https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Con_email.exe%2F66Con email.exe/66 - Revision history2026-04-09T09:25:53ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Con_email.exe/66&diff=29680&oldid=prevStrong Sader: New page: == Summary == ''Look, the description is on vacation.'' '''Cast in order of appearance:''' Conchris == Transcript == '''CONCHRIS:''' Insert a generic email song here. <blockquote class...2008-08-07T15:10:24Z<p>New page: == Summary == ''Look, the description is on vacation.'' '''Cast in order of appearance:''' Conchris == Transcript == '''CONCHRIS:''' Insert a generic email song here. <blockquote class...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br />
''Look, the description is on vacation.''<br />
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'''Cast in order of appearance:''' Conchris<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Insert a generic email song here.<br />
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<blockquote class=wiki><pre>Dear Conchris,<br />
The shadowy figure Hologram I invented! It's gone haywire!<br />
It's calling it's self death and is kidnapping innosent<br />
wiki users!<br />
Meet me at my user page and we'll work out a way to destroy it.<br />
Strong Sader<br />
</pre></blockquote><br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' It's kidnapping innocent wiki users? I am on my way! ''{leaves, the response is not saved}''<br />
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''{Anti-??? breaks in}''<br />
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'''ANTI-???:''' Ha ha ha. This is too easy, get Conchris blocked indefinite and he will never check EMAILS EVER! ''{types in '(Bleeped out due to fanstuff guidelines) you, you (bleeping) (bleeper)' and presses Save Page}'' This is way too easy! ''{faces viewers}'' You all know that Sysops block people indefinite! HA HA HA! ''{vanishes}''<br />
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''{Cut to the Wiki Roads}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' FOREST?! What are you doing here?<br />
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'''FOREST:''' Can't you see I am busy?<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' You have just used a contraction! RUN! IT'S THE COWCOPALYSPE!!! ''{runs off}''<br />
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'''FOREST:''' Cowwhat?<br />
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''{Cows starts falling from the sky}''<br />
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'''FOREST:''' Typical...<br />
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''{Cut to Conchris, who is walking along the Wiki Roads}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' You know, this is getting stupid. Why do I have to stay here for 30 emails, I do not know, it is more of a episode than an email.<br />
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'''VOICEOVER:''' SHUT IT UP YOU!!!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh, bran muffins.<br />
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'''VOICEOVER:''' WOULD JUST SHUT UP!!!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' No.<br />
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'''VOICEOVER:''' YES, OR ELSE!!!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Or else what? Throw cows at me?<br />
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'''VOICEOVER:''' Erm... YES!<br />
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''{Cows are flung at Conchris, Conchris gets knocked back by one of the cows and smashes into "OCE 1-Up"}''<br />
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'''EVERYONE IN THE BUILDING:''' ''{gasps}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{moves the cow off of him}'' Ow... Sorry people! ''{The crowd starts booing}'' OH SHUT UP! ''{runs off}''<br />
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''{Cut back to Wiki Roads}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Anymore randomn stuff and I'm going to complain...<br />
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'''VOICEOVER:''' CONCHRIS!!!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' WHAT NOW?!<br />
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'''VOICEOVER:''' YOU ARE BEING SENT TO ANOTHER WIKIVERSE IN 5 SECONDS!!!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' What Wikiverse?<br />
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'''VOICEOVER:''' J41L.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' J41L? That means... ''{gulps}''<br />
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'''VOICEOVER:''' HAVE A NICE TIME IN JAIL! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! ''{cough}''<br />
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'''FOREST:''' ''{walks onscreen}'' Typical.<br />
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'''VOICEOVER:''' IS THAT ALL YOU SAY?!<br />
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'''FOREST:''' Typical.<br />
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<big><big><b>MEANWHILE IN J41L!!!</b></big></big><br />
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''{Conchris teleports in}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Ugh, great. Something random. I'm so going to complain to the Wiki User Email Masters but they declined my request to delete all the email shows in existance...Wait! I didn't do it! Think...THINK...<br />
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''{Cut to inside Conchris' Mind}''<br />
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''{Blank space, creepy music plays for 5 seconds}''<br />
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''{Cut back to Conchris}''<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Wah? This is too random.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' You said it!<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' HOMESTAR?! What are you doing here?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' There was a convienant plot hole I went through.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' Convienant eh? WELL CONVIENANT THIS! ''{Punches a Cow at Homestar}''<br />
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''{Reference Dude comes on-screen}''<br />
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'''REFERENCE DUDE:''' Oh, mighty master of the Wikiverses. Our Wikiverse V3.1 isn't going to handle this much references.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' You're right. One more reference and someone's brain would explode, causing the Wikiverses to collapse...<br />
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'''FOREST:''' Jibney.<br />
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'''CONCHRIS:''' NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo....<br />
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''{The whole screen breaks, the pieces fall like glass, the paper comes down}''<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
== References ==<br />
*The email was changed to reflect "Bonus Stages and the new Car killed Bonus Stage" fiasco. This email WAS referencing the Baconman song from Bonus Stage.<br />
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{{Con_email}}</div>Strong Sader