Skub: first lil bit

2010-11-26T01:47:15Z

first lil bit

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== Summary ==
Try, try, try to understand: Brooks is a magic man! Chwoka wants so bad to help him, but sometimes help isn't appreciated.

== Transcript ==
''{Open: the Choomsville Catholic Church. All the chooms are there, sitting in a pew. Father Jicem is reciting a sermon.}''

'''JICEM:''' And on the first day, God said, "let there be light." And the sky said, "sure!" And the sky turned itself on and God was pretty happy about it...

'''NACHOMAN:''' You know, I don't want to be here.

''{The other chooms don't seem to notice.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' No, I don't. I'm an ''atheist''? So I don't ''believe'' in this—heh!—''sky cake''.

''{Brooks shuffles in his seat. Bluebry coughs.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' God sucks. ''God sucks'' and you're all ''sheep'' and you know what? I watch ''Daria'' and

''{Skub holds his head in his hands and starts trembling in rage.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Hey, Nachoman, can you please just shut your dumb Mexi-hole

'''NACHOMAN:''' Pfft. I'm gonna go smoke outside the church. In spite.

''{NachoMan gets up and leaves.}''

'''JICEM:''' ...and when Cain met up with Abel in the field, Cain was like, "hey, Abel! Can we go over behind that tree for a second?" And Abel said, "why's that?" And Cain said, "oh, no reason, just make sure you bite down on this stick when..."

'''SKUB:''' There's just... something about church. That makes me angry.

'''BROOKS:''' Why's that, Skub?

'''SKUB:''' I don't know, it's just that... religion sucks, is all!

'''BROOKS:''' Why do you think that?

'''SKUB:''' Well, it's just that it makes people into dicks.

'''BROOKS:''' Yeah... kinda.

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