Strong Sader: First one I'm helping with

2008-08-07T15:06:34Z

First one I'm helping with

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== Summary ==
'''Email 1 of [[Con_email.exe/Plots/W1K1|Wikiverse W1K1]]'''

English Desc: ''Conchris and Co. gets transported to W1K1''

Engrish Desc: ''''

'''CAST:''' [[Con_email.exe/Main/Conchris|Conchris]], [[Con_email.exe/Main/Conroar|Chrionroar]], [[Con_email.exe/Main/Cruroar|Cruroar]], [[HRWIKI:Homestar Runner|Homestar Runner]]

== Transcript ==
'''CONCHRIS:''' How many emails were there?

<blockquote class=email><div>subject:house</div>
Dear Conchris,<br />
Some moron blew up our house.<br />
Please help us,<br />
Strong Sader and Gilbert.
</blockquote>

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{in a mocking voice}'' Oh! What's next? Somebody blows up Homestar's and the others?

<blockquote class=email><div>subject:NONE</div>
Dear Mr. Chris,<br />
We are sorry to inform you that due to<br />
budget cuts we have to blow up Homestar's,<br />
as well as several other character houses.<br />
Sorry for the inconvenience,<br />
Your producer~<br />
</blockquote>

'''CONCHRIS:''' A NO NAME BRAND EMAIL?! Who wants to blow up Homestar's and several other characters' houses? This sounds bad... OH! I've got an idea but... that will make it a 10 lined email and That Guy Named Several People will complain! Oh no...

'''CHRIONROAR:''' ''{crashes through a ceiling}'' OH MY GOSH! Did you just break the Fourth Wall?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Fourth what?

'''CHRIONROAR:''' FOURTH WALL, YOU IDIOT!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Since when did you get less insane?

'''CHRIONROAR:''' Ever since the Author re-named me!

'''CONCHRIS:''' AH HA! You've broken the fourth wall!

'''CHRIONROAR:''' Aye, but I'm created to do fourth wall breaks.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, this is just getting stupid... HEY READERS! I'M BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!

''{Cruroar walks in}''

'''CRUROAR:''' This is too stupid...

''{Lightning strikes}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' WHO DARES BREAK THE FOURTH WALL MULTIPLE TIMES?!

'''CHRIONROAR:''' ''{whimpers} {points to Conchris}'' He did!

'''VOICEOVER:''' THEN YOU SHALL SUFFER THE WRATH OF SPENDING 30-

'''CONCHRIS:''' -29, this is the first.

'''VOICEOVER:''' 29 EMAILS IN... THE WIKI!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Wiki? Is that where all Wiki Users are?

'''VOICEOVER:''' Yeah, now... ''{zaps Conchris, Cruroar and Chrionroar and they disappear}'' MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

''{Fade to black, Homestar walks on screen}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Woah! Is this a place of darkness?

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{off-screen}'' Somehow, somebody forgot to turn on the light... ''{the light turns on, it looks like the Main Page of the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki}'' What the crud?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah, what the cwap!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Yeah... What's next?

<blockquote class=wiki>OMG! THIS PWNZORS EVERY1!!!1111111??????>><IKL<</blockquote>

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{bumps into a ?}'' OW! That hurts! Who is doing that?

<blockquote class=wiki>MOI!</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR:''' Moi? What the cwap?

'''CONCHRIS:''' This is getting too stupid. I have a feeling that a Wiki User or troll is operating the "Edit Tank". Nobody is inside the "History Airplane" and nobody is operating the "Move Turret." Woah! I didn't know that!

'''VOICEOVER:''' Yes, inside this thingy, you break the fourth wall without knowing but you still have 29 emails to go!

''{The New Messages Box comes down}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' I have new messages?

'''VOICEOVER:''' No.

{{Con_email}}

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