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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{Open: Three Chwokas sitting at a table. The furthest left one has an eighteen-pack, multicolored spiked hair, and improbable muscles. The middle one wears his hair long and mussy, with a green sweatshirt. The one on the right wears a business suit probably, and has shorter hair.}''<br /> <br /> '''LEFT CHWOKA (CIRCA 1995-1999):''' Whats going on I don't understand.And who are you two people who look exactly alike?<br /> <br /> '''RIGHT CHWOKA (CIRCA NOW):''' You know, I'm embarrassed to share a name with either of you.<br /> <br /> '''MIDDLE CHWOKA (CIRCA 2000s):''' You're not Chwoka, you're Slade.<br /> <br /> '''RIGHT CHWOKA:''' You have no room to talk, you RP on IRC.<br /> <br /> '''MIDDLE CHWOKA:''' There is nothing wrong with RP.<br /> <br /> ''{The middle Chwoka flies up.}''<br /> <br /> '''MIDDLE CHWOKA:''' I will beat you in a fight!<br /> <br /> '''LEFT CHWOKA:''' O.K.<br /> <br /> '''RIGHT CHWOKA:''' Just like My Tank, right?<br /> <br /> '''MIDDLE CHWOKA:''' Why'd you capitalize My Tank like that? ''(You see it is funny because he's not supposed to be able to see the text!)''<br /> <br /> ''{Left Chwoka flies into the air and practically nukes Middle Chwoka.}''<br /> <br /> '''RIGHT CHWOKA:''' I think what we just saw might have been a metaphor for the relationship between the Middle-East and the West.<br /> <br /> '''LEFT CHWOKA:''' What's the Middle-East?I live in the northwest, does that count?<br /> <br /> '''RIGHT CHWOKA:''' You should stop asking so many questions, it's gonna bite you in the ass.<br /> <br /> '''LEFT CHWOKA:''' My mom doesn't like people saying bad words I'm gonna have to leave now.<br /> <br /> '''RIGHT CHWOKA:''' Go ahead.<br /> <br /> ''{Left Chwoka pulls some powers out of his ass and erases Right Chwoka from existence, then teleports out.}''<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ''{Will walks out.}''<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' Alright, I can only pick one of you to go to the new wiki, so... Oh god damn it.<br /> <br /> ''{Will pulls out a walkie-talkie}''<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' Secretary? Prepare the clay again.<br /> <br /> '''SECRETARY:''' Again?<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' Again.</div>

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