, a Stinkoman 20X6-esque Level screen shows with the words 'Try Chapter 2.0!'}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{off-screen}'' HEY!<br /> <br /> == Chapter 2 - Who's the Shadowy Figure? ==<br /> ''{cut to Parts Unknown, Conchris and the gang are walking along}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Anyway, who is the Shadowy Figure?<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' I don't know...<br /> <br /> '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Hey look!<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' It's 1-Up!<br /> <br /> ''{the camera pans through the clearing, revealing 1-Up with his back turned}''<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' 1-Up?<br /> <br /> '''1-UP:''' You never got me pudding...<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{weirded out}'' What?<br /> <br /> ''{They get transported to Teen Girl Squad Paper}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' This is worse than that virus email...<br /> <br /> ''{The Ugly One comes in}''<br /> <br /> '''THE UGLY ONE:''' Who are you?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Erm...What?<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' WHATTED'D!<br /> <br /> '''THE UGLY ONE:''' OW! MY PAUSEMENT!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' This is crazy...<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' I know that.<br /> <br /> '''1-UP:''' Shut up...<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Since when did YOU become so mean?<br /> <br /> '''1-UP:''' Since the day I got pudding smashed into my face...<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Erm...<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' HOMESTAR'D!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Wha?! I look like a...Whatever Homestar is...<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' Cool! That means I can punch you! ''{punches Conchris}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' OW! Wait...NO HANDS?! OH NO WHAT DO I DO?!<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' NORMAL'D!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I'm a Human again! YAY!<br /> <br /> ''{The background shifts from the TGS Paper to the Shadowy Figure's castle}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' What the? How did we get here so fast?<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' Hey look! It's the Shadowy Figure!<br /> <br /> '''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' It seems like you came...<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Who are you?!<br /> <br /> '''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' I am you...Your evil self...SIRHCNOC!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Great...<br /> <br /> '''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' Now...FIGHT!<br /> <br /> ''{Jaros, Pudding bots and Shovels appear}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Fine. Let's fight them!<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' Yeah!<br /> <br /> '''1-UP:''' Horray for Pudding!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Let's go fight!<br /> <br /> ''{A Stinkoman 20X6-esque level main screen appears with the words 'Try Level 10.3!'}''<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris charges against the shovel and kicks it, Conchris then picks up the Shovel and starts hitting over shovels.}''<br /> <br /> ''{1-Up, holding a spoon, eats the pudding bots with his spoon, causing them to turn off.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Stinkoman punches the Jaros to bits}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' The Shadowy Figure is escaping!<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' How about if we have an idea. We can use my Stinkowing.<br /> <br /> '''1-UP:''' Maybe we could fire the Pud-a-pult at the ship.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Maybe we can use my computer to hack the controls.<br /> <br /> == Chapter 2 &lt;sup&gt;1/2&lt;/sup&gt; ==<br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Those ideas won't work. How about we do mines?<br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Wait!<br /> <br /> ''{Stinkoman and 1-Up screech to a halt}''<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris is on his Lappo 600}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I got the connection, now all I need is too... ''{cut to the Lappo 600's screen, it says:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;Username:Sirhcnoc<br /> Pass:******************&lt;/pre&gt;}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' GOT IT!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to inside the ship}''<br /> <br /> '''SHIP:''' ALERT! ALERT! IT HAS BEEN HACKED! SHUTTING DOWN YOUR CONTROLS...<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' WHAT?! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<br /> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!<br /> <br /> ''{cut to outside, his cries are heard until he crashes}''<br /> <br /> ''{cut to the Field, Cruroar and Homestar Runner are there}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Meh!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Did you hear that? Nothing!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the fort}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Looks like you have to go.<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' Anyway, nice being a challenge partner with you! ''{he disappears including 1-Up}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Goodbye.<br /> <br /> ''{The Homestar Runner appears}''<br /> <br /> '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well folks, you know what that means...now I'll...''{he dissappears}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Glad that's over with.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Yeah!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' 20X6! ''{jumps up into the air and turns gold, the Stinkoman 20X6 Theme Song plays as credits roll}''<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;Conchris Emails<br /> Presented by:<br /> Somebody<br /> Directed by:<br /> Strong Bad<br /> Deleted Several times by:<br /> Sticklyman<br /> Dumbest Guy of the year:<br /> Strong Sad<br /> Created by:<br /> Lem Sportsinterviews...I mean, Conchris&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Fade to black, The paper comes down}''<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> *The Credits are a play on the credits usually shown at the end of a cartoon or movie.</div>

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