https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Con_email.wue%2F102Con email.wue/102 - Revision history2026-05-15T18:20:58ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Con_email.wue/102&diff=29727&oldid=prevConchris: New page: Image:Conemailseason4.PNG == Summary == ''Conchris gets the long lost email that he dreaded. "Hilarity" doesn't "ensue"'' '''Cast in order of appearance:''' '''Page Title:''' lol <s>...2008-08-07T15:23:21Z<p>New page: <a href="/wiki/File:Conemailseason4.PNG" title="File:Conemailseason4.PNG">Image:Conemailseason4.PNG</a> == Summary == ''Conchris gets the long lost email that he dreaded. "Hilarity" doesn't "ensue"'' '''Cast in order of appearance:''' '''Page Title:''' lol <s>...</p>
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== Summary ==<br />
''Conchris gets the long lost email that he dreaded. "Hilarity" doesn't "ensue"''<br />
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'''Cast in order of appearance:'''<br />
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'''Page Title:''' lol <s>Bonus Stage</s> Pikachu<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, now we only have 4 emails left, let's just make it a good one.<br />
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'''CONCREW'S CONCHRIS:''' Interesting, email checking? Hah! In my world, no one even bothers to touch their email address, not even Karl. <br />
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''{Cut to a computer, "Karl" is in front of it, words appear at the bottom of the screen saying "Footage from Rumors that may or may not be true"}''<br />
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'''KARL:''' Hi, I'm Karl, I'm 60 years old and a lefty. I'm going to check email!<br />
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''{breif pause}''<br />
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'''KARL:''' Nah, maybe later<br />
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''{Cut back to the spaceship, Conchris has a confused expression}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' You have a guy named Karl? Like that Rainer is rumored to be a 60 year old lefty named Karl?<br />
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'''CONCREW'S CONCHRIS:''' Nah, that guy is different. GET TO CHECKING! <br />
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<blockquote class=email><font color=lightyellow>Dear Conchris, <br />
YOUR SYSTEM HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH THE PEEKACHEW VIRUS! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!<br />
-Some virus guy.</font></blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh no...<br />
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'''CONCREW'S CONCHRIS:''' What?<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT THIS MEANS?!<br />
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''{Concrew's Conchris puts his head to the screen, then stands up again}''<br />
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'''CONCREW'S CONCHRIS:''' Your compy got infected with the Peekachew Virus, so what? Our computers get infected all the time in my world.<br />
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''{Cut to yet another computer}''<br />
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'''CONCREW'S FOREST:''' What's this?<br />
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''{The screen turns off then on, it says "LOLOLOLOLOL `/0(_)R (0/\/\P`/ 15 1|\||=3(73|)!!1111 lol"}''<br />
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'''CONCREW'S FOREST:''' Sheesh, this has been, what? The 500th time?<br />
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''{Cut back to the spaceship, a crash is heard}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' GAH! What happen?<br />
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'''SHIP'S COMPY:''' Someone set up us the bomb! We get signal!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' What?<br />
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'''SHIP'S COMPY:''' Main Screen turn on.<br />
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''{The ship's Main Screen turns on, revealing a Pikachu}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' It's you.<br />
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'''PIKACHU:''' How are you gentlemen? All your base are belon- Oh forget it, let's get to the point.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' What point?<br />
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'''PIKACHU:''' Ever since virus=very yes, the email, I've been plotting and learnt english. Now I've came back to DESTROY YOU!<br />
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'''CONCREW'S CONCHRIS:''' Oh sure, we get villains all the time in my world, even direct rip-offs.<br />
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''{Cut to a street, Concrew's Conchris is standing there, a hedgehog jumps onto screen}''<br />
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'''CONCREW'S CONCHRIS:''' Who are you?<br />
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'''HEDGEHOG:''' I am... err.... Shadhfsafjdsghjkdsfhskja the Hedgehog. I am the supreme being of the world, with these... rip-off emeralds, I'll be able to conquer the universe! Hahahahahahahaha!<br />
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'''CONCREW'S CONCHRIS:''' ''{pause}'' Good luck with that.<br />
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''{Cut back to the spaceship}''<br />
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'''PIKACHU:''' Prepare to die! Eh Steves! ''{Multiple Eh! Steves come on-screen}'' ATTACK!<br />
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'''EH STEVES:''' Eh Steve! Eh Steve! Eh Steve! ''{goes to attack}''<br />
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'''CONCREW'S CONCHRIS:''' Oh come on! We already fought them before, why waste our own time?<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Hahahahaha no.<br />
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'''CONCREW'S CHRIONROAR:''' We hate you.<br />
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'''EH STEVE #1:''' ''{seemingly speaking english}'' I attack while they distracted!<br />
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''{Eh Steve strikes at (Concrew) Conchris, he yells out in pain}''<br />
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'''CONCREW'S CONCHRIS:''' AHHHHHHH!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Jeez, stolen dialouge. Can it get any more annoying?<br />
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'''EH STEVE #2:''' EH STEVE! ''{strikes Conchris with his mysteriously appeared sword}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' GAH! We would really need 4Wimps now.<br />
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<blockquote color=red; class=email><big><big><big>ICE4WIMP'D! Err... I mean 4WIMPS'D!</big></big></big></blockquote><br />
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''{The background changes into a background that was drawn by a 4 year old}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{monotone voice}'' Why are we fighting? We should run through the fields singing happy songs all the time!<br />
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'''PIKACHU:''' ''{montone}'' That's a great idea. I'm coming...<br />
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''{Everything reverts to normal}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, that didn't help. At least we're rid of that Pikachu and his Eh! Steves.<br />
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'''CONCREW'S CONCHRIS:''' Ugh, I hate it when that happens, we get to the great bit and they just had to screw it up with their "Let's dance around in a field of flowers singing happy songs with episodes that have no violence!" thing. What's next? When I try to stick a knife into Chrionroar, it changes to a harmless thing? ''{(Concrew) Conchris does the aformentioned thing and the knife turns into a plastic knife}'' DIE! ''{The plastic knife bounces off Chrionroar}'' See? SEE?<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, everything turned out great aft- ''{screen flickers}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' That was weird. What just happened?<br />
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'''SHIP'S COMPY:''' I don't know. What do I look like to you, Stlunko? It's not like I have access to the internet, oh sure, I can allow email checking but that's it, my OS isn't strong enough to access the internet.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Wow, what a rant. Let's just end this with something.<br />
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'''MEANWHILE'''<br />
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'''FOREST:''' I have no idea where I am. Let us hope that nobody comes in.<br />
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''{Stinkoman walks in}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN:''' Hey look! A challenge!<br />
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'''FOREST:''' Oh no.<br />
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'''STINKOMAN:''' DOUBLE DEUCE!<br />
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''{Stinkoman blasts through Forest, he misses and crashes into the wall, pan left to see his gloves stuck in the wall}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN:''' Aww man! That double deuce was not so good, maybe the next one will be better. ''{struggles to get free}'' Hulliba wha? IS THIS WALL ASKING FOR A CHALLENGE?!<br />
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'''FOREST:''' Game over, you lose.<br />
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{{thepaperconchris|wittyremark=20X6!}}<br />
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'''STINKOMAN:''' Once I get out of this wall, you will be sorry!<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
== Real World References ==<br />
*The hedgehog named Shad and then a bunch of random letters is a direct rip-off of [[Wikipedia:Shadow_the_Hedgehog|Shadow the Hedgehog]] from the Sonic Games Series.<br />
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== Fanstuff References ==<br />
*"Karl" was referenced, Karl is pseudo-name for Rainer who wouldn't reveal his age. [[User:Homsar|Homsar]] started the "Karl" craze.<br />
*"4-Wimps" was referenced, in the Gunhaver Emails, they are known to tone down stuff and make them happy.<br />
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== Author's Comment ==<br />
2/5 - Not bad a remake, including virus=very yes as a virus? remake, that makes 3 remakes.</div>Conchris