https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Con_email.exe%2F80Con email.exe/80 - Revision history2026-07-09T02:12:59ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Con_email.exe/80&diff=29719&oldid=prevStrong Sader: New page: == Summary == ''Conchris receives a new weapon, MONOBOOK!'' '''Cast in order of appearance:''' '''Page Title:''' Email 80 AKA We're catching up on you E-cool! == Transcript == '''CONCHR...2008-08-07T15:20:49Z<p>New page: == Summary == ''Conchris receives a new weapon, MONOBOOK!'' '''Cast in order of appearance:''' '''Page Title:''' Email 80 AKA We're catching up on you E-cool! == Transcript == '''CONCHR...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br />
''Conchris receives a new weapon, MONOBOOK!''<br />
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'''Cast in order of appearance:'''<br />
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'''Page Title:''' Email 80 AKA We're catching up on you E-cool!<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
'''CONCHRIS:''' Number 80! We're catching up!<br />
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<pre>Dear Conchris,<br />
We would like to give you<br />
a new weapon that can help<br />
you survive in W1K1.<br />
Come to the ally to get<br />
it.</pre><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' New weapon, eh, No-Name? Hmmm....<br />
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''{Cut to a dark ally}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:'''' Why do I even bother?<br />
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'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' So... Did you come here for the weapon?<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' YES!<br />
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'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' Okay. Here you go. ''{brings out a diamond}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' That's it?<br />
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'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' That is it, it's called a Monobook, it can store CSS and JS.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' I'll take it.<br />
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'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' Okay.<br />
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''{Conchris snatches the diamond out of the Shadowy Figure's hand and runs off}''<br />
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''{Cut to a <s>MAD SCIENTIST'S</s> Lab}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' It's mine... Mine.... My precious.... ''{voice starts getting creepier}'' My precious.... MY PRECIOUS!<br />
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''{Forest comes in from right side of the screen}''<br />
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'''FOREST:''' What are you doing? Doing your moron dance?<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' MY PRECIOUS! ''{punches Forest, Forest falls over}''<br />
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''{Homestar comes in from the right side}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Conchris? You look funny.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' STAY AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS! ''{punches Homestar}''<br />
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''{Pom Pom bounces in}''<br />
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'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' MINE! ''{punches Pom Pom}''<br />
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''{Forest gets up}''<br />
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'''FOREST:''' This is getting ridiculous...<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ALL MINE. HE HE HE HA HA HA HA HA HA!<br />
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'''FOREST:''' That's it, I'm going to resort to violence.<br />
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''{Forest takes out a knife and goes off-screen, cut to a blank screen with words that say "We're sorry but your compy can't handle this much blood, if we let you view it then your compy will crash", then the screams starts looping quickly and an error appears, zoom out to see Strong Bad}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww man! I was getting to the good part!<br />
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{{thepaperconchris|wittyremark=20X6!}}<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' The paper? What are you doing here?<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
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== Author's Comment ==<br />
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{{Con_email}}</div>Strong Sader