https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Con_email.exe%2F88Con email.exe/88 - Revision history2026-05-15T21:08:13ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Con_email.exe/88&diff=29743&oldid=prevStrong Sader: New page: == Summary == ''Conchris' life turns into a musical about Death attempting to blow Conchris and Other Conchris up'' '''Cast in order of appearance:''' '''Page Title:''' The first (and ho...2008-08-07T15:26:26Z<p>New page: == Summary == ''Conchris' life turns into a musical about Death attempting to blow Conchris and Other Conchris up'' '''Cast in order of appearance:''' '''Page Title:''' The first (and ho...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br />
''Conchris' life turns into a musical about Death attempting to blow Conchris and Other Conchris up''<br />
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'''Cast in order of appearance:'''<br />
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'''Page Title:''' The first (and hopefully, last) Musical. Con_email.exe the Musical! Now with 100% more annoying opera singers.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
''{Cut to the Edit Tank}''<br />
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'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' How rude of him... Now where was I? Oh yeah! I have no idea for an email rap.<br />
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<blockquote class=wiki><big><big><b>Email</b></big></big><br />
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Dear C,<br /><br />
I can help you <br /><br />
escape back to FCUSA<br /><br />
I've. WAITAMINUTE.<br /><br />
OH CRAP! Death is<br /><br />
back I'll fight him <br /><br />
then I'll send you the gun<br /><br />
that will get you outta that<br /><br />
place<br /><br />
~Limoman</blockquote><br />
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'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' ''{gets into the edit tank}'' Well, I would escape with that gun... What do I have to do with it anyway? Shoot the sysops ''{pronnounces it as sis-ops}''? I wouldn't threaten anybody, that's against my character! Really! ''{presses Save Page and gets out}''<br />
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''{The Other Conchris walks out as Conchris crawls out of the cupboard and gets on his computer}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' I can't keep this up...<br />
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<pre> Conchris,<br />
My life has become a musical and this email will unfourtunetly be part of the musical so sing alot.<br />
Death's planning on blowing you and Other you.<br />
Also I'm gonna burst into song right..... NOW!!!<br />
Da da da la la Limooooomaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn</pre><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Musical? What the crap is a musical? ''{music starts playing}'' Oh no. ''{starts singing}'' I don't like this at alllllllllllll!<br />
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''{Cut to the Wiki's Main Page}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Where is this guuuuyyyyyyyyyy?<br />
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''{Conchris walks over to the west wall, Death appears}''<br />
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'''DEATH:''' I AM RIGHT HERRRRREEEEEEEEEE!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Oooookkkkkkaaaaaaayyyyyy! Let's FIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHTTTT!<br />
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''{Conchris and Death slash at each other in tune, Cruroar appears from the top}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Maybe if I can kill those twoooooo! Maybe I can get famousssssssss.<br />
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''{Cruroar walks off-screen, cut to where the Other Conchris is}''<br />
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'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' We're off to see some kinda guy. Some kinda guy of Wikis. I heard he kills and stabs and blows everyone up. Something something something something something because because because.... Because his mom was a musical! We're off to some guy. Some guy of Wikis!<br />
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''{Cut to a cliff, Conchris is the one near the edge}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh no! What am I going to doooooooooooooo?<br />
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'''DEATH:''' You fall! You fall you fall you fall! You fall! You fall!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{in a normal voice}'' I hate Musicals. ''{in a singing voice}'' No freaking way. Besides, what's that behind you?<br />
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'''DEATH:''' Huh? ''{Death gets whacked with a baseball bat, Cruroar walks on-screen}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Horray! Can somebody stop this SIIIIIINNNGGGGGGINNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG?!?!<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' NOOOOO! You walk the plank! HA HA HA HA HA HA!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' What was that sound? ''{a pin dropping noise}'' It's the noise that nobody carreeeesss!<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Go away and die!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' No! You die!<br />
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''{Other Conchris comes on screen}''<br />
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'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' ...Guy. Some guy of the Wikis. OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH! How are YOOOOOOOUUU?!?!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' I'm very fine thank you.<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' He's going for a walk... TO DOOM!<br />
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'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' THIS IS THE ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN<br /><br />
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN<br /><br />
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN<br /><br />
''{glass breaking noise}'' NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN<br /><br />
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN<br /><br />
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN<br /><br />
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN<br /><br />
DDDDDDDDD! ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!<br />
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''{Cheering and clapping noises}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{in a normal voice}'' Thank goodness we have broken the curse of the musical.<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' I'm still going to make you fall.<br />
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''{Conchris falls off the cliff}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' Aww! I wanted to shove him off!<br />
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'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' He will be back in the next email, I just know it!<br />
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{{thepaperconchris|wittyremark=20X6!}}<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
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== Author's Comment ==<br />
4/5 - For a musical, I find it very amusing. I bet some of you weren't expecting an ending like that, eh? Eh?<br />
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{{Con_email}}</div>Strong Sader