https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Con_email.wue%2F107Con email.wue/107 - Revision history2026-06-11T06:05:34ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Con_email.wue/107&diff=29732&oldid=prevConchris: New page: == Summary == ''Cruroar animates the email, bad imitations alert'' '''CAST (NON - POWERED BY CRUROAR):''' Conchris, Cruroar '''CAST (POWERED BY CRUROAR):''' Conchris, Conril (Brief appea...2008-08-07T15:23:31Z<p>New page: == Summary == ''Cruroar animates the email, bad imitations alert'' '''CAST (NON - POWERED BY CRUROAR):''' Conchris, Cruroar '''CAST (POWERED BY CRUROAR):''' Conchris, Conril (Brief appea...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br />
''Cruroar animates the email, bad imitations alert''<br />
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'''CAST (NON - POWERED BY CRUROAR):''' Conchris, Cruroar<br />
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'''CAST (POWERED BY CRUROAR):''' Conchris, Conril (Brief appearance), Cruroar, Homestar, Homschool Winner, Pom Pom, Butt Insulter McButt<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
''{The computer room is empty, Conchris walks on-screen and faces the viewer}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Umm... Sorry, I'm not doing this email this week, nope, no way, I'm not going to. Why don't you check out the other WUE, OCE and FCEs?<br />
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''{Conchris walks off-screen, the Smandy 206 mysteriously grows a face}''<br />
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'''SMANDY 206:''' Oh sure! Don't check your weekly email why don't you? Next time, it's punishment.exe for you, moron!<br />
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''{Cruroar walks on-screen}''<br />
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'''SMANDY 206:''' Psst! Hey you! Blue thing! I've got a job for you!<br />
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''{Cruroar turns around looking scared}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Oh no, the voices! THEY'RE TALKING TO ME!<br />
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'''SMANDY 206:''' No! Turn around you idiot!<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' ''{turns to face the Smandy 206}'' Who are you calling... Idiot...<br />
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'''SMANDY 206:''' I've got a job for you.<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Hmm, should I trust a creepy talking computer face that has mysteriously came in?<br />
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'''SMANDY 206:''' You should, I'm a hallucination, if you would close your eyes and count to 10, the movements of your body is normal.<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Hmm... ''{pause}'' Okay! ''{Closes eyes}'' 1... 2... 3... 4...<br />
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''{Cruroar walks up to the Smandy 206 and starts doing stuff, cut to a loading screen, after it had loaded, POWERED BY TEH AWEXOME CRUROAR PRESENTS and CON_107MAIL.EXE come up on the screen, after 10 seconds cut to Powered by Cruroar Computer Room}''<br />
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'''PBC CONCHRIS:''' I'm checking email, Cruroar is too awexome to have his own email show!<br />
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<blockquote class=conchris><div>Subject: BUTT!</div><br />
Dear Con-butt,<br /><br />
You suck, and your butt is big.<br /><br />
Go on a very long and emotional journey,<br /><br />
to vanquish my butt-insulting butt to butt Heck. (A Heck for butts)<br /><br />
From,<br /><br />
Butt-Insulter McButt<br />
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'''PBC CONCHRIS:''' Well, Butt Insulter, I'm going to go on a very long journey whilst mindlessly bringing along some people and fall into pits on purpose!<br />
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''{Cut to a forest}''<br />
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'''PBC CONCHRIS:''' Okay guys, now we elect our new leader. Times up! I'll go count the votes and the winner is Cruroar!<br />
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'''PBC CRUROAR:''' See? I'm too awesome to not be picked for leader!<br />
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'''PBC CONCHRIS:''' Okay, any questions?<br />
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'''PBC POM POM:''' ''{Cruroar's bad imitation of Pom Pom}'' Bubble, Bubble, Bubble ''{coughs}'' Bubbly, Double Dubble.<br />
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'''PBC CONCHRIS:''' No way, Pom Pom! You don't have enough trophies! Try again later!<br />
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''{Cut to a screen which says LATER}''<br />
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'''PBC CONCHRIS:''' Okay! We fell into 5 pits, slammed into 10 trees and destroyed a Bear holding a Shark.<br />
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'''PBC HOMESTAR:''' I think I has the solution! We should start acting stupid!<br />
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'''PBC HOMSCHOOL WINNER:''' No no no! It won't work, I say we should start running as a giant monster coming to get us. ''{turns around and goes wide-eyed}'' MONSTER!<br />
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'''PBC CHARACTERS:''' AHH!<br />
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''{PBC Cruroar and co starts running away from the Giant Monster, only for PBC Cruroar to turn around and fire a giant laser beam, destroying it.}''<br />
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'''PBC CONCHRIS:''' Great job, Cruroar! You "killed" Butt-Insulter McButt. Now let's go home and start acting stupid!<br />
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''{Cut to a screen saying "THE END"}''<br />
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'''SMANDY 206'S VOICE:''' THE END!<br />
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''{Cut back to the computer room}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' 2000... 2001... 2002... 2003... 2004... 2005... 2006! ''{opens his eyes to view the screen}'' AH! I've broke it! OH NO! WHAT'LL I DO NOW? Conchris is going to kill me!<br />
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''{Pan out, revealing Conchris}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh yes, I will...<br />
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''{Conchris starts chasing after Cruroar, Smandy 206 grows a face again and watches}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' I'M GONNA SEND YOU TO DOWN UNDERGROUND!<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' It wasn't me! I swear!<br />
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'''SMANDY 206:''' He he he, another job well done. Come on down The Paper.<br />
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''{The Paper comes down saying, "Click [[Con_email.exe/Inbox|here]] to email Conchris"}''<br />
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== Author's Comment ==<br />
3/5 - Meh, I don't have any ideas for Conchris so I had to make Cruroar do a Powered by Cruroar way of what would've happened if Conchris did the journey himself.</div>Conchris