https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Con_email.wue%2F117Con email.wue/117 - Revision history2026-04-16T22:15:28ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Con_email.wue/117&diff=29709&oldid=prevConchris: New page: == Summary == ''Conchris answers three emails, but then he had to go do something, Cruroar then comes in... and stuff happens...'' Part of the "[[Con_email.exe/Plots/Cruroar's Goodbye?|Cr...2008-08-07T15:19:27Z<p>New page: == Summary == ''Conchris answers three emails, but then he had to go do something, Cruroar then comes in... and stuff happens...'' Part of the "[[Con_email.exe/Plots/Cruroar's Goodbye?|Cr...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br />
''Conchris answers three emails, but then he had to go do something, Cruroar then comes in... and stuff happens...''<br />
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Part of the "[[Con_email.exe/Plots/Cruroar's Goodbye?|Cruroar's Goodbye?]]" story arc.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
''{Fade into the evil castle throne room again, Mistar Badd Gramma-nd-Spelin is fiddling with his fingers}''<br />
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'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' So? Did you DESTROY them?!<br />
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'''MISTAR BADD GRAMMA-ND-SPELIN:''' Umm... not likely... no, bro...<br />
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'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' WHAT?! I specifically said to destroy them! If that white Cheat ever spreads the info of my secret weapon, my business is ruined!<br />
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'''MISTAR BADD GRAMMA-ND-SPELIN:''' So?<br />
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'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' That means we'll be caught! You heard of the last time my cousin failed to crush the Cheat Commandos because they knew of his secret weapon?<br />
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'''MISTAR BADD GRAMMA-ND-SPELIN:''' Aw ''{bleep}'' this, I'm going the record studio. ''{walking towards the door}'' See ya!<br />
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''{Mistar Badd Gramma-nd-Spelin walks out of the door, the shadowy figure sighs}''<br />
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'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' Why do I always hire B-Villains?<br />
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''{Fade out and then fade into Conchris' Computer room}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Hurray for email!<br />
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<blockquote class=conchris><div>Subject: end of the world!</div><br />
Dear Conchris,<br /><br />
The World will end soon.<br /><br />
A Friendbert<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' The world will end soon, huh? You remind me of Strong Sad after he took too much of that decaffeinated Coffee.<br />
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''{Cut to The Field, Strong Sad is on top of the box with eyes very wide open}''<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' No, no, no! I mean it! The world will be destroyed by Dinosaurs!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh really?<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Yeah!<br />
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''{Homestar comes in}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey there, Strong Sad! Do you know where Stong Ba is?<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' The world is- Oh, Homestar, Strong Bad is at his house.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, right, right. ''{walks off}''<br />
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''{Cut back to the computer room}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' You see, the world ain't going to end soon, Strong Sad. NEXT EMAIL!<br />
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<blockquote class=conchris><div>Subject: WIN A FREE IPOD!</div><br />
Friday... mk5dude will return...<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Who's this mk5dude? He seems like a strange character and besides, it's Saturday! You never returned! DELETED!!!<br />
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<blockquote class="conchris" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center"><big><big><big>DELETED!!!</big></big></big><br /><br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, I guess that's all the emails, right? I'm sure there isn't a third one!<br />
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''{Conchris walks off, The Paper comes down saying, "Click [[Con_email.exe/Inbox|here]] to email Conchris!]]"}''<br />
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''{Wind whistles, after a while, Cruroar comes in}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Hey, Conchris! I'm going out for a whi- Hey look! An email!<br />
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<blockquote class=email><div>Subject:Curse! Mwha ha ha!</div><br />
Dear Conchris,<br /><br />
This email is cursed.<br /><br />
So cursed in fact that I had to avert my eyes<br /><br />
while writing it.<br /><br />
Now that you've read it, you're CURSED!<br /><br />
From,<br /><br />
Moo<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' ''{reading the email}'' Meh, it's for Conchris. ''{shouting}'' CONCHRIS! THIS EMAIL'S FOR YOU!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{off-screen, shouting}'' WHAT?! I THOUGHT... YOU READ IT DIDN'T YOU?!<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Read what?<br />
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''{Conchris walks in}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' The cursed email! You're not supposed to look at it! ''{presses the delete button whilst his eyes were averted}''<br />
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<blockquote class="conchris" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center"><big><big><big>DELETED!!!</big></big></big> and... <small><small>cursed...</small></small><br /><br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' See? I didn't check that email for obvious reasons.<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' How would you know?<br />
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''{Bubs pokes his head in}''<br />
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'''BUBS:''' He bought my very first actually working software! It's called...<br />
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''{An orange box pops up with a pix elated picture of Bubs in the corner with the words "Bubs' Anti-Curse Email Checker! V0.33"}''<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Bubs' Anti-Curse Email Checker! It actually works! But I had to sell it ''{box disappears}'' at a high price! And it sold like hotcake!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' I wouldn't trust Bubs much on the price... and the workability. I'm glad it actually worked for me.<br />
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'''BUBS:''' ''{pulling fists up}'' You saying that I'm lying?!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' No! No! Not at all! Now, get outta here, Bubs.<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Okay doke! ''{goes off-screen the same way he entered}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Anyway, I'm going out for a while. May I have your permission to leave the house?<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Fine. Just don't die.<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Oh don't worry! I pushed Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A and Start to gain 30 more lives!<br />
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''{pause}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' You do know that this ain't a game, right?<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Anything can happen! See ya! ''{crashes through the window}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{sighs}'' He's a goner...<br />
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''{The scene grows dark but still visible}''<br />
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'''NARRATOR:''' ''{voice over}'' Will Conchris ever negate Cruroar's curse? Will Mistar Badd Gramma-nd-Spelin strike it rich? Will Homestar wear pants? And, why does Cruroar want Conchris' permission to leave the house? Stay tuned, next time on ''{suspenseful music}'' Con_email.exe!<br />
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''{The Paper comes down saying, "To be continued, while you wait, click [[Con_email.exe/Inbox|here]] to email Conchris!"}''<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
*There are '''53''' lines in this email (under the 1440x900 resolution).<br />
== www.homestarrunner.com References ==<br />
*The narrator asks "Will Homestar wear pants?" is a reference to the [[HRWiki:Homestar Runner's Pants|Homestar Runner's Pants]] running gag.<br />
== Real World References ==<br />
*The code that Cruroar blurts out is the [[Wikipedia:Konami Code|Konami code]] which is a cheat code used in several Konami games. (e.g. Contra)</div>Conchris