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<p>New page: == Summary == &#039;&#039;Conchris answers an email about something, finds out that Frank Benedetto is &#039;dead&#039; and performs some kind of surgery on it&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;Cast:&#039;&#039;&#039; Conchris, Frank Benedetto, Homest...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> ''Conchris answers an email about something, finds out that Frank Benedetto is 'dead' and performs some kind of surgery on it''<br /> <br /> '''Cast:''' Conchris, Frank Benedetto, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad (Off-screen only)<br /> <br /> '''Easter Egg Only Cast:''' King of Town (No lines), Cooksar Baker, Cruroar<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' It's Email Time!<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=conchris&gt;&lt;div&gt;Email Checkzor V1.90909840390434890589&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Hello there! Welcome back Conchris! You have 1 unchecked email, which our assistant has muddled up!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Have fun reading it!<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I swear, if the assistant messed the email up, I'll...<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=conchris&gt;&lt;div&gt;Subject: Surgery&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Dear Conchris,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> I'm afraid Frank Benedetto's dying.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Could you please proform open Heart Surgery on it&lt;br /&gt;<br /> and save its life?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Thank you,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Strong Sader<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' It was not like this when I first read it! Wait, would that mean that it would've been checked already? Nah, must've ran it under the Proof-reader thingy... ''{typing}'' Well, Strong Sader, I would 'proform' heart surgery on you but who do you think I am? It's not like Homestar is going to come up to me and say...<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' ''{yelling, offscreen, muffled}'' CONCHRIS! YOU GOTTA HELP ME OUT!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Yeah, like that. Only it's about...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the room, Homestar is standing there}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' It's Frank Benedetto! He's dying!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{mumbling}'' I should've locked the door. ''{talking}'' Of what?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Natural causes!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Umm, fine, I'll take a look at it... TO THE FIELD!<br /> <br /> ''{cut to a time-card which says 2 hours later then cuts to The Field}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' We're losing it!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh really? I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! He was a great troop!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{off-screen}'' More like some stupid popcorn maker, if you ask me!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Well, nothing can be done now. We might as well asplode it and give it a proper burial.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{crouching down, facing away from Conchris}'' OH NO! IT'S JUST TO MUCH TO HANDLE! Can I have his orange bowl when he dies?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' He? HE?! It is an object. Not a living thing!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And now, Mrs. Benedetto still owes me 5 bucks for enrolling him! WHY?!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I'll see what I can do!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{gets up, suddenly not crying}'' Oh gee thanks! Wait'll till I tell Mrs. Benedetto about this! ''{runs off}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{smacks himself on his forehead}'' I don't know why I bother... Let's see, a bit of re-wiring and...<br /> <br /> ''{Frank Benedetto 'comes' to life and starts spewing out popcorn}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' AHH! POPCORN ATTACK! AHH! ''{runs off}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a time card which says &quot;1 day later&quot; then cuts back, Frank Benedetto is still spewing out popcorn, Homsar walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR:''' Why hi there Mr. Man! Did you want any toothpaste of gravy mountain?<br /> <br /> ''{Homsar opens his mouth and swallows all the popcorn, and Frank Benedetto, in one gulp and then walks off}''<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Phew! And I thought we would be ruled by evil popcorn overlords which aren't edible at all... Hey, where's that thing?<br /> <br /> ''{Closeup to where Frank Benedetto was, dramatic music}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' AHH! It's gone! Oh man! Homestar would cry all night about it if I don't recover it! Oh, I know! I'll make a new one!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to yet another time-card &quot;1 hour later&quot;, then cuts back}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I hope it'll fool him...<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Why hello there Homestar! Frank's feeling fine! ''{shudders}'' ''{mumbling}'' I can't believe I called it that...<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' SOLD! ''{takes the New Frank Benedetto and walks off}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Fooled him. I wonder where that thing went?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Cliff, Frank Benedetto is spat out and is near the cliff edge, weird walking noises were heard}''<br /> <br /> ''{The Paper comes down saying, &quot;Click [[Con_email.exe/Inbox|here]] to Email Conchris!&quot;}''<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> === Easter Eggs ===<br /> *Clicking on Frank Benedetto before it gets eaten by Homsar turns it into The King Of Town's head.<br /> *Clicking on Frank Benedetto at the end of the email will play a short scene.<br /> <br /> ==== Easter Egg Transcript ====<br /> ''{Cut to Conchris' House}''<br /> <br /> '''COOKSAR BAKER:''' Hey! We weren't featured in this episode! I demand a refund!<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Umm, you can't pay to read or watch an email...<br /> <br /> '''COOKSAR BAKER:''' Well, I'll be off to do my OWN EMAIL! And it'll be cooler than his! ''{walks off}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Horray! I'm finally on my own in an easter egg! Wait, what?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to The Cliff}''<br /> <br /> == Conchris' Comment ==<br /> 4/5 - Meh.</div>

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