https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Con_email.wue%2F118Con email.wue/118 - Revision history2026-06-10T02:20:04ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Con_email.wue/118&diff=29708&oldid=prevConchris: New page: == Summary == ''Conchris gets a virus email, he and Homestar gets teleported to another universe, Cruroar and Cruria try to find them.'' '''Characters (In order of appearance):''' [[Con_e...2008-08-07T15:19:26Z<p>New page: == Summary == ''Conchris gets a virus email, he and Homestar gets teleported to another universe, Cruroar and Cruria try to find them.'' '''Characters (In order of appearance):''' [[Con_e...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br />
''Conchris gets a virus email, he and Homestar gets teleported to another universe, Cruroar and Cruria try to find them.''<br />
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'''Characters (In order of appearance):''' [[Con_email.exe/Main/Conchris|Conchris]], [[hrwiki:Homestar|Homestar]], [[Con_email.exe/Villains/Voice|Voice]], [[Con_email.exe/Main/Cruria|Cruria]], [[Con_email.exe/Main/Cruroar|Cruroar]], [[hrwiki:Homsar|Homsar]], [[hrwiki:Strong Bad|Strong Bad]], [[Con_email.exe/Main/The Brothers Hom|Homschool Winner]], [[Con_email.exe/Main/The Brothers Hom|Homschool Runner]], [[hrwiki:Bubs|Bubs]], [[hrwiki:Pom Pom|Pom Pom]], [[hrwiki:Strong Sad|Strong Sad]], Singers (Voice Only)<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
'''CONCHRIS:''' Something about emails.<br />
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<blockquote class=conchris><div>ert+ all over again?</div><br />
Dear Concridfefufgkbvj,<br /><br />
T475J3 TGJT4845JT!~2e4e#e!@ THIS IS A ViRUS<br /><br />
Frum TEH ViR0S</blockquote><br />
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''{Conchris reads the email, pronounces everything as it looks, a pause, Conchris gets up and leaves}''<br />
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''{Wind begins to whistle}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{faintly, growing louder}'' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ''{whacks the keyboard}''<br />
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<blockquote class=email>DELORTED?!?!?!?</blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{sighs}'' I'm going...<br />
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''{Conchris walks off}''<br />
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''{The Paper comes down reading, "Click [[Con_email.exe/Inbox|here]] to email Conchris!"}''<br />
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''{A pause, Homestar walks in}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Conchris! I'm wearing a hat and a trenchcoat! Do you know where Strong Bad disappeared to? ''{looks at the computer}'' Ooh! An email!<br />
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<blockquote class=email><div>ert+ all over again?</div><br />
Dear Concridfefufgkbvj,<br /><br />
T475J3 TGJT4845JT!~2e4e#e!@ THIS IS A ViRUS<br /><br />
Frum TEH ViR0S<br /><br />
<br /><br />
Nice try, Dodongo...</blockquote><br />
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''{Homestar reads the email as it says}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Err... CONCHRIS! I think your computer box has words on it!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Huh? ''{walks in from the left}'' WHAT THE?!<br />
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''{The screen darkens}''<br />
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'''VOICE:''' Mwhahahahahaha....<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh hey Voice.<br />
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'''VOICE:''' Oh... hey... Now where was I?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' THE CEILING IS TALKING TO ME!!<br />
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'''VOICE:''' ''{sighs}'' You're the ones who could stop my master!<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Who are, darkness man?<br />
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'''VOICE:''' ''{sighs}'' Yes. Yes, I am the darkness man... And it's YOU TWO!<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh! Right. Right.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' And you're here because?<br />
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'''VOICE:''' To transport you to another universe of course!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' You've already done that.<br />
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'''VOICE:''' Not through ''{a portal appears}'' swirly photo-shopped magic of course!<br />
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''{The portal sucks both Homestar and Conchris in, and then closes, Cruria comes in}''<br />
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'''CRURIA:''' Hello? I've heard something. Where are you?<br />
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'''VOICE:''' Get outta here, I need some alone time!<br />
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'''CRURIA:''' Fine, stupid voice... ''{walks off}''<br />
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'''VOICE:''' Excellent, one guardian down, one more to go. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ''{coughs, then splutters}'' I should really work on my evil laugh...<br />
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''{The Paper comes down, reading, "Click [[Con_email.exe/Inbox|here]] to email Conchris! Or just read the rest of this.}''<br />
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''{After a while, The Paper goes back up, Cruroar walks in with Cruria}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' You sure this is where you last heard him?<br />
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'''CRURIA:''' Yeah!<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Hmm... Very mysterious... He's not here... Maybe we could investigate!<br />
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''{Cut to Cruria, she is wearing a hat and trenchcoat which is similar to Homestar's get-up}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' That's the spirit! Now let's investigate!<br />
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''{Action music starts playing, cut to a road with Cruroar and Cruria driving a car, then cut to a close up of Cruroar, the words beside him reading "Starring Cruroar and...", cut to Cruria, who flings a magnifying glass at the camera, the words that pop up after the camera has broken reads "Cruria in...", cut to a title screen with the words "Cheat, Investigate!" on the top, cut to The Field}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' So tell me friend, which one of the... morons, sent you? SBE Wolf or the BCE Jackal?<br />
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'''HOMSAR:''' DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Pea Soup is in the continent of aura!<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Okay... I guess so. Where can we find this... Ahem... Pea Soup?<br />
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'''HOMSAR:''' DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ''{continues}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' ''{shouting}'' Okay, I'm going to ask someone else.<br />
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''{Cut to Strong Bad's Basement, Strong Bad is playing a game}''<br />
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'''CRURIA:''' Do you know where-<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up, I'm trying to play!<br />
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''{pause, Cruria walks away silently, an atari-like explosion is heard}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw man! That was my last life!<br />
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''{Cut to outside the house of the Brothers Hom, Homschool Winner is hammering at a door buzzer}''<br />
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'''HOMSCHOOL WINNER:''' Eh. ''{whack}'' Eh. ''{whack}'' Eh. ''{whack}'' Eh. ''{whack}'' All done! ''{puts hammer away}'' Finally! A place we can call home! ''{notices Cruria walking up to him}'' Oh hello, stranger! Came to admire our handiwork?<br />
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'''CRURIA:''' It's uhh.... great! Do you know where Conchris went?<br />
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'''HOMSCHOOL WINNER:''' Well...<br />
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'''HOMSCHOOL RUNNER:''' ''{bursts in}'' No. Bye.<br />
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''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Oh hey, Bubs, do you know where Conchris is?<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Lemme check my ''{picks up a list}'' computer here... ''{squints at it}'' Nnnngh, nope, not here!<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Oh. TO THE STICK!<br />
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''{Cut to The Stick, Cruroar and Cruria comes in, Pom Pom is in the background, looking at the sky}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Any luck?<br />
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'''CRURIA:''' Nope...<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Dang! I wonder ''{close-up of Pom Pom, whose eyes widen, mystical music plays}'' where he got to?<br />
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'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Huh? Pom Pom's saying something!<br />
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'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles and points to the sky}''<br />
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''{Cut to the sky, a meteorite with a small note on it is falling, a dramatic sound plays}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' HOLY CRAP! A big meteor is heading towards us!<br />
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''{Cut to Bubs Concession Stand}''<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Eh, I had a good run! ''{ducks under the counter and places a small tab which reads, "End of the world sale! 100% not off!" on the counter}''<br />
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''{Cut back to The Stick, more characters are gathered around}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Okay, don't panic! Let's all go nice and calm to the Cardboardium Alloy made shelter until it all blows over... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!<br />
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''{All the characters start screaming and running towards the Cardboardium Alloy Shelter, Cruroar shuts the door behind them}''<br />
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''{Cut to inside the shelter}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Okay, everyone's here except... BUBS AND HOMSAR?!<br />
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''{Cut to The Field, the meteorite is closing, Homsar wobbles on}''<br />
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'''HOMSAR:''' DAAAAAAAAAA-GULP ''{swallows the meteorite whole and spits out the note}''<br />
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''{Cut back to the shelter}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Nevermind, Homsar saved the day.<br />
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''{Sighs of relief are heard in the background}''<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' I was hoping we would...<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Shut up Strong Sad!<br />
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''{All the characters start pouring out of the Cardboardium Alloy Shelter}''<br />
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''{Cut back to The Field, Cruroar and Cruria walks in}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' A note! ''{picks it up}'' Let's see what it says...<br />
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<blockquote class="written">Dear Villain,<br /><br />
We have successfully delivered that meteorite you wanted.<br /><br />
You probably won't have time to read it anyway, since<br /><br />
that meteor's gonna crash and destroy the country.<br /><br />
Crapfully yours,<br /><br />
Meteorite Flingin' Inc.<br /><br />
P.S.: This meteorite should only be used to destroy anyone you hate, like that Mr. Person you put in there...</blockquote><br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' That doesn't explain anything! But there is one thing...<br />
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'''CRURIA:''' What?<br />
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''{Cruroar looks up into the sky and starts shaking his fist at the sky}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' NEXT EMAIL, MR. PERSON! NEXT EPIISSSOOOOOODDDEEEEE!<br />
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'''SINGERS:''' Now it's time for the email rap, yeah let's go and take it, just like that! ''{record scratches}''<br />
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''{The Paper comes down, reading, "Click [[Con_email.exe/Inbox|here]] to email Conchris! Or err... Cruroar. I dunno."}''</div>Conchris