Conchris: This is just the first email version 3. WHAT WAS I THINKING?!

2008-08-07T15:23:18Z

This is just the first email version 3. WHAT WAS I THINKING?!

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== Summary ==
''Conchris answers his one hundredth email and is asked to make a movie about the characters ever to appear on the show''

'''Page Title:''' init Con_email refresh daemon

== Transcript ==
'''CONCHRIS:''' Initiate Con Email refresh daemon. Oh wait, that line was used in a Strong Bad Email... DARN!

<blockquote class=email>
Dear Conchris, 
It's you 100th Email! 
Why not make a movie with all the characters ever to appear in your e-mail? 
Yours celebrated-ly, 
Strong Sader
</blockquote>

Well, Strong Sader, I already did that, I'll show it to you.

''{Cut to a blue screen, Con_Email.exe appears in the middle, and then action-y music plays and the words Character movie appears below it}''

''{Cut to The Field, Conchris jumps in with Cruroar, as if to escape Homschool Winner whom is supposedly holding a laser gun, names appear above them}''

''{Cut to Blue Fadey Land}''

'''CONRIL:''' Hey there peoples! Toothpaste is the way of cookies!

''{Strong Mad punches Conril offscreen}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' TOO ANNOYING!

''{Cut to W1K1}''

'''FOREST:''' I am a Greggo, watch me dance. ''{ducks then comes back up, this repeats for 10 times}'' I hate being a Greggo...

''{Cut to 20X6 The Field}''

'''CHRISCON:''' Hey! What is that? Is that old camera asking for a CHALLENGE?

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{offscreen, supposedly operating the camera}'' You have 5 seconds, go.

'''CHRISCON:''' Hi! My name is Chriscon! And this is my pet, Cruriro-

''{Cut to a fuzz then cut to The Stick}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' What am I doing here again?

'''HOMSCHOOL WINNER:''' HOMESTAR! You're not supposed to be in this scene!

'''HOMSCHOOL RUNNER:''' Yeah! Go somewhere else to sing your stead stup-id-ongs!

'''HOMESTAR:''' FINE!

''{Cut to Cruriroar's Space Ship}''

'''TAMPO:''' Erm... Why are we here again? We only appeared once, it doesn't count!

'''BRODY:''' I don't know, some idiot must've wrote us into here.

'''VOICEOVER:''' WILL YOU TWO BE ''{bleeping}'' QUIET? I'M TRYING TO BREAK A FOURTH WALL HERE!

''{Cut to another place}'''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Camera, it has come to our attention that YOU suck! You'll be banned for being too sucky!

''{Camera fuzzes, cut to Conchris' Computer room}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Horrah, that sucked. Let's stretch the 100th email even further by doing a flashback of how I actually met Cruroar! Just like Strong Bad did!

''{Cut to a book with the title "Conchris and that Giant Egg Thingy...."}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Conchris and that Giant Egg Thingy dot dot dot dot. ''{page turns, the background is the moon, Conchris is playing a tennis game with Strong Bad}'' Conchris is finishing up a tennis game with Strong Bad, he is winning one million to 5. ''{Conchris}'' You see. ''{normal}'' Conchris said, ''{Conchris}'' One million is definitely a bigger number than five! ''{Strong Bad}'' Oh I see! said Mr. No-shirt. ''{Page turns to reveal a bridge that looks like gold}'' And so, Conchris and Strong Bad went a sweet, sweet gold bridge back to Free Country USA. ''{close up, Strong Bad}'' I'ma go and try and beat Homestar in a competition! ''{normal}'' Said Strong Bad. ''{Conchris}'' Loser. ''{normal}'' said Conchris. ''{Conchris}'' Big Loser. ''{Normal}'' Conchris then finds an egg. ''{Conchris}'' Awesome! ''{Normal}'' Said Big-headed Conchris. ''{Conchris}'' A giant egg! ''{Normal}'' Homestar pops out of the side of the egg and says ''{Homestar}'' How do you like my egg, stranger? ''{Conchris}'' Go away! It was my egg first! ''{Normal}'' said Red Shirt. ''{Homestar}'' I found it before you times infinity ''{normal}'' said Duck Shirt. The what was the young thin Prince of Town but now fat came up to them and said ''{King of Town}'' Homestar! You're being banned because it came to my attention that you suck! ''{Homestar}'' Oh no! Not banned! ''{Normal}'' said Duck-shirt. Then the egg exploded, out came a lifetimes supply of fishsticks...And a The Cruroar! ''{Cruroar pops out of the egg}'' ''{Cut to Conchris}'' ''{Conchris}'' Awesome! My very own a The Cruroar! ''{Normal}'' Said Conchris. The End.

''{Cut to the computer room, the Smandy 206 displays a message}''

<blockquote class=email>[[Con_email.exe/hundred#Easter Egg Transcript 1|Congrats]] on your [[Con_email.exe/hundred#Easter Egg Transcript 2|1]]00th email, Conchris!</blockquote>

'''CONCHRIS:''' Finally! Now to umm... Celebrate by... umm... saying email 100 times. No wait that was used, I know, I'll say random stuff. ''{starts saying gibberish}''

{{thepaperconchris|wittyremark=Happy 100th Email!}}

'''CONCHRIS:''' Wait... Wasn't I supposed to be in space?

''{Cruroar comes onscreen}''

'''CRUROAR:''' We are! The room you are in is the ship's replica of your Computer room.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh no. I've been somewhere before, I don't want to do it again! ''{falls onto the floor, face first}''

== Fun Facts ==

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on the Congrats to see a scene.
*Click on the 1 to see another scene.

=== Easter Egg Transcript 1 ===
''{Cut to The Field}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Happy one hundredth boithday Conchris!

''{Homschool Winner comes onscreen}''

'''HOMSCHOOL WINNER:''' Wow, how original. Mr. Unoriginality!

=== Easter Egg Transcript 2 ===

''{Cut to Chriscon's computer room, Chriscon's favourite power up is taped to the monitor}''

'''CHRISCON:''' Dear Conchris, Congratulations on your 100th Email Challenge! I'm sending you my favourite power up to you. Chriscon. SENDING DEUCE! ''{The email is sent and the power up mysteriously is sent with the email}'' Now for more challenges.

== Author's Comment ==
Don't know/5 - Blue

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