https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Con_email.wue%2F24Con email.wue/24 - Revision history2026-04-09T22:39:42ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Con_email.wue/24&diff=21752&oldid=prevConchris: Screw the rules! I have money!2008-07-04T18:00:12Z<p>Screw the rules! I have money!</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br />
Conchris gets a computer from Conril, It turns out Conril makes some sense.<br />
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'''Cast in order of appearance:''' Conchris, Conril, Cruril, Conroar, Old-Timey Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner<br />
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'''26 LINES! INCLUDING ACTIONS MAN!'''<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
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''{Conchris walks in and notices a computer}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' What? Conril! What is this?<br />
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'''CONRIL:''' That's the Jengajam 700!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' You make sense?<br />
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'''CONRIL:''' Yeah, I was doing it as a joke...<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Can this thing check Emails?<br />
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'''CONRIL:''' Yes...<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Cool!<br />
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''{Conchris gets on and clicks 'Conchris Email'}''<br />
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<blockquote class="email"><div>subject:Old-Timey</div><br />
Dear Conchris,<br /><br />
What did you look like back at Old-Timey times?<br /><br />
From,<br /><br />
Annoymouse</blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Hey, I remember Old-Timey...CONRIL! Roll that film again!<br />
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''{cut to a screen, The Homestar Runner Theme plays, it says <pre>Cruril Presents<br />
'A cartoon for kids'<br />
Cruril Mail</pre><br />
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''{Cut to Cruril's Mailbox}''<br />
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'''CRURIL:''' Well folks, you know what that means...Now I'll check my mail<br />
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<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:2px solid black;background:#cccccc;color:#000"> Dear Cruril STOP<br /><br />
Have you ever thought of settling the battle STOP<br /><br />
between Strong Bad and The Homestar RunnerQUESTION MARK<br /><br />
From<br /><br />
ANNOYMOUSE STOPX</blockquote><br />
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'''CRURIL:''' Conroar!<br />
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''{Conroar comes on}''<br />
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'''CONROAR:''' What is it?<br />
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'''CRURIL:''' It's time to settle the fued...<br />
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''{A big SCENE DELETED appears}''<br />
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'''OLD TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' The Homestar Runner! Your time is up! Now hand me your gold pants or else!<br />
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'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay!<br />
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'''CRURIL:''' Stop!<br />
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''{A big SCENE DELETED appears}''<br />
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'''CRURIL:''' I won!<br />
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<pre>The End</pre><br />
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''{Cut to Conril's Projector room}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' That was so....AWESOME!<br />
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''{The paper comes down}''<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
*None so far<br />
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== Conchris' Evaluation ==<br />
2/5 - Meh...Just Meh...</div>Conchris