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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br />
''Info.''<br />
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'''Cast:''' Conchris, Homestar, Strong Bad, Forest, Some Science Guy, Stupid Granny, Smart Granny/Stupid Granny<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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''{Conchris re-spawns in and lands on the floor outside the jail cell}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, at least I am out now. Hey, Lappy 600C! How many emails?<br />
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'''LAPPY 600C:''' I never get tired of this, Good Morning, Conchris, you have 2 new emails.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Why does every email I'm in, I always have TWO emails?<br />
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'''LAPPY 600C:''' Not a clue.<br />
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<pre>Dear Con man<br />
Hello you idi<br />
Don't worry about that<br />
that was Stupid Granny<br />
who is annoying she is in <br />
Deaths prison base with me<br />
so we're both in jail but mine's<br />
a prison which is the same.<br />
Anydangway she is being so annoying<br />
here please if you know anything that<br />
could possibly turn her into<br />
Smart Granny who is awexome<br />
I will give you the gun when I escape<br />
~Limoman</pre><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' I'm guessing that you are the same guy who fought Death in escape? I was right.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Where is Stupid Granny?<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a dark voice}'' YOUR DOOM! ''{proceeds to stab Homestar, Homestar dodges and starts running}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{Conchris is typing as Homestar is running across the background with Strong Bad chasing him}'' I'll find a way... Some way...<br />
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''{Cut out}''<br />
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'''FOREST:''' And I will become human, no matter what you say.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{monotone voice, pupils disappear}'' I will obey my master.<br />
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'''FOREST:''' Good, now get me a danish.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' I will do it for my master...<br />
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''{Conchris walks off in a Zombie-Styled walking, Homestar runs in}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{breathless, huffing and puffing between each word he says}'' Forest! You gotta help me!<br />
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'''FOREST:''' I do not take orders from a no-armed whitey.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{eyes disappear}'' I will obey my master.<br />
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''{Conchris walks in with Asparagus}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{In a monotone with blank pupils}'' I can't find any danish, so I stole an Aparagus from a Neopet Staff's Asparagus stash.<br />
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'''FOREST:''' I DO NOT WANT AN ASPARAGUS FROM CRAPPOPETS!!!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay... ''{pupils re-appear}'' Where am I?<br />
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''{Some Scientist Guy comes in and takes Forest}''<br />
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'''SOME SCENTIST GUY:''' You'll be great for my experiment!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' This episode or email is getting more and more stupid.<br />
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''{Cut to a screen, Stupid Granny is in front of it}''<br />
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'''STUPID GRANNY:''' HA HA HA! These guys are idiots! HA HA HA! ''{poof}''<br />
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'''SMART GRANNY:''' Did a poof make me smart and allow me to fly? Generic Granny Joke away! ''{flies around the jail cell}''<br />
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''{The paper comes down and covers the screen, Smart Granny tears through it}''<br />
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{{Con_email}}</div>Strong Sader