Conchris: /* Transcript */

2008-07-08T15:37:21Z

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== Summary ==
''Conchris lets Cieeia take the reigns for a while before realising that giving a fake character control over an email show is like trying to backstab a train, it's not going to work out so well.''

== Transcript ==
''{Intro sequence, stop half-way where Cruroar interrupts}''

'''CRUROAR:''' WAIT A MINUTE, THIS ISN'T THE CONSHOW!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Your mom's the Conshow! Nehahahahaha! ''{canned laughter from the audience plays}''

'''CRUROAR:''' You're like a barrel of monkeys... Do you even get paid to use that joke?

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{a bag of cash appears next to him}'' Yes.

''{Cut to Conchris' Computer room, Conchris and Chrionroar are arguing}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' YOU ATE IT?!

'''CHRIONROAR:''' Yep! Tasted like exploding pain too!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Spit it out.

'''CHRIONROAR:''' No.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Spit it out.

'''CHRIONROAR:''' No.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Spit it out.

'''CHRIONROAR:''' No.

'''CONCHRIS:''' JUST SPIT IT OUT ALREADY! ''{Does a heimlech manoeuvre on Chrionroar, causing him to spit out the slightly damaged Owndy 777, which then lands on the desk}''

'''CHRIONROAR:''' Ow...

'''CONCHRIS:''' That's what you get! ''{clicks on Con_email.wue}'' I'm surprised that this computer is still running. Let's see...

<pre>Welcome Conchris!

- Grow a bigger pen size today! - spam@spamvertisements.net
- This Diet Plan actually works! - spam@spamvertisements.net
- About Cieeia... - skullb@zippynet.com
- This is true! You must forward it to 214493 people! - idiot@iliketosendemailstostrangersbecauseifearthings.com
- Not a rickroll - sukapon@rickroll.net
</pre>

'''CONCHRIS:''' Wow, they actually updated the email client? Your body can update things?!

'''CHRIONROAR:''' Yeah!

'''CONCHRIS:''' That's absurd... Whatever, let's see what this email is... ''{clicks on "About Cieeia..."}''

<pre>
Dear Conchris,

What's up with Cieeia? Why come she
don't get her own show? She seems like
she deserves some recognition.

Eat a steak,
Skully B.
</pre>

'''CONCHRIS:''' WHAAAAT?! Cieeia not getting enough respect andslashor lines?!

''{Cruroar walks in}''

'''CRUROAR:''' Well, the writer does use us more than her, I think it's fair she gets her own chance to shine for once.

'''CONCHRIS:''' An all-female cast email?! That's impossible! I would rather backstab a train than do that!

'''CRUROAR:''' Didn't a crazy french sounding guy do that and got killed?

''{Cut to the Train Station, a man in a suit sneaks up behind the train}''

'''MAN IN A SUIT:''' This will be the last time you'll see me. ''{raises knife}''

''{The train suddenly grows eyes and arms and punches the man away}''

'''TRAIN:''' AIN'T NOBODY TOUCHING THIS ''{bleep}''!

''{Cut back to Conchris' computer room}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay... That was a weird cutaway.

'''CRUROAR:''' Just give her a chance, how about we leave and go somewhere off-screen whilst we let her run the show for once.

'''CONCHRIS:''' That's the worst idea I have ever heard... ''{Cruroar puts on a sad face}'' I LIKE IT!

'''CRUROAR:''' But y-

'''CONCHRIS:''' Sure, the writer doesn't use characters from off-screen! We'll go to the mall and hang out off-screen!

'''CRUROAR:''' But isn't there a rule forbidding us from doing so?

'''CONCHRIS:''' That didn't stop Zippy.

'''CRUROAR:''' How about you temporarily become the obligatory wiki user saying something every 10 lines? It worked for Wikihood and it will work here.

'''CONCHRIS:''' I dunno... It sounds awkward.

'''CRUROAR:''' Let's get out of here...

''{Cutaway from Conchris' Computer Room, Cruroar is now standing near the computer with Cieeia}''

'''CRUROAR:''' Right, we'll be going off-screen for a couple of emails, we need you to answer any future emails.

'''CIEEIA:''' But wouldn't that upset the balance?

'''CRUROAR:''' No, Conchris is going to be the obligatory wiki user saying something every 10 lines. You have nothing to worry about.

'''CIEEIA:''' What about you? ''{clutches onto Cruroar}'' Don't leave me...

'''CRUROAR:''' Fine. I won't leave but Conchris is going away for a while.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Hey! I heard that!

'''CRUROAR:''' You take Chrionroar, Conchris, and go to the mall for a few emails in this season!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Fine, I'll leave... But you will regret this decision. But, okay. I'll leave.

''{The Paper comes down reading, "Click [[Con_email.wue/Inbox|here to email]] Conchris... Err... Umm... Who is the main character now?"}''

'''CIEEIA:''' What does he mean by regret?

'''CRUROAR:''' This decision won't hurt the viewership... right?

''{A viewer count appears at the bottom, it starts counting down from 1,000,000 to 0}''

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Conchris: /* Transcript */