https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Con_email.exe%2F83Con email.exe/83 - Revision history2026-05-15T18:49:46ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Con_email.exe/83&diff=29722&oldid=prevStrong Sader: New page: == Summary == ''Conchris answers more than one email'' '''Cast in order of appearance:''' '''Page Title:''' Email 83 == Transcript == === Email 1: Some Kinda Website === '''CONCHRIS:'''...2008-08-07T15:22:36Z<p>New page: == Summary == ''Conchris answers more than one email'' '''Cast in order of appearance:''' '''Page Title:''' Email 83 == Transcript == === Email 1: Some Kinda Website === '''CONCHRIS:'''...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br />
''Conchris answers more than one email''<br />
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'''Cast in order of appearance:'''<br />
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'''Page Title:''' Email 83<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
=== Email 1: Some Kinda Website ===<br />
'''CONCHRIS:''' Instead of doing one email, I think I should do TWO emails.<br />
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<pre>Dear Conchris,<br />
Your website is now fully functional.<br />
<font color=blue><u>Click here</u></font> to access it.<br />
Search for help in our FAQ.<br />
Yours truly,<br />
Dinoshaur of NearlyFreeWebsites</pre><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Now to answer this without any plot whatsoever. Maybe I should check this thing out.<br />
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<center><big><b>CONCHRIS.COM</b></big></center><br />
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This is your new webspace, we applied the normal template for you.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh yeah? Well, I will make some changes...<br />
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''{Cut to a Time Card, which says 5 minutes of broken HTML later}''<br />
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<center><big><b>CONCHRIS.COM</b></big></center><br /><br />
<small>It's dot net!</small><br />
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Helscome to my webspace! It's not done but I can lead you around:<br /><br />
[[Con_email.exe|E-mail]]<br /><br />
I told you it's not done.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, that's what I didn't expect but... yeah. What was Strong Bad's website advice?<br />
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''{Cut to Strong Bad's Computer Room}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' You need lots and lots of animated GIFS ''{pronounces it as Gifs}'' or GIFs ''{pronounces it as Jifs}''.<br />
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''{Cut back to wherever}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Animated GIFS! Of course!<br />
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''{Cut to another time card, which says "5 minutes of Failed Uploading later"}''<br />
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<center><big><b>CONCHRIS.COM</b></big></center><br /><br />
<small>It's dot net!</small><br />
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[[Image:HomestarD Conchris Shirt Color Changes.gif]]<br />
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Look at the shiny GIF! LOOK AT IT!!!1111<br />
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Helscome to my webpage! It's not done.<br /><br />
[[Con_email.exe|E-mail]]<br /><br />
<u><font color=blue>Host</font></u><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Perfect. Now I can burn people's eyes out with it!<br />
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''{Cut to The Cheat's computer room, The Cheat is on NearlyFreeWebsites, Conchris' Page}''<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH! ''{eyes start burning as in a flame coming up from them}''<br />
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''{Cut to Homestar's House, he is using Conchris' Lappy 600C for some reason}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' I don't feel anything. ''{pause}'' AHHHH! MY EYES! THEY BURN!<br />
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''{Cut back to wherever}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' I hope I've got some people's eyes burning. Anyway, onto the NEXT EMAIL!<br />
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=== Email 2: Ghost ===<br />
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<pre><br />
Dear Conchris,<br />
You killed me and now I'm coming back <br />
to haunt you!<br />
Conril's ghost<br />
</pre><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Haunt? Me? Ha! What a bunch of...<br />
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''{Conril's ghost appears}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' AH! ''{falls over}''<br />
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'''CONRIL:''' ''{in a posh accent}'' My work here is done.<br />
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''{Conril disappears, Forest comes on-screen}''<br />
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'''FOREST:''' What are you doing? Being an idiot as usual.<br />
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''{Crickets start chirping}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS' GHOST:''' What the? Why am I a ghost? Am I... ''{gulps}'' dead?<br />
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'''VOICEOVER:''' Not likely, it'll take a few emails to restore you, hope you like scaring because your first scare has just came in.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS' GHOST:''' Wait... How many emails?<br />
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'''VOICEOVER:''' You know... 3 emails.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS' GHOST:''' CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!<br />
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''{Cut to the talk page, Conchris is normal, he wakes up}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Phew! I thought I was going to be a ghost for 3 emails.<br />
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'''VOICEOVER:''' Eh... I'll knock you out for three emails instead. ''{Conchris falls over again}''<br />
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=== Part 3: The ending of Email 83 ===<br />
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'''FOREST:''' Guess I will be taking over.<br />
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'''VOICEOVER:''' OH NO YOU DON'T!<br />
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''{Forest falls down on the floor}''<br />
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'''VOICEOVER:''' Guess I'll let Chrionroar check emails for 3 emails.<br />
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'''CHRIONROAR:''' YAY!<br />
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{{thepaperconchris|wittyremark=I mean, Chrionroar.}}<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
=== Trivia ===<br />
*The website Conchris has created is now a real HTML document, [http://www.conchris.5gigs.com/conchris.html the link to it is here.] (Yeah, it uses 5Gigs Free Subdomain Hosting but who cares?)<br />
=== References ===<br />
*NearlyFreeWebsites is a reference to [http://www.freewebs.com FreeWebs], a free website hosting service.<br />
=== Remarks ===<br />
*Despite the 3 emails knockout, Conchris seems alive and well in those three emails, which contradicts what the voiceover said.<br />
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== Author's Comment ==<br />
4/5 - Better than my last one.<br />
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{{Con_email}}</div>Strong Sader