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<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">Transcript</span></span></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> ''...''<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Open to Conchris' Computer room, Chrionroar flies in through the window and lands on the floor, the computer is already displaying this email:}''<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> O HAY<br /> <br /> You know what would be a hoot? Letting<br /> Chrio... Chr... that funny guy do the<br /> email.<br /> <br /> Irregardless,<br /> Skully<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Chrionroar gets up and reads the email}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' I shall pursue this quest! Onwards!<br /> <br /> ''{Chrionroar throws himself at the wall, Conchris opens the door and looks at Chrionroar}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Uhh... what are you doing?<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' Wallfacing!<br /> <br /> ''{Pause}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' How... nice... uh... I need to check the email now, I've just regained control of it again.<br /> <br /> ''{Chrionroar grabs Conchris by the collar whilst holding up a fork}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' THOU SHALT NOT PASS!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Wait, what?<br /> <br /> ''{Chrionroar throws Conchris to the floor}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Dude, what are you doing?<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' I'm in your base, stealin' your mailz!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Oh no... Don't tell me someone emailed to ask if someone else could gain control over the email show for this email...<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' Yep!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I think I should be going now...<br /> <br /> ''{Chrionroar grabs Conchris and pins him up on the wall by using a fork}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, not cool. Let me down now.<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' NO!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Let me down.<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' Can't hear you! ''{typing}'' I has the emailz answered Buggy with Skull! I'll find the lost hoots of Atlantis!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Oh Bob, he's using a different perspective for an email... ''{close up}'' I LIKE IT!<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom out to reveal the room is a mess and Chrionroar is gone}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Great. Now I'm going to be hanging here for the rest of this email.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the docks, Chrionroar is conversing with a sailor}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' I CAN HAS SHIP?!<br /> <br /> '''SAILOR:''' For the last time, no!<br /> <br /> ''{Chrionroar sails away with the ship}''<br /> <br /> '''SAILOR:''' I should really start paying attention more.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the sea, Chrionroar is wearing a pirate's hat}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' Where shall we sail to Captain Stop Post?!<br /> <br /> ''{The Stop Sign doesn't reply}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' Good idea!<br /> <br /> ''{The ship starts sailing towards a random direction, half-way to Atlantis, Chrionroar suddenly bursts into the captain quarters}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' I'm so sorry! But my fellow sailors wanted me to kill you! ''{grabs the stop sign}'' So sorry, captain! ''{eats the stop sign, pause}'' Wait, then that means I'M THE CAPTAIN! YIPPEE! ''{jumps into the captain's seat and puts on the captain's hat}''<br /> <br /> ''{Timeswipe, Chrionroar now has a beard, he loses it when the boat suddenly shudders}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' OH BOY! VISITORS!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the deck, Chrionroar bursts in through the door}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' WECLOME VISITARS TO MY BOAT!<br /> <br /> '''PIRATE #1:''' Yargh! We've come to steal steal yer treasure!<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' Huh?<br /> <br /> '''PIRATE #4:''' You know, treasure? The shiny kind?<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' ''{picks up a spoon with a face drawn on it}'' TAKE MR. SPOON!<br /> <br /> ''{A pirate wearing a captain's hat jumps on board}''<br /> <br /> '''PIRATE CAPTAIN:''' Shiver me timbers! We got an idiot on a ship! Get him!<br /> <br /> ''{The pirates chase after Chrionroar}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' I'm not the one you wants! ''{throws the spoon}'' TAKE HIM INSTEAD!<br /> <br /> ''{The spoon flies at one of the pirates and hits him in the eye}''<br /> <br /> '''PIRATE #6:''' ARGH MY EYE! ''{falls overboard}'' WARGH! ''{a shark eats him}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' Sounds safe enough! Alley-oop! ''{jumps overboard with diving gear on}''<br /> <br /> ''{The pirates stop}''<br /> <br /> '''PIRATE CAPTAIN:''' Why are we stopping? He's only dived in!<br /> <br /> '''PIRATE #1:''' But he's out of our F.o.V! We can't get him!<br /> <br /> '''PIRATE CAPTAIN:''' Well, let's just wait here until he comes back, okay?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Conchris' House}''<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Where is the idiot? Things have been awfully quiet in this house for the past 3.4 hours.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Yeah... this place does seem a bit quiet.<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Wait... do you hear something?<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris' cries for help slowly gets louder}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{muffled}'' SOMEBODY HELP ME!<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' I think it's time to take this opportunity to do something. ''{runs up to the computer room}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the computer room, Forest kicks the door down}''<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Where are you?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Behind you.<br /> <br /> ''{Forest turns around}''<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Wow. What day is it? The hanging out to dry day?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Let me down.<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Not unless you admit to being the biggest idiot on Earth.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' But I'm not! Chrionroar is!<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Admit it!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{sighs, he says it in a sarcastic way}'' I'm the biggest idiot on Earth. Now let me go!<br /> <br /> ''{Forest pulls the fork out and Conchris drops to the floor}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Thanks.<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Now, what the heck happened here?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Well, Chrionroar broke into here and pinned me up on this wall. He's looking for the lost hoots of Atlantis or something...<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' You've got to be kidding me!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Well, I think he's already left the docks at the speed he was going. So there's no way we can borrow a boat from there...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the sea, Conchris and Forest are on jet Skis}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I can't believe you threatened them at gun point to give us these.<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' I have ways of making them talk. Also, there's a ship up ahead.<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris and Forest close in on the stolen ship, they jump aboard}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' G.A.S.P! Pirates!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to another part of the boat, several pirates stand with their weapons drawn}''<br /> <br /> '''PIRATE #1:''' YARGH! And stuff.<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' This is ridiculous! Pirates don't exist anymore! What is wrong with this email show?<br /> <br /> '''PIRATE #3:''' Your mom is what's wrong.<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' I don't have a mom... You make me sad.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Nobody makes robots sad except for me! HI-YAH! ''{kicks one of the pirates overboard}''<br /> <br /> '''PIRATE CAPTAIN:''' He's crossed the aggro line! Get him!<br /> <br /> ''{The pirates gang up on Conchris, they hit him for 20 a turn}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Uh... was it supposed to hurt? ''{kicks all the pirates surrounding him overboard}''<br /> <br /> '''PIRATE CAPTAIN:''' Oh crap! ''{Conchris is about to kick him}'' No, no. Let me handle this. ''{kicks himself overboard}'' WAAAAGH!<br /> <br /> ''{Chrionroar jumps onto the scene}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' I'M BACKZORS TO THE HACKZORS!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{grabs Chrionroar by the collar}'' Okay! Now start talking! What did you do?<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' Well, let's see... I had breakfast, ate a truck, blew up a building...<br /> <br /> ''{Timeswipe, the daytime is now nighttime and Conchris is sleepy}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' ...killed a man, stole a boat... and found the lost hoots of Atlantis! ''{pulls out an Owl statue, it wakes up and starts hooting}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Whassa.... ''{wakes up from his sleepy trance}'' Wha? Were those things cut?<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' ''{eats the night sky, revealing day light}'' Yes!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Let's go back to shore...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the docks, Cruroar and Cieeia are waiting there}''<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Conchris! Chrionroar! You're back!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' We weren't gone long.<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' I FOUNDS TEH LOST HOOTS OF ATLANTIS! ''{pulls out the Owl statue from earlier, it wakes up and starts hooting}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Where's Forest?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Oh, she's at the bar, drinking her sorrows away. She'll get over it, she's a robot after all.<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Why? What happened?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' She has no mom.<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Aw! That's sad!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I don't know if this will change her anyway. ''{notices Chrionroar about to eat the Owl statue}'' Chrionroar? You're not about to eat that, are you?<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' YES! ''{eats the Owl Statue but then spits it out}'' Yeugh! Tastes like a million years!<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' Can you even taste years?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' If you're an idiot, then yes.<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' Ooh! A shark!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the sea, a shark jumps out of the water, Chrionroar catches him in mid-air}''<br /> <br /> '''SHARK:''' OH NO! I'M CAUGHT! SOMEONE CALL PEST CONTROL!<br /> <br /> ''{Several black-suited men jump on Chrionroar at once, the shark jumps back into the sea quickly}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Another adventure complete! Ha ha!<br /> <br /> ''{The Paper comes down reading, &quot;Click [[Con_email.wue/Inbox|here to email Conchris!]]&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Finally! My name is back on The Paper, baby!<br /> <br /> '''CIEEIA:''' I kinda miss having the email show to myself, can I have it again?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' NO!</div>

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