Strong Sader: Season 3=Done!

2008-08-07T15:27:55Z

Season 3=Done!

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== Summary ==
''Conchris finally escapes, 3 part email attack!''

'''Cast in order of appearance:'''

'''Page Title:''' Enter the L33tinator

== Transcript ==
=== Chapter 1: Escaping the Wiki ===

'''CONCHRIS:''' This is it, my chance to get outta here!

<pre>Dear Chris,
I've escaped from Death's
prison. Meet me on my User Page
and I'll give you that gun.
~Limoman

P.S. You've gotta shoot the all the User Pages.
</pre>

'''CONCHRIS:''' My name is not Chris but meh, sure, I'll go over to your user page.

''{Cut to User:Limoman (No, I'm not linking to it, sheesh)}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' You have the gun?

'''LIMOMAN:''' Yes, here.

''{Limoman tosses the gun at Conchris}''

'''LIMOMAN:''' I have to go, I'm needed in some kinda Limo Email. ''{Limoman teleports out}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, let's get cracking.

''{Cut to somewhere, Conchris is at a shooting range, a user page comes out, Conchris tries to shoot it but it flies away}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Darn User Pages!

''{Cut to the wiki, Conchris shoots the user pages, one of the user pages try to shoot back at him but he shoots it, cut to a time card which says "5 Hours of parodying Random Games later then back to the wiki}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, I'm almost done. Now I need to shoot my user page.

''{Conchris shoots the user page, it explodes and leaves behind a portal}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' W00TZORS! I'm coming!

''{Conchris jumps in, Forest, Cruroar and Chrionroar follows}''

''{Cut to a dark place}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, where are we?

'''OVERVOICE:''' Welcome...TO MY LAIR!

''{The light turns on to reveal a throne room, a towering giant is sitting in the throne}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' W-w-who are y-y-y-you?

'''OVERVOICE:''' I AM WIKINATOR! I TELEPORT PEOPLE FROM WUES TO THE WIKI AND LET THEM STAY THERE FOR 30 EMAILS! HA HA HA HA HA!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Sheesh, bad translation at the start.

'''WIKINATOR:''' I AM NO BAD AT ENGRISH. BUT I CRUSH YOU!

''{Wikinator puts his fist up and smashes it into the ground, Conchris and the group runs in different directions}''

'''WIKINATOR:''' YOU CAN RUN BUT NOT HIDE! HA HA HA HA HA HE HE HE HE!

''{Wikinator shoots a laser beam out of his eyes at a rock, the rock explodes, Conchris was behind it}''

'''WIKINATOR:''' FOUND YOU!

''{A laser beam shoots Conchris, he disappears}''

=== Chapter 2: Homsar World ===

''{Conchris reappears}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Where am I? Am I dead?

''{Homsar comes on-screen}''

'''HOMSAR:''' DAaAaAaAaA! Eat Toothpaste 'til the day we go.

'''CONCHRIS:''' What the crap?

'''HOMSAR:''' DAAAAAAAAA- ''{head explodes, the non-messy sort}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' What th- ''{head explodes, he comes back on-screen}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay script, that even isn't funny, head explosions are overdone.

''{Vector Strong Bad appears}''

'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' WELL, YOUR HEAD A SPLODE!

''{Conchris' head asplodes, he comes back}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{In Cheerleader's voice}'' Stop it with the head explosions! ''{In the King Of Town's voice}'' What the? Why is my voice changing everytime I start a new sentence? ''{In Homsar's voice}'' I gotta do something about it!

'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' WELL, MY HEAD A SPLODE!

''{Vector Strong Bad's head asplodes}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{In a normal voice}'' I gotta get outta here before...

''{Camera pan out, Conchris has Homsar's legs}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' AHH! This place is getting more random than ever!

''{Some code appears in front of Conchris}''

<nowiki>IJAKHUJFKWHJ</nowiki>

'''CONCHRIS:''' What the? Why is code randomly appearing? This is so random.

''{Homschool Winner, Homschool Runner, Homstar, Conril and Sirhcnoc appear}''

'''HOMSCHOOL WINNER:''' THERE HE IS! GET HIM!

''{The group charge off-screen then come back and repeats}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' I'm just gonna leave this pla-

''{An eekdancer appears}'''

'''EEKDANCER:''' Excuse me kind sir. WHERE THE CRAP IS TOTPD CASTLE?!?!?!

'''CONCHRIS:''' I dunno.

'''EEKDANCER:''' If you refuse to tell me, then I will beat you down with my TOTPD.

''{The eekdancer jumps on top of Conchris and starts dancing}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' OY! GET OUT MY HEAD!

'''EEKDANCER:''' Then tell me, or I shall taunt you a second time.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Erm... Go that way. ''{Points to the right side of the screen}''

''{The eekdancer jumps off Conchris' head and dances off}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Come on! I just wanted to get ho-

''{The screen goes blank}''

=== Chapter 3: Welcome Home! ===
'''VOICE:''' He's waking up.

'''VOICE 2:''' What should we do about it?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Augh, my head.

''{Cut to Conchris' Room}''

'''CONRAVER:''' Finally! You woke up!

'''CONCHRIS:''' I just had a weird dream, I was in the Wiki for 30 emails and...

''{Chrionroar comes on-screen}''

'''CHRIONROAR:''' That wasn't a dream, it was reality.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Phew! Thank goodness there will be no more plots. I can safely stay here forever.

'''CHRIONROAR:''' Good, now get to building a spaceship. This script ''{lifts up a piece of paper with the words "SCRIPTZORS!!!11" written in big bold letters on it}'' tells me that there will be a 5 email plot coming up in email 100.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh no, no way in Jibney Town, I will do it!

'''OVERVOICE:''' I will force you and that's that!

''{Conchris starts moving towards the door, Conchris uses his arms to stop him}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Must....resist.....movement.....Can't.....speak.....normally.....with.....long.....pauses.

''{The bed post snaps and Conchris is sent flying out of the room}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{off-screen, screaming}'' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ''{a thump is heard}''

{{thepaperconchris|wittyremark=Home Sweet Home.}}

== Fun Facts ==

== Author's Comment ==
4/5 - Sorry Plot lovers, no more plots are going to come up during the next 10 emails...
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Strong Sader: Season 3=Done!