https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Con_email.wue%2F106Con email.wue/106 - Revision history2026-06-10T13:01:59ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Con_email.wue/106&diff=29731&oldid=prevConchris: New page: == Summary == ''Conchris recreates <s>four</s> three emails'' '''CAST (THOSE WITHOUT SPEAKING PARTS DON'T COUNT HERE):''' Conchris, Homestar Runner, Homschool Winner, Saddy Dumpington. '...2008-08-07T15:23:29Z<p>New page: == Summary == ''Conchris recreates <s>four</s> three emails'' '''CAST (THOSE WITHOUT SPEAKING PARTS DON'T COUNT HERE):''' Conchris, Homestar Runner, Homschool Winner, Saddy Dumpington. '...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br />
''Conchris recreates <s>four</s> three emails''<br />
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'''CAST (THOSE WITHOUT SPEAKING PARTS DON'T COUNT HERE):''' Conchris, Homestar Runner, Homschool Winner, Saddy Dumpington.<br />
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'''THOSE WITHOUT SPEAKING PARTS BUT APPEARS ANYWAY:''' Pom Pom, The Brothers Hom, Strong Bad, Chriscon<br />
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'''LINES:''' '''42 Lines'''<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, okay, okay. In favor of the end of the plot, I'll start with a random email rap, ''{has already clicked on Con_email.exe}'' oops! Too late!<br />
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<blockquote class=conchris><br />
Dear Conchris,<br /><br />
If you could redo three emails, which ones would they be?<br /><br />
From,<br /><br />
Strong Sader<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Hmm... Three emails is definitely too little, I'll fix that! ''{Conchris retypes the email}''<br />
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<blockquote class=conchris><br />
Dear Conchris,<br /><br />
If you could redo four emails, which ones would they be?<br /><br />
From,<br /><br />
Strong Sader<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Much better, now if I could redo four emails, they would definitely be, number 1: cruroar.<br />
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''{Cut to the same scene with the old Smandy 206}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' You got an email on your ugly butt.<br />
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<blockquote class=email><br />
Dear Conchris<br /><br />
When did you meet Cruroar?<br /><br />
Just wondering,<br /><br />
Chriscon<br />
</blockquote><br />
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''{Conchris just reads halfway and then it cuts back, Conchris is laughing}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' You thought I would remake cruroar for like a thousandth time! I would definitely remake the 100th email, where it was like "cruroar remake #999", I would actually do something about it...<br />
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''{Cut to the same scene, the 100th email is already on the computer}''<br />
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<blockquote class=email><br />
Dear Conchris,<br /><br />
It's you 100<sup>th</sup> Email!<br /><br />
Why not make a movie with all the characters ever to appear in your e-mail?<br /><br />
Yours celebrated-ly,<br /><br />
Strong Sader</blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, Strong Sader, I will make a movie, right! To the celebratory room!<br />
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''{Cut to a mysterious room in the house}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Welcome everybody to the celebratory room! ''{silence}'' Umm... Any questions?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah! I got one!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' What is it?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why is it that I feel that this 100th email is going to turn into bread?<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Turn into bre-<br />
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''{The screen fills up with bread}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' -ad? What are you talking about?<br />
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'''HOMSCHOOL WINNER:''' Probably because the screen has been filled up with bread!<br />
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''{Cut back to the Computer Room}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Nah, the 100th email wouldn't go that way, but that would be a part of the 100th email remake. Hmm, remakes... Oh! Sorry! Next email to be on the remaking line would be like villain. Which was mis-spelled villan. Instead of doing only my idea, but doing the other twos. Who knows how it will turn out.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, let's do Stinkoman's Idea.<br />
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''{Cut to outside, the Stinkowing is flying}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Are you sure this is a good idea?<br />
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'''STINKOMAN:''' I'm so totally sure! It is a good idea!<br />
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''{The Stinkowing flies into the fleeing ship, cut to inside}''<br />
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'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' CRAP! I've been caught! Now I have to fight!<br />
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''{Stinkoman double deuces the Shadowy Figure, Conchris punches the Shadowy Figure in the gut, 1-Up pushes the self-destruct button}''<br />
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'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' NO! NOT THE SELF-DESTRUCT!<br />
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''{Cut to outside, the ship blows up, three tiny dots jump from the explosion, cut back to the Computer room}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' And the third email would be "this title is prooty long don't you think", I would do like a long journey that would be for no reason whatsoever.<br />
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''{Cut to a forest, Conchris is lost}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Err... Where do I go now?<br />
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''{Saddy Dumpington walks by}''<br />
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'''SADDY DUMPINGTON:''' A email checker is lost! Soon he is going to die! Isn't that great?<br />
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''{Conchris gets an angry expression and stares at Saddy Dumpington until he goes off-screen}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' I hate that guy...<br />
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''{Cut back to the computer room}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' You see, these are all what I would do. The fourth email remake was just for me to make a stupid joke about my first email. So until next time, email me and I will check it and ignore your spelling mistakes.<br />
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''{The paper comes down saying "Click [[Con_email.exe/Inbox|here]] to email Conchris at Conemailexe@notarealemailadress.com"}''<br />
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== Author's Comment ==<br />
4/5 - There will be an email each week on a random day.</div>Conchris