https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Con_email.exe%2F69Con email.exe/69 - Revision history2026-07-09T02:13:00ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Con_email.exe/69&diff=29686&oldid=prevStrong Sader: New page: == Summary == ''Blah blah blah.'' '''Cast:''' Conchris == Transcript == '''CONCHRIS:''' Still stuck here? I sure hope this gun works soon... '''LAPPY 600C:''' Greetings, Conchris, you ...2008-08-07T15:12:49Z<p>New page: == Summary == ''Blah blah blah.'' '''Cast:''' Conchris == Transcript == '''CONCHRIS:''' Still stuck here? I sure hope this gun works soon... '''LAPPY 600C:''' Greetings, Conchris, you ...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br />
''Blah blah blah.''<br />
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'''Cast:''' Conchris<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Still stuck here? I sure hope this gun works soon...<br />
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'''LAPPY 600C:''' Greetings, Conchris, you have 2 new emails.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay.<br />
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<pre> Dear Conchris,<br />
I created this flash animation <br />
what do you think of it.<br />
My middle name is crapperson,<br />
asdfghjkl<br />
Attachment: The_coolest_flash_anamation_ever.exe</pre><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{reads asdf as "Action Squad Defense Force" and reads ghjkl as "Utter Gibberish that even an idiot can type"}'' Anamation? You mean animation. Lappy 600C, search for viruses.<br />
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'''LAPPY 600C:''' Searching... done. File is 1TB and no viruses found.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ONE TETRABYTE?! Oh my gosh.<br />
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'''LAPPY 600C:''' Kidding, its 4 Megabytes.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Download it.<br />
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'''LAPPY 600C:''' Right. ''{starts downloading}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' This will take forever....<br />
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''{Cut to the Boss' Office, Homestar is dangling above lava}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Red eyes, in an evil voice}'' So, Homestar. Are you prepared to die?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Umm...<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' TOO LATE! Now, we wait for the gun of his to charge and when he blasts a portal, and jumps into it, follow him.<br />
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'''SOLDIER:''' Yes sir.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Excellent...<br />
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''{Cut back to the jail cell}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Is it done yet?<br />
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'''LAPPY 600C:''' Yes.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Play it with Stick Figure Filter on.<br />
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'''LAPPY 600C:''' Okay.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' I know how people are at first in Flash.<br />
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''{A troll bursts out of the Lappy 600C}''<br />
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'''TROLL:''' I AM FREE AGAIN TO WRECK HAVOC ON THE WIKI USER EMAIL SHOWS!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{in a monotone}'' Please don't hurt me, I'm a user...<br />
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'''TROLL:''' User, eh? You won't last very ''{puts club over head}'' LONG!!! ''{smashes it down to the ground}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Wait, OH NO! The Transcription Standardiser! If you destroy it, the transcript will go rule-breaky.<br />
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'''TROLL:''' No? Well, how about if I do... ''{picks up a club with spikes on top}'' THIS!!!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' OH GOSH NO! NOT VIOLENCE!<br />
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'''TROLL:''' Yes, violence and blood. BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD!!!! ''{starts swinging}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{thinking whilst dodging}'' If I over-reference, the Wikiverses will explode again and I can re-spawn next email. And create a plot hole. It's worth a chance. ''{talking}'' Erm... Jibney!<br />
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'''TROLL:''' Do you really think that will stop m- OOF! ''{gets pushed back by a cow}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Cow punching. Erm...Think...<br />
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'''TROLL:''' Stop throwing references at me!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Evil De-''{edit}'' Corrupter!<br />
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'''TROLL:''' OW MY BRAIN!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{reading "Rumors that may be true"}'' Rainer ''{Pronnounces it as Rain-er}'' is a 60 year-old left handed man called Karl.<br />
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'''TROLL:''' IT'S MAKING MY BRAIN EXPLODE!!!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Forest, go for it.<br />
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'''FOREST:''' ''{pops on-screen}'' Pikachu, I choose you!<br />
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'''TROLL:''' Uggghhh.... ''{explodes, cut to the Wikiverses map, it explodes}''<br />
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''{Cut to Wikiverse Space}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{thinking}'' We did it!<br />
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'''FOREST:''' I am so going to kill you if I had arms.<br />
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''{The Paper comes down}''<br />
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{{Con_email}}</div>Strong Sader