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== Summary ==
''Cadet Conchris Space Plot: 1/5.''

'''Cast in order of appearance:'''

'''Page Title:''' lol cadet conchris

== Transcript ==
'''CONCHRIS:''' Great, I'm stuck in space for 5 emails, this is the worst 5 emails ever.

<pre>
Dear Conchris,
Some villain guy is on the loose.
Could you maybe help me?
Strong Sader
</pre>

'''CONCHRIS:''' Sheesh, you're always in trouble, aren't you? I'm on my way! ''{Conchris walks off-screen but then comes back on-screen}'' Wait a minute, I can't do that! I need a ship and an identity. I'll call myself... Cadet Conchris! Absolutely who is not Conchris...err...yeah.

''{Cut to the <s>KILLER</s> Spaceship's <s>OF YOUR DOOM</s> interior}''

'''CADET CONCHRIS:''' Alright! At least it wasn't a Jibn- ''{screen jumps}''

'''CADET CONCHRIS:''' That was weird. Ah well, nothing to do with anything anyway.

''{Cut to that one spaceship....er... What was it again? I'll stop talking in Italics anyway}''

'''HEY, AT LEAST YOU GET TO APPEAR WHENEVER YOU LIKE, I HAVE TO APPEAR EVERY SPEAKER... ERR I MEAN - SPACE CAPTAINFACE:''' Now, which planet should we protect next Strap?

'''I'M WITH YOU CAPTAIL BOLD THING #6! I HATE MY JOB... ERR I MEAN - STRAP COOPMORE:''' ''{cheatese}''

'''SPACE CAPTAINFACE:''' No galaxy to protect? Aww man, and we totally sold all our cargo to get this special effects CD.

''{Meanwhile at the Spaceship, Conchris' one}''

'''CADET CONCHRIS:''' At least it wasn't a Jibn...

'''CRUROAR:''' WE KNOW THAT ALREADY! Sheesh...

'''CADET CONCHRIS:''' Set course to that ''{cut to a planet}'' planet that appeared suddenly!

''{The spaceship flies towards it, cut to inside, a bang is heard and then a landing noise}''

'''CADET CONCHRIS:''' What happened?

'''SHIP'S COMPY:''' It seems we're not in the Cee0-enceeh-areyes universe, we're in the C-R-(_)-R-1-R-0-4-R... universe.

'''CADET CONCHRIS:''' Sheesh, why do we have to go to another universe? That's breaking the law of Wikiverses.

'''SHIP'S COMPY:''' This ship is capable to go to another universe without creating another copy for your own.

'''CADET CONCHRIS:''' Erm, so, this ship is capable of causing universe wreckage? Sounds too much like that one person if you ask me.

'''SHIP'S COMPY:''' Well, you would totally be busted if the universal headmaster of this universe catches you.

'''CADET CONCHRIS:''' Wait a minute, isn't it just a mini-universe under Cee0-enceeh-areyes universe?

'''SHIP'S COMPY:''' You can say that, yes.

'''CADET CONCHRIS:''' Well, in that case.... EMERGENCY PLOT CHANGE!!! ''{pause}'' Nothings happening!

'''SHIP'S COMPY:''' Mini-verses have their own headmaster and are not in control of the master headmaster for that universe it is under.

'''CADET CONCHRIS:''' Logic like this confuses me, tell me if they spot...

'''???:''' ''{as Conchris' voice}'' Hey look! A spaceship! HEY! FOREST! CHRIONROAR! LOOK AT THIS!

'''SHIP'S COMPY:''' You are so in trouble now, you can travel to other miniverses of yours, the same logic applies if you try to invade another person's miniverse.

'''CADET CONCHRIS:''' This is your fault that you got me in this mess, right?

'''SHIP'S COMPY:''' Well, it's your fault for setting course for the planet, you would've asked for a identification of the planet to see if it is a miniverse of yours or not.

'''CADET CONCHRIS:''' It's times like this I hate you.

'''SHIP'S COMPY:''' Well, we've bored our viewers to death now, let's cut to the Homestar Runner world under your universe.

'''<big><big>BACK AT C0NCHR15!!!</big></big>'''

'''HOMESTAR:''' So, what are you doing here maggot? Are you here to join the Homestarmy!

'''HOMSCHOOL RUNNER:''' Sheesh, I get left behind again. Erm... Yes?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Hand over 5 bucks maggot!

'''HOMSCHOOL RUNNER:''' Why do you keep saying maggot?

'''HOMESTAR:''' We're going to take over Strongbadia!

''{Strong Bad comes on-screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! Umm... You can't attack Strongbadia because we're just playing that game which name I forgot.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Okay, you go play your game! RETREAT!

''{Homestar runs off-screen}''

''{Cut back to the space-ship}''

'''CADET CONCHRIS:''' Who are they?

'''CONCREW CONCHRIS:''' Who is he?

'''CONCREW CHRIONROAR:''' He looks just like you, only alot more shorter, and you don't have that thing around your neck either.

'''CADET CONCHRIS:''' Who are you?

'''CONCREW CONCHRIS:''' HE SPOKE! Hello, I'm Conchris, this is Chrionroar and Forest, who are you?

'''CADET CONCHRIS:''' Conchris, you look just like me, except that you are taller and I have that thing around my neck where you don't. This is confusing.

'''CONCREW FOREST:''' Why don't I get any lines?

'''CONCREW CONCHRIS:''' Who said that? Anyway, we just came aboard this craft and I'm just wondering, is there anybody else with you?

'''CRUROAR:''' ME!

'''CONCREW CHRIONROAR:''' Hey! That guy looks like an anvil!

'''CRUROAR:''' That's insulting to all The Cheats everywhere, why I'll gnaw your face off!

'''CADET CONCHRIS:''' Don't! Anyway, I'm on a mission to save Strong Sader, who always seems to be in trouble.

''{Strong Sader and Gilbert teleport in}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Hey guys. Who's that? He looks-

'''CONCREW CONCHRIS:''' I get the point already. Okay, we'll come along, it's not like we have anything better to do.

'''CADET CONCHRIS:''' Okay, but it will be awkward for two Conchris' on screen at the same time.

''{A shilloeute of a Random Wiki User pops up}''

'''RANDOM WIKI USER:''' This is the one of the times two Conchris' are on-screen, time to submit this to the trivia sect-

''{Random Wiki User falls over, Conchris is holding a laser gun pointing towards the screen}''

'''CADET CONCHRIS:''' Just... stop it.

{{thepaperconchris|wittyremark=20X6!}}

'''CONCREW CONCHRIS:''' What's that?

'''CONCHRIS:''' The Paper.

== Fun Facts ==
== Fourth Wall Breaks ==
*The Ship's Compy goes into further detail with that universe thing used by Wiki Users so that they don't effect another's fanstuff with mini-verses involved and broke the 4th wall by telling Conchris that 'we've bored our viewers to death now'.

== Explanations ==
*The Concrew Characters (Conchris, Forest and Chrionroar, pursumably the Main Characters of the non-existant webseries made by Cruriroar Productions) are a part of the Cruriroar Universe.

== Trivia ==
*In the words of the Random Wiki User, this is the first time two Conchris' are onscreen at the same time but aren't the same.

== Author's Comment ==
1<sup>1/2</sup>/5 - Hated this, I would've wished I never did this storyline and stayed on-topic, meh, at least I can make the Concrew Main Characters get a Debut before 106.

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