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<p>New page: == Summary == &#039;&#039;Conchris attempts to do battle against Mr Person and his Rice Pudding-a-pult.&#039;&#039; == Transcript == &#039;&#039;&#039;CONCHRIS:&#039;&#039;&#039; Time to check some email... &lt;blockquote class=conchris&gt;&lt;d...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> ''Conchris attempts to do battle against Mr Person and his Rice Pudding-a-pult.''<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Time to check some email...<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=conchris&gt;&lt;div&gt;Email Menu&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Hey there! You have one unread email!<br /> <br /> Rice Pudding - mrperson@evil.ev<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I have a feeling that announcing your evil plan isn't going to work...<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=conchris&gt;&lt;div&gt;Subject: Scheme!&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Dear Buttchris,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> My devilish and unsurpassable evil scheme can go ahead!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> I shall catapult rice pudding at your house!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> And you are powerless to stop me!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> MWA HA HA HA HA!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Mr Person&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{reads email, mumbles something to himself when he reaches 'Buttchris'}'' Okay... ''{in a sarcastic tone of voice}'' OH NO! Mr Person is destroying my house with rice pudding! And there's no way I can stop him! ''{stops being sarcastic}'' Why would I worry? It's only rice pudding...<br /> <br /> ''{A sound that sounds like a window breaking is heard}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Great... And now, he's starting to attack...<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris gets up and walks off, cut to the window, Homestar is on the ground with a bowl of rice pudding on his head}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Homestar! ''{mumbling}'' I thought I locked the front door... ''{speaking}'' What are you doing in my house with a bowl of rice pudding on your head, on the ground and looking like you've been hurt.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' It's terrible! I came in and this bowl of rice pudding flew in and hit me in the head!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{mumbling}'' Well, I'm glad it did... ''{talking}'' Lemme guess... Mr Person?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' I think so! ''{jumps onto his feet}'' I gotta go now! Bye! ''{runs off}''<br /> <br /> ''{A brief pause}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{sighs}'' It's just one of those days...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to outside the house window, Conchris looks out.}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' HEY! MR PERSON! STOP FLINGING RICE PUDDING AT MY- ''{gets hit by a bowl of rice pudding}'' OOF! ''{falls out of the window}'' AAHHHH!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the ground of the house, Conchris falls from the top of the screen and lands}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Ow... That hurt... ''{wiping the rice pudding from his face}'' This means war...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Bub's Concession Stand, Conchris walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' BUBS! I need... ''{noticing the sign that says &quot;Hiding from the Rice Pudding war&quot;}'' Oh... Great. Bubs isn't here... ''{walks off}''<br /> <br /> ''{Bubs walks in from the door}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Doo doo doo! ''{throws sign away}'' I'm back for business! ''{notices that Conchris is gone}'' AWWW CRAP!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Stick}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know how much The Stick is going to take!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' SHE'S GONNA BLOW!<br /> <br /> ''{A bowl of rice pudding flings in and hits the stick, snapping one of its twigs}''<br /> <br /> '''THE STICK:''' ''{subtitled}'' Ow...<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' THE STICK! Are you okay?<br /> <br /> '''THE STICK:''' ''{subtitled}'' I'm fine...<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' NOOO! THE STICK IS DEAD! AND IT'S THAT GUY'S FAULT!<br /> <br /> '''THE STICK:''' ''{subtitled}'' Irony took its course...<br /> <br /> '''MR PERSON:''' ''{offscreen}'' MWHAHAHA!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Field, Mr. Person is there with his Rice Pudding a-pult}''<br /> <br /> '''MR. PERSON:''' This is the GREATEST idea I've ever done! HA HA HA! Those fools will never live properly again without Rice Pudding being flung at their face! SERVANT!<br /> <br /> ''{A The Cheat jumps out of the Rice Pudding-A-Pult}''<br /> <br /> '''SERVANT:''' Meh heh? ''{subtitled}'' Your orders?<br /> <br /> '''MR. PERSON:''' FIRE THE RICE PUDDING MONSTER!<br /> <br /> '''SERVANT:''' Meh meh! ''{subtitled}'' Yes sir!<br /> <br /> ''{Servant jumps down and places the Rice Pudding monster on the Rice Pudding a-pult, it is then flung high into the air and lands near The King of Town's Castle}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to near The King of Town's Castle}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' OH CRAP! I was going to ask that Kingy for help! Now a giant monster is blocking my way! ''{takes out his Freeze Gun and shoots at it, but nothing happens}'' Great... That's what I get for not charging it up...<br /> <br /> '''RICE PUDDING MONSTER:''' ROOOAAARRR!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' OH CRAP!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to inside The King of Town's Castle, The King of Town is humming to himself and passes by a window with the Rice Pudding monster visible, he suddenly stops and looks out the window}''<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oh boy! My rice pudding has arrived! ''{rushes out}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to outside The King of Town's Castle}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' WHY... WON'T... YOU... STAY... DOWN! ''{whacks the monster over the head after each word}''<br /> <br /> ''{Eating noises are heard}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Huh?<br /> <br /> '''RICE PUDDING MONSTER:''' ARRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!<br /> <br /> ''{The rice pudding monster starts shrinking until he disappears revealing The King of Town}''<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oh boy! That was great! Any seconds?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Field}''<br /> <br /> '''MR. PERSON:''' NOOOOOO! That stupid fat king has ruined everything! Come on Servant! Let's go...<br /> <br /> ''{Mr. Person exits the screen but Servant just stands there}''<br /> <br /> '''SERVANT:''' Meehhhh... ''{subtitled}'' Back to the drawing board...<br /> <br /> ''{The Paper comes down saying &quot;Click [[Con_email.exe/Inbox|here]] to email Conchris!&quot;}''<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> *Waiting a while will play an extra scene.<br /> <br /> === Easter Egg Transcript ===<br /> ''{Cut to Cooksar's kitchen, Cooksar is fast asleep as the King of Town sneaks in and takes some food, he then disappears with a note, Cooksar then wakes up}''<br /> <br /> '''COOKSAR:''' AH! What was that? ''{picks up the note}'' I.O.U some food... Kingy... ''{Looking up at the camera as the camera zooms out}'' NEXT EMAIL, KING OF TOWN! NEXT EMAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!<br /> <br /> ''{Cheat Commandos Theme Song is heard}''<br /> <br /> '''SINGERS:''' Buy all our playsets and stuff!<br /> <br /> ''{The Paper comes down again}''</div>

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