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<p>Hold on tight WUW! We&#039;re nearly finished!</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>[[Image:Conemailseason4.PNG]]<br /> == Summary ==<br /> ''Generic Description''<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' Again? AUGH!<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I'm not bothering to do anything interesting.<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=conchris&gt;&lt;div&gt;Subject: Watch out!&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Dear Conchris,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Just emailing to tell you&lt;br /&gt;<br /> that five seconds after you read this email,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> your house will be crushed by an over-sized lump of cheese.<br /> Please evacuate immediately.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Yours conchrisly,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Your future self&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Hey, wait, didn't I see something that is the SAME as before? I wonder...<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' Get on with it! Just don't answer the email and let me answer it so I can take the consequence.<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris leaves, Cruroar walks up to the chair}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' So, Conchris' future self, you're saying that in 5...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strongbadia, a giant lump of cheese is there}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, Strong Mad, let us get this stinking cheese off of here and sell it and then we can retire to DA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Mad picks up the lump of cheese and throws it}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' I DID IT STRONG BAD!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Well, there goes my.. I mean, our dream of being rich...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Conchris' house}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' And so, the lump of cheese you say isn't real but it is in your universe or dimension or whatev...<br /> <br /> ''{The screen turns yellow and a crunch sound is heard}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' ''{muffled}'' Ow...<br /> <br /> ''{An explosion is heard}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' ''{muffled}'' Double Ow...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to outside the lump of cheese, another lump lands on the lump}''<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' ''{muffled}'' Triple Ow...<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris walks back on screen}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Cruroar... What happe- HOLY CRAP! Hmm... My Compy blew up didn't it? Well, no matter, I'll just move them and get money to get another one.<br /> <br /> '''CRUROAR:''' ''{muffled}'' Which will blow up sometime in the emails or maybe have a virus or...<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Shut up and start shovelling.<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris grabs a shovel and starts striking the cheese}''<br /> <br /> {{thepaperconchris|wittyremark=Blah}}<br /> <br /> ''{After a while, Strong Bad walks onscreen with Strong Mad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, big lug. Where did those cheeses land?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' THIS PLACE SMELLS FUNNY!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad and Strong Mad walks off-screen}''<br /> <br /> ''{The screen slowly turns black, a tombstone is in the middle of the black screen, it says:<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;Here lies Smandy 206<br /> Exploded when it was crushed by a giant lump of cheese.<br /> It was Cruroar's fault.<br /> 24/7/06&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> {{thepaperconchris|wittyremark=horray! A good reaction to the compy blow up this time!}}<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> <br /> == Author's Comment ==<br /> 3/5 - Smandy 206 finally meets it's demise. I had to tell where the lump of cheese actually came from.</div>

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