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New page: == Summary == ''Conchris is asked if he can play the guitar, and if not, will he decide to?'' '''Cast (In order of Appearance):''' Conchris, Cruroar, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Marshie, Marz...

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== Summary ==
''Conchris is asked if he can play the guitar, and if not, will he decide to?''

'''Cast (In order of Appearance):''' Conchris, Cruroar, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Marshie, Marzipan.

'''Cast (Easter Egg only):''' Rather Dashing, [[Con_email.exe/One-Timers/Teller|Teller]]

== Transcript ==
''{Conchris runs in, wipes the dust off and double-clicks on email.exe}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Wow! Only like, 10 seconds or something! Even though I haven't answered emails in a while, let's get to checkin'.

''{The assistant pops up saying, "Good Evening, Conchris. You have 2 new e-mails which I shall mangle for you!", the assistant disappears and an email pops up in jumbled words}''

<blockquote class="conchris">
<div>subject: gweetarrr</div>
Hye, DD!<br/>
Odd sad dont never guitar?<br/>
If not, good you? If so, you playing it?<br/>
DELETED!<br/>
AAA</blockquote>

'''CONCHRIS:''' Ha ha ha, very funny... Just give me my real email!

<blockquote class="conchris">
<div>subject: gweetar</div>
Hey, CC!<br/>
Do you or have you ever played guitar?<br/>
If so, how good are you? If not, have you<br/>
ever considered playing it?<br/>
Yours truly,<br/>
ZPP</blockquote>

''{Conchris says "CC" as spelt and ZPP as spelt}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Wow! People have forgotten how to type my name in full since I've been gone for so long! Not that I hate it when someone shortens the name... Anyway, ''{typing}'' Have I ever played guitar? If you mean it real universe-wise then no. I swear that the real person making me do this doesn't play guitar. If you mean it as in this universe-wise, then no again. I do not guitar and I have played one, ''disaster''. Why me is talking odd all of sudden? Great, the stupid email that the assistant messed up. Anyway, I better find that video Cruroar made for no reason. Oh Cruroar!

''{Cruroar walks in}''

'''CRUROAR:''' Yes? What is it?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Do you know that stupid video I threw away?

'''CRUROAR:''' Yeah, what about it?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Is it still in the bin?

'''CRUROAR:''' Nope, some guy that has a '''"house-mouth"''' took it and punched me, sending me through the window and landing safely on the floor with little to no injur...

'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay thanks, Cruroar, I'll just sneak off to Strong Bad's house, steal it and destroy it. ''{sneaks off}'' Sneak...

''{Cut to Strong Bad's Basement, Strong Bad is watching T.V, horrible guitar sounds are heard}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' '''HA HA HA'''! Oh '''man''', this idiot really is ''dumber'' than I thought!

''{Conchris enters from the left}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Sneak...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Why am I hearing someone saying "Sneak"?

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{thinking}'' Crap, he heard me! What do I do now? Let's check the options I have...

''{Three options pop up at the bottom of the screen, then disappear after a while}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{thinking}'' Nope, I've got nothing! Wait! I've got an idea! Time to act creepy!

''{Conchris sneaks behind the couch and crouches down}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{whispering}'' Strong Bad...

'''STRONG BAD:''' '''WHA!''' ''{falls off the couch}'' What was that?

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{whispering}'' Leave now or face the wrath of me.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Umm... Okay, I'm going, before I face the wrath of you, nameless person. ''{leaves}''

''{Conchris jumps from behind the couch and lands on it}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Right time to take the video!

''{Fade out to a thing saying "3 minutes later", fade in}''

''{Strong Bad and Strong Mad comes in from the left}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I could've sworn that I... Oh no!

''{Close up of T.V with a note saying "I stole your stolen good!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' My stolen video has been video-napped! And it had 5 minutes worth of laughter on it!

'''STRONG MAD:''' WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's see, I think we should go and... Nah, I'll leave it.

''{Cut to The Field, the video is burning on a fire}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Ha ha ha! Now nobody can find out the horrible secrets of the video!

'''CRUROAR:''' Geez, why don't you just overwrite it? It's only just...

'''CONCHRIS:''' Nobody uses tapes anymore! CDs and DVDs are the way now! Unless you are like old or have like an old TV.

''{The screen darkens as Marshie appears on screen}''

'''MARSHIE:''' That's right! Now you too can own your very own ''{Cut to a star background with a T.V with a video player on top}'' Old T.V with a video player on top! Courtesy of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows! All you have to do is guess what happens next and then write it down. And...

''{Record scratching}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey! This is MY e-mail show! I get to decide when all the ads come in and I say there is no when or where. Now get your stupid commerical thing off my Email show! ''{The screen explodes, revealing the scene before the commerical}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Much better. Now all I have to do is wait.

''{Cut to a screen saying "5 hours later", cut back}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Any minute now...

''{Cut to the same scene but in the morning, the fire has burnt out, Conchris is lying down with half of his body offscreen}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Ugh... ''{gets up}'' Where am I? Ah! The tape! It's burnt to a crisp! Perfect! Now I'm going to...

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' You're going to clean that mess up right now!

'''CONCHRIS:''' AH! Broom-thing! I thought you didn't exist!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Didn't exist? I didn't get any screen-time! Now you're going to clean this mess up right now, mister!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Fine. ''{Marzipan walks off-screen, Homestar walks on-screen with an Orange Tupperware Bowel on his head while Conchris is dusting the ashes}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' I say there, my good man! Do you want to join The Homestarmy and take over Strongbadia?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Homestar, go away, I haven't the time.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Fine! If that's the way you want, I'll just leave! Stand straight! Backwards march! ''{marches off-screen backwards}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Stupid broom-thing, mumble grumble, grumblecakes mumble. ''{continues mumbling as The Paper comes down}''

''{The Paper comes down saying "Click [[Con_email.exe/Inbox|here]] to E-mail Conchris, random word}''

== Fun Facts ==
=== Homestar Runner References ===
*Conchris sneaks off whilst saying "Sneak" in a similar fashion to Strong Bad saying "Slink" whilst slinking off in [[HRWiki:retirement A|the Strong Bad Email: Retirement Part A]].

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on the ashes at the end to see this scene.

=== Easter Egg Transcript 1 ===
''{Cut to inside a cottage, Peasant's Quest style, word boxes pop up as each character speaks}'''

'''TELLER:''' I am randomly going to guess that you will turn into an assistant in an electronic and you'll mess e-mails up, severly hindering the checker.

'''RATHER DASHING:''' Me? An assistant for an Email checker? Hah! You hast to be joking!

'''TELLER:''' I'm not joking, and soon, as you leave this here Scalding Lake, you'll find your cottage burnt to a crisp by the one Dragon named: Trogdor!

'''RATHER DASHING:''' Oh stop telling me a bunch of lies! If you would excuse me, I'm going to be leaving now...

''{Cut to a blank screen with the words "5 hours later", cut back}''

'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{faint shouting}'' TRRRRROOOOOOGGGGGGGGDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

''{Cut back to the end scene}''

== Author's Comment ==
4/5 - No comment, seriously.

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