https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Choose_Your_Destiny%21%2F1 2026-04-17T03:00:39Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.28.2 https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Choose_Your_Destiny!/1&diff=29913&oldid=prev 2008-08-08T03:16:41Z

<p>New page: &#039;&#039;{Patrick is at his computer checking his email}&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;PATRICK:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;{while typing &quot;patrick_email.exe&quot;}&#039;&#039; Might as well check my email now. &lt;blockquote class=&quot;email&quot;&gt; &lt;div&gt;subject: Hey!&lt;...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{Patrick is at his computer checking his email}''<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' ''{while typing &quot;patrick_email.exe&quot;}'' Might as well check my email now.<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;email&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;subject: Hey!&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Hey Pat,<br /> <br /> Wanna enter a Mortal Kombat tournament with me? It's a team tournament.<br /> <br /> Kano<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' ''{typing}'' Okay, I will. But I need someone to watch/take care of my house while I'm gone. Hmm... Well, might as well kiss my house goodbye, because I'm going to call... ''{picks up a disconnected telephone}'' Hey! Pick up!<br /> <br /> ''{cut to Iori who is outside; Iori picks up another disconnected telephone}''<br /> <br /> '''IORI:''' Hello?<br /> <br /> ''{a splitscreen forms with Patrick on the other side}''<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Hey, Iori?<br /> <br /> '''IORI:''' Yes?<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Can you watch my house?<br /> <br /> '''IORI:''' Well, I'm watching it right now. ''{in Iori's splitscreen, it pans out and reveals that Iori is outside Patrick's house}'' Does that count?<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Not watch it like that! &quot;Watch&quot; as in protect it and make sure no one breaks in and steals anything.<br /> <br /> '''IORI:''' Ok... Why?<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Because I'm leaving it! I'm going to a Mortal Kombat tournament with Kano!<br /> <br /> '''IORI:''' Ah, yes. ''{looks over the splitscreen}'' Hey, Patrick!<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Hey, Iori.<br /> <br /> ''{cut to Iori, Patrick, and Kano who are outside Patrick's house}''<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Alright Iori, promise you won't throw a pwatty or wreck anything while I'm gone, Okay?<br /> <br /> '''IORI:''' Okay!<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Okay. ...Kano, how do we get there?<br /> <br /> '''KANO:''' Teleporting! ''{grabs Patrick's hand and both teleport outta there; Iori goes inside Patrick's house}''<br /> <br /> '''IORI:''' Okay, I wonder what to do here. Hmm... I now! I'll...<br /> <br /> *[[Choose Your Destiny!/1/a|...watch TV!]]<br /> *[[Choose Your Destiny!/1/b|...play video games!]]</div>

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