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<p>New page: == Summary == &#039;&#039;In the dark vacume of Wikiverses, Conchris gets an email and everything becomes crazy again.&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;Cast:&#039;&#039;&#039; Conchris == Transcript == &#039;&#039;&#039;CONCHRIS:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;{thinking}&#039;&#039; Ugh.....</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> ''In the dark vacume of Wikiverses, Conchris gets an email and everything becomes crazy again.''<br /> <br /> '''Cast:''' Conchris<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{thinking}'' Ugh...Where am I? Am I in the deep, dark Wikiverse space?! I wonder why I'm floating. I have no idea why.<br /> <br /> ''{Lappy 600C floats in}''<br /> <br /> '''LAPPY 600C:''' Hello, Conchris, you have 3 new emails.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{thinking}'' Ugh, great, an Alpha-Stan Wanna-be.<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;Dear Conchris,<br /> I am emailing you to inform you <br /> that you have been offically declared cool by me<br /> Darksideoftheschwartz&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> '''LAPPY 600C:''' Do you want me to activate thinking-to-word.exe?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{thinking}'' Okay.<br /> <br /> '''LAPPY 600C:''' I've activated it. Just don't think of the... wait... Who was it again? You knew what happened last email.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{thinking}'' As if anybody reads the last email...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to some guy's room}''<br /> <br /> '''SOME GUY:''' I'm glad to have a line of dialouge.<br /> <br /> '''SOME OTHER GUY:''' ''{pops in}'' Hi! My name is Some Other Guy and this is my one line of dialouge!<br /> <br /> '''SOME GUY:''' Go away, this email is getting better.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Lappy 600C}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{thinking}'' Me? Cool? Why would you email me if you consider me cool? I WAS in Wikiverse W1K1, you know. I can check Recent Changes.<br /> <br /> '''LAPPY 600C:''' Good jorb on punching a cow.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' ''{thinking, looking freaked out and deformed}'' PUNCH A COW?!<br /> <br /> '''LAPPY 600C:''' Yes, I AM an Alpha Wanna-Be.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' ''{floating across screen}'' It's truuuuuueeeee......<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Don't tell me this will be short!<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' ''{floating across screen}'' If I ever become human, remind me to kick you.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Hey, I can talk!<br /> <br /> '''LAPPY 600C:''' And you can walk!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Duh...<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' ''{floating across screen}'' Talking in space is 500 dollas!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Ugh. Just end this email before...<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' One more reference and then BOOM!<br /> <br /> ''{The space turns into W1K1 background}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Back? Yippee! Now I can...<br /> <br /> '''ANTI-???:''' How are you gentlemen?<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Well, I get signal. Who are you?<br /> <br /> '''ANTI-???:''' I am the last person you will ever see in this life! ''{charges in with a knife in hand}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' OH CRUD! Violence knife!<br /> <br /> '''NARRATOR:''' WIMP'D!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS SUB:''' ''{In a monotone}'' Oh no! He's gonna stab me with a knife!<br /> <br /> '''ANTI-??? SUB:''' ''{In a monotone}'' Yes, with this butter knife...<br /> <br /> ''{The Conchris sub side-steps and the Anti-??? sub falls over, the subs change back to Conchris and Anti-???}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' What the crud was that?<br /> <br /> '''ANTI-???:''' YOUR DOOM! ''{prepares to slice the knife}''<br /> <br /> ''{As Anti-??? tries to slice Conchris, Forest gets in the way}''<br /> <br /> '''FOREST:''' Nooooooooooooooooooooooo... ''{head gets chopped off}'' oooooooooo..... ''{talking gets slower like a tape recorder slowing}'' ooooooo.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' FOREST!<br /> <br /> '''ANTI-???:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Forest!<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Why did you have to go and shut down Forest! YOU MONSTER!<br /> <br /> '''ANTI-???:''' Thanks, I've been practising.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Not funny. ICE!<br /> <br /> ''{Conchris points his finger at Anti-???, a ray of ice comes out and hits Anti-??? freezing him into a ice cube}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Don't mess with the Wikiverse Master. Wait? Since when did I become a Wikiverse Master all of a sudden?<br /> <br /> ''{Information Guy comes in}''<br /> <br /> '''INFORMATION GUY:''' Because you coined the word &quot;Wikiverse&quot;.<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Did I? I dunno...<br /> <br /> ''{The paper comes down}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Since when did The Paper have a mind of its own?<br /> <br /> ''{The paper covers the screen}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCHRIS:''' Good days... Good days...<br /> <br /> == Changes ==<br /> *The email was changed to reflect &quot;Bonus Stages and the new Car killed Bonus Stage&quot; fiasco.<br /> <br /> {{Con_email}}</div>

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