https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Con_email.exe%2F86Con email.exe/86 - Revision history2026-05-15T18:01:05ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Con_email.exe/86&diff=29736&oldid=prevStrong Sader: New page: == Summary == ''Conchris comes back to the email buisness after what happened, he gets an email...'' '''Cast in order of appearance:''' '''Page Title:''' About time! == Transcript == ''...2008-08-07T15:24:23Z<p>New page: == Summary == ''Conchris comes back to the email buisness after what happened, he gets an email...'' '''Cast in order of appearance:''' '''Page Title:''' About time! == Transcript == ''...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br />
''Conchris comes back to the email buisness after what happened, he gets an email...''<br />
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'''Cast in order of appearance:'''<br />
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'''Page Title:''' About time!<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
'''CONCHRIS:''' Yes, I'm back, after a stupid accident. Let the good times roll.<br />
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Dear Conchris,<br />
I have come up with the most fiendish plan EVER!<br />
I shall catapult rice pudding at your house!<br />
Yours evily,<br />
Anti-???<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{mocking voice}'' Oh! That's the most fiendish plan EVER! Go ahead and catapult rice pudding at my ''{angry voice}'' NON-EXISTANT HOUSE! Seriously, why do people send me these emails? I mean, come on. We're nearing the end of a season and people have already forgotten that I'm still in W1K1. I know! I'll jump into email 61 and stop the overvoice from teleporting me here and everything will just what it would be!<br />
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''{A flash of white light, cut to Conchris' House, Conchris lands on the floor}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' OW! Those things are bad for you!<br />
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'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' Okay, this is just getting stupid...HEY READERS! I'M BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!<br />
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''{Cruroar walks in}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' This is too stupid...<br />
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''{Lightning strikes}''<br />
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'''VOICEOVER:''' WHO DARES BREAK THE FOURTH WALL MULTIPLE TIMES?!<br />
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'''CHRIONROAR:''' ''{whimpers}'' ''{points to Conchris}'' He did!<br />
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'''VOICEOVER:''' THEN YOU SHALL SUFFER THE WRATH OF SPENDING 30...<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' STOP!<br />
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'''VOICEOVER:''' Huh?<br />
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'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' Huh?<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' What?<br />
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'''CONROAR:''' Who? What? Where? How?<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Don't you see what you're getting yourself into?<br />
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'''VOICEOVER:''' No, because I like sending people to other places.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' No, you're digging a grave for yourself. A 10 feet grave.<br />
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'''VOICEOVER:''' I NEED NO GRAVE! I AM THE ALMIGHTY RULER OF EMAILS AND I WILL TELEPORT YOU AGAINST YOUR WILL! NOW GOOD DAY!<br />
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''{Everybody in the room gets teleported}''<br />
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''{Cut to a blank space}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh no, now I'm stuck with everybody...<br />
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'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' Hey! What is your name anyway?<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' M-My name? Umm....Cruriroar?<br />
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'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' Oh. Anyway, what is this place?<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' W1K1. You'll have an exciting adventure of chaos, misery and violence.<br />
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'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' Violence? That's against the Guidelines, NERD!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Don't you call me a nerd, it's like calling yourself a nerd!<br />
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{{thepaperconchris|wittyremark=too?}}<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
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== Author's Comment ==<br />
3/5 - I sort of liked it. It seems confusing to have two Conchris' in hand. Maybe I could let the Other one answer the email already answered and let Conchris answer his email as the Other one goes out somewhere.<br />
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