https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Con_email.exe%2F71Con email.exe/71 - Revision history2026-06-19T13:44:30ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Con_email.exe/71&diff=29697&oldid=prevStrong Sader: New page: == Summary == ''Conchris gets out of j41l, Forest gets his/her wish, Anti-??? strikes again'' '''Cast:''' Conchris, Forest, Some Science Guy, Anti-???, Homestar, Death == Transcript == '...2008-08-07T15:14:15Z<p>New page: == Summary == ''Conchris gets out of j41l, Forest gets his/her wish, Anti-??? strikes again'' '''Cast:''' Conchris, Forest, Some Science Guy, Anti-???, Homestar, Death == Transcript == '...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br />
''Conchris gets out of j41l, Forest gets his/her wish, Anti-??? strikes again''<br />
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'''Cast:''' Conchris, Forest, Some Science Guy, Anti-???, Homestar, Death<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
'''CONCHRIS:''' How long did I stay here?<br />
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'''LAPPY 600C:''' Greetings, Conchris, you have 3 new emails.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' That's rare. Rare like the shiny Pokemon!<br />
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<pre>Dear Conchris<br />
The gun should be ready by now.<br />
Also, Death has tracked me down and is now eating my leg.<br />
HELP!!! <br />
Strong Sader<br />
</pre><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Yay! ''{Conchris aims the gun at the ground and fires it, a portal appears}'' Shweet! Let's get out of here!<br />
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'''LAPPY 600C:''' Can I come too?<br />
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''{Cut to Boss' Room}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a evil voice}'' Yes....<br />
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''{Cut back to the portal}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' No. Besides, what else should we do? Where is Forest?<br />
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''{Cut to a <s>Mad Scientist's</s> Lab}''<br />
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'''SOME SCIENCE GUY:''' Perfect... my experiment is nearly complete! This will be the first robot human ever! ''{inserts something it says "Fe<rest cut off>", a ding noise is heard}'' Ooh! That must be my nerd food! ''{leaves}''<br />
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''{A chip slides into Forest, it says "Hate"}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' DUN DUN DUN!<br />
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''{Cut back to the portal}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Forget it, let's go!<br />
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''{Conchris and Lappy 600C jump in, soon followed by Strong Bad and his minions}''<br />
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''{A flash of light englufs the screen, cut to W1K1 Main Page}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Where are we?<br />
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'''LAPPY 600C:''' W1K1, welcome to W1K1.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Shut up. I know we're in W1K1.<br />
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'''LAPPY 600C:''' Yeesh...<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Now if you excuse me...<br />
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''{Conchris starts walking towards the building, Anti-??? appears in front of him}''<br />
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'''ANTI-???:''' STAB! ''{barely stabs Conchris}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' That didn't hurt...<br />
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'''ANTI-???:''' Erm.... GUEST APPEARANCE!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Nope.<br />
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'''ANTI-???:''' Uhh... Help?<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' I can't believe bad guys are cliche.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Go back to your hideout, LOSER!<br />
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'''ANTI-???:''' Oh! How original!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' What?<br />
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'''ANTI-???:''' Kidding! Go away! ''{disappears}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, it wouldn't get as stupid as that...<br />
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'''DEATH:''' ''{jumps in}'' Hello, enemies.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' I can't believe I have more than one enemy.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' And the season is falling apart!<br />
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''{Everything turns sprite-ish}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, we can't win, Death is invincible, but... How?<br />
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'''DEATH:''' ''{talking, suprisingly, he has no sprite}'' Shut up and DIE! ''{shoots a laser ball}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' This is annoying....<br />
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'''DEATH:''' Sure. ''{shoots a net laser ball}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' I'm not going back into a jail cell again! ''{dodges it and fires a thumbed image at Death}''<br />
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'''DEATH:''' Is that going to hurt? No way.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' But I know all bad guy's weaknesses.<br />
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'''DEATH:''' I have no weakness, I am invincible!<br />
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''{Conchris runs into Evil Characters and destroys the section saying "Death"}''<br />
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'''DEATH:''' ''{disappearing, part of his body is displayed in Wiki Code}'' GAH! You idiot... You'll never free Limoman and Stupid Granny...<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh yeah? Time for a generic Mario-style swinging. ''{Conchris runs up to Death and grabs his arm and then he starts swinging, after a while, he lets go}'' So long Death!<br />
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'''DEATH:''' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo. ''{disappears into the air}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' He'll be back, I just know it...<br />
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''{The New Messages Box comes down}''<br />
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{{Con_email}}</div>Strong Sader