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<p>New page: == Overview == Conchris FINALLY returns to 2005, and finds out his Lappo is destroyed... &#039;&#039;&#039;Cast (In order of appearence):&#039;&#039;&#039; Conchris, Cruroar, Chriscon, Cruriroar, Cooksar Baker, Exserb...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br /> Conchris FINALLY returns to 2005, and finds out his Lappo is destroyed...<br /> <br /> '''Cast (In order of appearence):''' Conchris, Cruroar, Chriscon, Cruriroar, Cooksar Baker, Exserby, Doreauxgard, Bad Graphics Ghost(s), Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Lil' Brudder (Easter Egg)<br /> <br /> '''Lines:''' 51 Lines including Actions<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> === Chapter 1: The Negative Zone ===<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Chriscon's Living Room, Conchris, Chriscon, Cruriroar, Cruroar and Cooksar Baker are there}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Well...Guess this is it....<br /> <br /> '''CHRISCON:''' I miss being with you 2005 me....<br /> <br /> '''CRURIROAR:''' And MY 2005 me...<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Let's get this train wreck a rolling!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris, Cruroar and Cooksar Baker stand near Chriscon's Computer and types in the command 'Time Travel.exe', then they all get sucked into the computer, fade out to black}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Level -0, Conchris, Cruroar and Cooksar Baker is standing there}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Okay....Where the crap are we?<br /> <br /> '''COOKSAR:''' Dunno...Someplace...<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' LOOK! IT'S EXSERBY! RUN!<br /> <br /> ''{Exserby walks in, zoom out}''<br /> <br /> '''EXSERBY:''' You again! I knew you would be back from the Email you entered my zone!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Look, Pile of trash....Can you give us a time travelling machine?<br /> <br /> '''EXSERBY:''' Fine...Here you go! ''{Zaps Conchris, Cruroar and Cooksar Baker somewhere else}'' MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!<br /> <br /> === Chapter 2: Where the crap are we? ===<br /> ''{cut to Blue Fadey Land, Conchris, Cooksar Baker and Cruroar are standing there}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Great...Where the crap are we?<br /> <br /> '''COOKSAR:''' Dunno...Someplace...<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Where are we? Some sort of Blue Fadey Land or something...<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Maybe this is heaven....We're dead!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Naw, it can't be heaven, there's not enough Cantaloupes....<br /> <br /> '''COOKSAR:''' ''{produces a Cantaloupe who is drawn on with a pencil stuck at the bottom}'' Here's a Cantaloupe!<br /> <br /> '''DOREAUXGARD:''' Get offa me!<br /> <br /> '''COOKSAR:''' Oh sorry... ''{throws Doreauxgard away}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Woah....Maybe this IS heaven...<br /> <br /> '''COOKSAR:''' Yes, it's just you and you and me forever!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Wait a minute... THIS ISN'T HEAVEN! AUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' I found a way out guys!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Where?<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Through the clouds!<br /> <br /> ''{Blue Fadey Land starts turning red and Bad Graphics Ghosts start chasing after them}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' RUN!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris, Cruroar and Cooksar starts running}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' We better get outta here ALIVE!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' I know!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Here we go! The exit is closing! Quick!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris, Cruroar and Cooksar dive under the 'door' that is closing}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' That was close....<br /> <br /> '''COOKSAR:''' A little TOO close...<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Hey! I see something!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris, Cruroar and Cooksar run off-screen}''<br /> <br /> === Chapter 3: 2005, at last ===<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Conchris' Computer Room}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' 2005....At last! Wait....WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LAPPY!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' ''{offscreen}'' I was pouring mountain dew into your computer to make another wet computer and it exploded...<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Doofus here wanted to make a wet computer out of my lappy but then he wanted to wet your lappy...I'm gonna go punch him now..<br /> <br /> ''{punching noises are heard}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' ''{offscreen}'' OW!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I dudoh crapfully yours....I dudoh crapfully yours! My Lappo is gone.... Oh no....<br /> <br /> ''{The paper comes down}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Dear Conchris....Can you give me a dollar....<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> *This is the first time where Conchris Emails took up the Chapter thingy.<br /> *The Where the Crap are we? Dialouge is done 2 times, Two lines in Chapter 1 and ALMOST all the lines in Chapter 2.<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> *Click on the exploded Lappo to see Lil' Brudder come in<br /> <br /> === Easter Egg Transcript ===<br /> ''{Screen fades to black, Lil' Brudder scrapes in}''<br /> <br /> '''LIL BRUDDER:''' Things are looking up!<br /> <br /> ''{Lil' Brudder scrapes off screen again}''<br /> <br /> ''{The paper comes down}''<br /> <br /> == Commentary ==<br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' [[HRWiki:Weclome|Weclome]] to back to 2005. I'm Conchris.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SADER:''' The longest Con email ever made, and it still sucked! I mean, most of it was a rip-off of were the crap are we.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Well, I liked Where the crap are we. I decided to parody it.<br /> <br /> '''1-UP:''' Here I am again!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SADER:''' Will you just leave us alone?<br /> <br /> '''1-UP:''' No! I'm here because it's a 20X6 series!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SADER:''' Oh. OK.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Either that or he's here because he got zapped to 2005 by some glitched robot. Anyway, here's Exserby, he zapped us to Blue fadey Land, which soon became Conchris' Domicile<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SADER:''' I like were the crap are we.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Next is some unintentional escape from some kinda thingy.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SADER:''' Moo.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Next is the third part. Homestar gets hurt in this part and I cry about it...The Compy death...<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SADER:''' So sad. Well I guess this is goodbye to 1-Up aswell.<br /> <br /> '''1-UP:''' Aww man! I loved being here...Oh well...I'll go back to 20X6.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SADER:''' Bye. Sorry we never got to know each other. ''{sniff}''</div>

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