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<p>New page: == Summary == &#039;&#039;Conchris creates a soda brand and fails on advertising it. Mr. Person&#039;s soda brand was successful but Sirhcnoc wants to say otherwise&#039;&#039; == Transcript == &#039;&#039;{Fade out to a n...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> ''Conchris creates a soda brand and fails on advertising it. Mr. Person's soda brand was successful but Sirhcnoc wants to say otherwise''<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Fade out to a now furnished computer room, the Owndy 777 sits on top of the desk in the middle, Conchris walks in and turns it on}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Email raps are so old now. Why do I even bother?<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;Soda -<br /> Dear pros and cons,<br /> If you were given the option to make a soda brand, what would it be??<br /> Zoo977 {thats my name, im not a zoo with 977 people or animals, ok?}<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris stares at the name for a while before saying:}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Wow... Did I just get emailed by the 977th Zoo? And I thought being emailed by the 9254th Zoo was enough. Ha ha! Only kidding! ''{typing}'' So, Mr. Zoo977, if I was given an option to make a soda brand it would be...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a white screen, a cola can sits in the middle unbranded}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Some fruity... kind of soda. And uh... it would be called Fruity McDudey!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the computer room, Mr. Person is standing there}''<br /> <br /> '''MR. PERSON:''' That's an awful idea.<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris turns to shout at Mr. Person}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' WELL I DON'T SEE YOU DOING ANYTHING BETTER!<br /> <br /> '''MR. PERSON:''' OH I WILL! ''{runs off}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Stupid Mr. Person... Why did they have to rescue him anyway?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the living room, Chrionroar walks in with a stop sign and places it somewhere offscreen, he then walks out, the same routine repeats itself even when Chrionroar is talking. Mr. Person walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''MR. PERSON:''' You there! Uh... Do you have any ideas for a name of a kind of soda?<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' What? ''{bites off the top of a Stop Sign}''<br /> <br /> '''MR. PERSON:''' Name. Soda. Give me.<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' Stop Soda!<br /> <br /> '''MR. PERSON:''' Why... That's a great name! Thanks strange man!<br /> <br /> ''{Mr. Person runs off, Chrionroar drops the sign he was carrying}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' Stop Soda?! MUST HAVE! ''{throws himself off-screen, a crashing sound is heard}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the kitchen, Conchris is standing near the counter with the blender on it}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Alright! Let's get to work!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a black screen with the words &quot;5 hours later&quot;, the words fade out to the kitchen again after five seconds. Conchris is standing there with the blender broken and he is now splattered with fruit, a glass of fizzy fruity soda stands beside the now-broken blender, Cruroar comes in}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Making the most awesome soda of all time!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Whatever, I think you should clean up first. I hear the inspectors come in about two weeks.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Who cares when I have an awesome soda brand?<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Gosh... I'm out of here... ''{walks offscreen}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Now I must clone this and sell it to the masses! ''{grabs the glass and runs off with it}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to another black screen with the words &quot;A day later...&quot;, the words fade out to a stall with Mr. Person in it on the street, the sign up top says &quot;Stop Soda!&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''MR. PERSON:''' Come get your Stop Soda here! I promise that the world will stop and gasp at you in amazement!<br /> <br /> ''{Pan over to another stall with Conchris in it, the sign says &quot;Fruit Mcdudey&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' This soda brand is so awesome even your grandchildren will want it!<br /> <br /> ''{Pan back over to Mr. Person's stall, several people have lined up}''<br /> <br /> '''MR. PERSON:''' Yes, sir. Here you go. ''{hands the man a can of Stop Soda}''<br /> <br /> ''{Pan back to Conchris' stall, Conchris is beginning to look impatient}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' AW COME ON! What does he have that I don't?!<br /> <br /> ''{A man walks onscreen}''<br /> <br /> '''MAN:''' Dude... fruity sodas are so last season you know?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I got it! I'll sabotage the competition! Thanks random man from the street! ''{runs offscreen}''<br /> <br /> ''{Pan back over to Mr. Person's stall, the line from before has gotten shorter, Conchris runs onscreen, places a moustache on himself and walks up to Mr. Person}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{in a posh gentleman's accent}'' I say! I'd like to have some of that soda you have there!<br /> <br /> '''MR. PERSON:''' Why sure, go right ahead. ''{hands Conchris a can of Stop Soda}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{to himself}'' Hmm... I've always wondered what this tastes like. ''{takes a swig of Stop Soda and then spits it out}'' Oh my goodness! This tastes just like my drink! ''{shouting}'' Mr. Person! You thief!<br /> <br /> '''MR. PERSON:''' What?!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' You stole my recipe and used it for your own! I'm suing you right here, right now!<br /> <br /> '''MR. PERSON:''' But I would never do such a thing!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a courtroom, the judge bangs his gavel}''<br /> <br /> '''JUDGE:''' Guilty!<br /> <br /> '''MR. PERSON:''' Dang it!<br /> <br /> '''JUDGE:''' As a result of being found guilty you, Mr. Person, must apologize to Conchris this instant!<br /> <br /> '''MR. PERSON:''' Sorry...<br /> <br /> '''JUDGE:''' Case dismissed! ''{bangs gavel}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to outside the courthouse, a cloaked person walks up to Conchris and Mr. Person}''<br /> <br /> '''CLOAKED PERSON:''' ''{in a creaky voice}'' Excuse me sir... but can you give me a can of Stop Soda?<br /> <br /> '''MR. PERSON:''' Sure! ''{hands the cloaked person a can of Stop Soda, the cloaked person drinks it and he pulls down the cloak}''<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' HAH! I have fooled you! By touching this soda, I have made it infamous! HA HA HA!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Oh no! It's Sirhcnoc! My number 3 worst enemy!<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' Number three? What the heck?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' How could you made a soda brand infamous by DRINKING it?!<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' Because I'm evil! Also I stole your soda as well...<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Huh?<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' Yes... with this soda, my Soda-Mech will be complete and everyone will be forced to drink vegetable juice for the rest of their lives! Bye! ''{a beam comes down and picks up Sirhcnoc, pan up, it reveals a giant robot with the words Soda-Mech on it}''<br /> <br /> '''SODA-MECH:''' DESTROY ALL HUMANS! ''{shoots a laser, cut to a soda factory, the laser hits the factory and it explodes}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the outside of the courthouse}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' We got to do something before we all turn vegetarian!<br /> <br /> '''MR. PERSON:''' Umm... How about the rice pudding catapult?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' That's stupid enough to work!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to outside Conchris' house, Conchris and Mr. Person is standing beside a catapult loaded with rice pudding}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Now if I'm right, Sirhcnoc will come by any minute now... ''{Stomping from the soda-mech is heard}''<br /> <br /> ''{The Soda-Mech comes on screen, it turns to face the rice pudding catapult}''<br /> <br /> '''SODA-MECH:''' Opposing food item found! Firing mah lasers! ''{fires a laser at the rice pudding catapult and it explodes, the rice pudding flies up onto the soda-mech and it short-circuits}'' Food! Food! Ah! Get it off me! Daisy. Daisy. Why are you such a jerk?! ARGH! ''{The soda mech explodes, leaving behind a puddle of soda, Sirhcnoc splashes into it, injured}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Your villainry has ended Sirhcnoc! Now come with us and... ''{notices Sirhcnoc has disappeared}'' darn it.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the sky, Sirhcnoc is slowly flying away}''<br /> <br /> '''SIRHCNOC:''' I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME GADGET! Wait... CONCHRIS! NEXT TIME!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' YEAH SURE!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the soda puddle, Chrionroar is licking it up}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Everything worked out after all!<br /> <br /> ''{Mr. Person and Conchris starts laughing as the Paper comes down reading, &quot;Click [[Con_email.wue/Inbox|here]] to email Conchris!&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''CHRIONROAR:''' Road Soda! My favourite!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Please stop creeping me out, Chrionroar...</div>

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