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<p>New page: == Summary == &#039;&#039;Conchris talks about the schemes he was thwarted, and goes out to thwart Mr. Person&#039;s plan to throw evil water balloons at random passerbys&#039;&#039; == Transcript == &#039;&#039;{The Owndy...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> ''Conchris talks about the schemes he was thwarted, and goes out to thwart Mr. Person's plan to throw evil water balloons at random passerbys''<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{The Owndy 777 already has the email up}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=conchris&gt;&lt;div&gt;Subject: schemes&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Dear Conchris,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Have you never foiled any nifarious schemes?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> If so, whose and how?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Mr. Person&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''CRURIROAR:''' I hate being the new assistant, when a new assistant comes along, I'm going back to my friends, Chrionroar and Fhastine but no!<br /> <br /> ''{Running noises are heard, Conchris runs in}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Sorry about that, I had to record a new show for Cooksar. ''{mumbles}'' I doubt it'll be through the roof... ''{talking}'' Anydangway, let's get this started! ''{reads the email out, says 'nifarious' as spelt}'' ''{typing}'' Well, Mr. Person, I did thwart a bunch of schemes, mainly one of them is Blue Lazor's attempt to try and destroy my email show but that was ages. So, anyway, I have foiled a bunch of schemes, like that one time Strong Bad was doing a heist on my house.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Conchris' Living Room, it's dark, Strong Bad is attempting to pick up the TV}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh! This stupid crap of a TV isn't lifting! It's like he used superglue or something. The Cheat, a little un-superglue action if you please.<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' (Yes, sir!)<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat uses his soldering iron to melt the super glue, which in turn sets off the alarm, Homestar comes running in}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Way-O! Way-O! Way-O! DOOOOOOOOOOT! DOOOOOOOOOT! BAWM! BAWM BAWM! DOO DEE! DOO D...<br /> <br /> ''{Pan left, Conchris is standing there}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' That's quite enough Homestar. Strong Bad! I knew you would try to get back at me and steal my television set!<br /> <br /> ''{Everything suddenly turns old-timey}''<br /> <br /> '''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' CURSES! ''{Cruril wraps Old-Timey Strong Bad in foil}'' Foiled again!<br /> <br /> ''{Everything turns back to normal, Strong Bad is still wrapped up in foil, Cruroar is holding a roll of tin foil}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh no, we've been found out...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Conchris' Computer room, it is light again}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Anyway, the next scheme I foiled was...<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' CONCHRIS! A GUY IS THROWING EVIL WATER BALLOONS AT PEOPLE!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' That's nice...<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' But the water balloons are stainable! PERMANENTLY!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' That's it! Time to foil another scheme!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Field, Mr. Person is chucking water balloons at people}''<br /> <br /> '''MR. PERSON:''' MWHAHAHAHA! I knew sending that Con-guy an email can give me enough time to drench everyone! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ''{coughs and chokes}'' I really need to work on my evil laugh...<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{jumps in}'' You! Consider yourself foiled, Mr... uhh...<br /> <br /> '''MR. PERSON:''' That's Mr. Person for you! And I'm unbeatable!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris pokes Mr. Person and he falls over}''<br /> <br /> '''MR. PERSON:''' NO! POKES! THAT'S MY WEAKNESS! ''{notices that he threw the water balloon into the air}'' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ''{gets hit by the water balloon}'' NOOOOOOOO! I've been defeated! I will be back! ''{teleports out}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Wow, a villain who doesn't know what he is doing... Do I sense a plot?!<br /> <br /> ''{Cruroar walks in and holds a sign which says &quot;Cue Dramatic sound&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Eh, whatever...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Cooksar's kitchen, Cooksar is holding The Cheat}''<br /> <br /> '''COOKSAR:''' THE CHEAT! What are you doing raiding my kitchen?! You know what that means?<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' Meh?<br /> <br /> '''COOKSAR:''' KICK! ''{kicks The Cheat through the window}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......<br /> <br /> '''COOKSAR:''' And Strong Bad! GET OUT OF HERE NOW! ''{kicks Strong Bad very weakly}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Umm... ouch? Hey, square man! Get in here and get rid of him!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Mad walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' YOU KICK THE CHEAT! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ''{punches Cooksar off the screen, Strong Bad runs out with Strong Mad, cut to Cooksar}''<br /> <br /> '''COOKSAR:''' Why hello there, pie people. It's nice to see you have a monster truck pielly....<br /> <br /> ''{The Paper comes down saying, &quot;Click [[Con_email.exe/inbox|here]] to email &lt;s&gt;Harvax&lt;/s&gt; Conchris, can I have a break now?&quot;}''<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> [[Image:Conemailexe113mrpersonsplan.png|thumb|right|Mr Person's EVILLEST PLAN YET!]]<br /> *Clicking on &quot;Mr. Person&quot; when the email isn't answered brings up Mr. Person's evil plan.<br /> *Clicking on Cooksar will play an extra scene.<br /> <br /> === Easter Egg Transcript #1 ===<br /> '''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}'' (I didn't get a part in this email! That's fine then)<br /> <br /> '''HOMSCHOOL WINNER:''' Ugh, having to appear in Easter Eggs is so annoying...<br /> <br /> == Author's Comment ==<br /> 4/5 - 4/5'D! No further comment here.</div>

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