https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Con_email.exe%2F84Con email.exe/84 - Revision history2026-05-15T18:00:46ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Con_email.exe/84&diff=29724&oldid=prevStrong Sader: New page: == Summary == ''Conchris gets another email about his website, just plain stuff ensues.'' '''Cast in order of appearance:''' '''Page Title:''' ??? == Transcript == '''CONCHRIS:''' Almos...2008-08-07T15:23:13Z<p>New page: == Summary == ''Conchris gets another email about his website, just plain stuff ensues.'' '''Cast in order of appearance:''' '''Page Title:''' ??? == Transcript == '''CONCHRIS:''' Almos...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br />
''Conchris gets another email about his website, just plain stuff ensues.''<br />
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'''Cast in order of appearance:'''<br />
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'''Page Title:''' ???<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
'''CONCHRIS:''' Almost there, only 6 more to go...<br />
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<pre>Dear Conchris,<br />
YOU HAS NOT PAID FOR WEBSITE!<br />
Instead of making you pay for it,<br />
We're coming to burn your house down.<br />
Then we'll delete your website.<br />
THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO HOST IT ON FREEWEBS!!!<br />
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!<br />
Phantom Ganon,<br />
Chief Producer Of NearlyFreeWebsites.</pre><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Burn my house down? I'd rather take a month's vacation in Scalding Lake rather than do that.<br />
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''{Cut to Peasantry, Sir Conis walks away from his cottage, Trogdor comes on screen and burninates it, cut to a time card which says 1 month later, cut to the burninated cottage}''<br />
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'''CONIS:''' ''{off-screen}'' Where's my cottage? ''{comes on-screen}'' What the? What happened to my cottage? I know one dragon-man who could've done it... TRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!<br />
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''{Cut back to the talk page}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' So you see, it is unpossible ''[sic]'' to burn down my house HERE. But, you can burn down...my house there... OH MY GOSH!<br />
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''{Cut to Conchris' House, a Ninja jumps on-screen and burns the house, Homestar comes flying out, with his buzzer on fire}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Hmm... I think my buzzer's on fire... MY BUZZER'S ON FIRE! AHHHHH! ''{runs off-screen}''<br />
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''{Cut back to the talk page}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Great... Now what do I do?<br />
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''{Cut to Strong Bad's room}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I know what to do for... DELETED!!!<br />
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''{A missing plugin logo that is the same like Firefox's Missing Plugin appears on the Lappy's screen with an accompanying explosion}''<br />
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'''MAN'S VOICE:''' ''{overvoice, quick voice}'' Conchris doesn't know about the Lappy's deletion, so that will be a suitable replacement. This is not a bad excuse to increase lineage, please don't laugh at my bald spot.<br />
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''{Cut back to the talk page}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' I hate cutaways. Well, let's see if they have baleeted it yet.<br />
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''{Conchris types in www.Conchris.com, it comes up as a 404, everything becomes TGS-ish}''<br />
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'''OVERVOICE:''' 404'D!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' OW MY BROWSER!<br />
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''{Cut to a IT'S OVER screen}''<br />
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'''OVERVOICE:''' IT'S OVER!<br />
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''{Pan out from the IT'S OVER paper, Conchris is there}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Sheesh, that was an awful email ending.<br />
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'''OVERVOICE:''' Well, you need to host the thing on Freewebs.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' I know. ''{walks off mumbling}''<br />
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{{thepaperconchris|wittyremark=IT'S OVER!}}<br />
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== Author's Comment ==<br />
2<sup>1/2</sup>'D!/5 - I hate emails where the plot doesn't extend, I also gave this a low rating because it seems too stretched, I could do better.<br />
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{{Con_email}}</div>Strong Sader