https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Con_email.exe%2F77Con email.exe/77 - Revision history2026-05-15T21:47:53ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Con_email.exe/77&diff=29705&oldid=prevStrong Sader: New page: == Summary == ''Death and Anti-??? is planning a final assault. Cruroar has other plans...'' '''Cast in order of appearance:''' '''Page Title:''' Email 77 AKA Final Attack AKA I don't ca...2008-08-07T15:19:12Z<p>New page: == Summary == ''Death and Anti-??? is planning a final assault. Cruroar has other plans...'' '''Cast in order of appearance:''' '''Page Title:''' Email 77 AKA Final Attack AKA I don't ca...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br />
''Death and Anti-??? is planning a final assault. Cruroar has other plans...''<br />
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'''Cast in order of appearance:'''<br />
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'''Page Title:''' Email 77 AKA Final Attack AKA I don't care<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
'''CONCHRIS:''' I'm glad that's over. Now let's see...<br />
<br />
<pre>Dear Conchris,<br />
If it's OK, can I meet you in the demonic<br />
ally down the page, I have important news.<br />
Death is desperate, he's joining <br />
forces with Anti-??? for a final attack on<br />
us. Meet me in the ally for more info.<br />
Strong Sader<br />
</pre><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, I will!<br />
<br />
''{Cut to a time card which says "Many moments later"}''<br />
<br />
''{Cut to a dark ally, the walls are non-descript, the side of the wall was spray-painted with "N**** STOLE MY COW!"}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' What the?<br />
<br />
''{Conchris walks up to remove it, it disappears and the edit floats up into the sky, into "history"}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' I'm glad that was removed.<br />
<br />
''{A shadowy figure emerges from the wall}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' EEP! Who are you?<br />
<br />
'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' Are you seeking for some info on Death and Anti-Something?<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Erm... Yes... Umm...<br />
<br />
''{Cut to another time card, it says 5 minutes later}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh, so that's why they teamed up!<br />
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'''SHADOWY FIGURE:''' Yes, now go before they do any damage!<br />
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''{Conchris starts running away from the figure, cut to Cruroar's ship}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' That stupid moron... I'll destroy him in the best way possible!<br />
<br />
''{Cruroar picks up a Laser Gun, he fires it at a piece of paper, as it is blasted, it disintergrates}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA!<br />
<br />
''{Gilbert walks on-screen}''<br />
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'''GILBERT:''' Meh menna meh? (Why are you evil?)<br />
<br />
''{Cruroar zaps Gilbert with the laser}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' HA HA HA!<br />
<br />
''{Camera cuts to Gilbert, who is now a piece of ash lying on the ground with eyes}''<br />
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'''GILBERT:''' Meh meh mneh meh... (At least I'll come back next email...)<br />
<br />
''{Cut to a place, it looks like a street, Conchris is walking along}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' What did he mean?<br />
<br />
'''VOICE:''' Your doom, perhaps?<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' DOOM?!<br />
<br />
''{Judge Pwnzor, Anti-??? and Death comes out of the shadows}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Wait... Judge Pwnzor? What are doing here?<br />
<br />
'''JUDGE PWNZOR:''' OH MY GOSHZORS! IS THAT A COOKAY?!<br />
<br />
'''CONCHRIS:''' No.<br />
<br />
'''JUDGE PWNZOR:''' I HADE ENOFF! I NED SOME COOKAYS!<br />
<br />
''{Judge Pwnzor runs off, screaming about cookies, Conchris makes a confused expression}''<br />
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'''DEATH:''' Why did you hire him?<br />
<br />
'''ANTI-???:''' Umm... I didn't hire him, he forced me at banana-point to hire him.<br />
<br />
'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{looking very confused}'' What?<br />
<br />
'''ANTI-???:''' Let's fight then...<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' ''{offscreen}'' STOP!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Huh?<br />
<br />
''{Camera cuts to Cruroar, whom is holding the ray from earlier}''<br />
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'''CRUROAR:''' This guy is mine to kill. You stay out this!<br />
<br />
'''ANTI-???:''' More like, YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!<br />
<br />
'''CRUROAR:''' NO...YOU!<br />
<br />
'''ANTI-???:''' NO YOU!<br />
<br />
'''CRUROAR:''' NO YOU!<br />
<br />
''{Constant arguing is heard in the background, cut to Conchris, who is looking very confused}''<br />
<br />
'''CONCHRIS:''' I think all of my brain cells melted...<br />
<br />
''{Camera pans to Death, who is also wearing a confused expression}''<br />
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'''DEATH:''' What you say?<br />
<br />
'''CONCHRIS:''' Forget this. I'll save the fight for email 80!<br />
<br />
''{Conchris walks off, Camera cuts to Conchris with Death behind him}''<br />
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'''DEATH:''' WAIT! Don't go! Please!<br />
<br />
''{Cut to the User Page}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' And that's how everything turned out fine.<br />
<br />
''{Camera pan over to Homestar, who is wearing a tired expression}''<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR:''' Ugh...Conchris....That...Story...Was....Stupid...<br />
<br />
'''CONCHRIS:''' NO IT'S NOT!<br />
<br />
'''HOMESTAR:''' Then...why....did....you.... ''{head slams on the table, snoring is heard}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Well that sucks...<br />
<br />
''{Cut to a typical credits ending}''<br />
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{{thepaperconchris|wittyremark=20X6!}}<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
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== Author's Comment ==<br />
3/5 - Eh... I made better.<br />
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{{Con_email}}</div>Strong Sader