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<p>New page: == Summary == &#039;&#039;Blah blah blah&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;Cast in order of appearance:&#039;&#039;&#039; Conchris, Homestar, Streath Dead, Forest: Ultima, Forest == Transcript == &#039;&#039;&#039;CONCHRIS:&#039;&#039;&#039; There is no need for an emai...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> ''Blah blah blah''<br /> <br /> '''Cast in order of appearance:''' Conchris, Homestar, Streath Dead, Forest: Ultima, Forest<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' There is no need for an email song..<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;Dear Conchris,<br /> I have escaped from Death with no thanks<br /> to you, and replaced my leg with a cool<br /> Greggo leg.<br /> Me and Limoman are launching an escape attempt,<br /> join if you want.<br /> Strong Sader <br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Anymore info?<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;Dear Conchris<br /> We haven't actually done the escape plan yet but<br /> at the moment we've knocked out 8 badguys<br /> and killed 3 (now was that really neccasary)<br /> but Death well that will be hard remember when<br /> you do get the gun shoot your User Page last<br /> plus we'll all end up FCUSA even though I'm<br /> in there as we speak (Death's lair is there)<br /> every single user we'll all turn to stone get<br /> sucked up onto this wall and when we get to FCUSA <br /> we'll still have our powers but life's gonna be a<br /> bit normal. Oh and Death destroyed your house and it'll take<br /> the whole of the next plot to finish it. So you can live with<br /> me it'll be fun. <br /> Coming soon,<br /> Limoman<br /> P.S. Strong Sader says hi!&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Life's going to be a bit normal? People's lives are at steak?<br /> <br /> ''{Forest pops up from the right side of the screen}''<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' ''{quickly}'' Badpunalert. ''{goes off-screen}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I should really do something about it... Ever since Forest has become human, H*R 700's one year warranty has worn off. So now I can't replace Forest. Wait... ''{doubletakes}'' Where did Forest go?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Your mo- ''{edit}'' robot went.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Enough with the Your mo- ''{edit}'' pie jokes...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a hidden lair after a Lemon Transition Scene}''<br /> <br /> '''STREATH DEAD:''' Perfect! With Forest's hate and this Ultima ray, I can make the ultimate killer robot EVER! HA HA HA HA HA HA! That was one HA too many...<br /> <br /> ''{Mini-Death comes in}''<br /> <br /> '''MINI-DEATH:''' We have ordered the death ray, just like you wanted.<br /> <br /> '''STREATH DEAD:''' Perfect....<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to W1K1}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Ah well, I hated Forest anyway.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah but, did you know there was no girls in about 99% of every boy's WUEs?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Blurting out random Fun Facts eh?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' It's true! Fake Character Girls in WUEs are rare in boy WUEs!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' That's un-true. Either that or the author wanted to put in a fake character girl.<br /> <br /> '''VOICEOVER:''' DON'T INSULT THE AUTHOR AND HIS MOVES! HIS MOVES PERFECTLY CHECK MATE THE LESSER EMAIL SHOWS!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Yeah right, what happens to me now? ''{gets picked up by an inivisble force and starts choking, his face turns blue during the conversation}''<br /> <br /> '''VOICEOVER:''' DON'T YOU DARE INSULT HIM!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{choking}'' No. ''{the pull on the force gets larger and he starts choking and struggling}''<br /> <br /> '''VOICEOVER:''' DON'T SAY NO TO ME! I AM THE ALMIGHTY G-''{edit, man's voice}'' Master. ''{normal voice}'' OF THE WUES!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{blue face, choking}'' Okay... ''{the pull on the force gets smaller and Conchris drops to the ground, his face turns normal}''<br /> <br /> '''VOICEOVER:''' Good, don't insult him next time, K?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Ok...<br /> <br /> ''{A smash is heard, a shadow towers over Conchris}''<br /> <br /> '''FOREST: ULTIMA:''' Prepare to get crushed!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' OH CRAP! I didn't make the robot to do that! ''{dodges the foot}''<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris is running away from Forest: Ultima}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{pressing some buttons on the computer}'' Must....Send....for...reinforcements....<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Conraver's Room in his Conraver's Hideout Playset}''<br /> <br /> '''CONRAVER:''' Alright, time to get on my blog!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris appears on the screen}''<br /> <br /> '''CONRAVER:''' OH EM GEE!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' It's okay! Cool! I'm in on a desktop!<br /> <br /> ''{Forest: Ultima flies down from the top of the desktop}''<br /> <br /> '''FOREST: ULTIMA:''' Which will be your last trip! ''{attempts to stomp Conchris but smashes a hole in the desktop}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Conraver! Help! Change the background or something!<br /> <br /> '''CONRAVER:''' I'm on it!<br /> <br /> ''{The Background of the Desktop turns into water, Forest: Ultima is drowning}''<br /> <br /> '''FOREST: ULTIMA:''' Noo! I can't survive in... ''{goes underwater, bubbles submerge onto the surface}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I thought robots blow up when in water!<br /> <br /> '''FOREST: ULTIMA:''' Glub...<br /> <br /> ''{Sad music starts playing}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Great, I killed a robot of my creation... I feel bad now...<br /> <br /> '''CONRAVER:''' You should be, she might be a useful plot tool later.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Wow, I can't wait.<br /> <br /> '''CONRAVER:''' Well, I'm changing the background back to the XP default. ''{The background changes back to &quot;Meadow&quot;, Forest is lying there}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' I'll fix this robot up... ''{grabs Forest and walks off}''<br /> <br /> '''CONRAVER:''' ...What a happy ending!<br /> <br /> ''{The Paper comes down}''<br /> <br /> {{Con_email}}</div>

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