https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Choom_Wikihood%2F1Choom Wikihood/1 - Revision history2026-04-10T20:13:50ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Choom_Wikihood/1&diff=170291&oldid=prevChwoka at 02:20, 26 November 20102010-11-26T02:20:02Z<p></p>
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* A new coffee shop has opened up, across the street.<br />
* NOID is a negative nancy, being the only black male present.<br />
* The rest of the choom are really way too fucking eager to go to the coffee shop.<br />
* The Choom Gang spends the rest of the episode in the coffee shop. White people antics abound.<br />
* ???<br />
* NOID burns down the coffee shop.<br />
* The Choom Gang gives NOID "tsk-tsk"s and disapproving nods in front of the burning coffee shop, with screams of the innocent wailing and load-bearing pillars collapsing. They are actually standing in firefighters' way.<br />
* In the tag, two more coffee shops have sprung up in the place where the old one was. MORAL OF THE STORY: You can't stop gentrification.<br />
* Think "Friends."<br />
-->== Summary ==<br />
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When a new coffee shop opens up across the street from The Choom Gang, NOID experiences Black Rage and is not legally culpable for his actions.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
''{The tower block looked like a smooth block of rock, which had yellowed and aged for the past 40 years. Wide, flat planes of concrete separated by a skinny band of brick rose from the parking lots and strip malls of its surroundings and meshed with the others of its kind that littered the skyline. Pockmarks stretched across the concrete, carving into the surface the balconies and the windows that opened up each room to the world. On both sides laid the asphalt that made the parking lots, cracked and potholed, half empty. Bluebry looked out of his window on the 7th floor into the parking lot that surrounded the building. Past it was the strip mall, including the convenience store where he buys his coffee and breakfast every Friday morning. The old post office next to it had been shut down for years, the lease sign still sitting in its window, faded by the sun.}''<br />
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'''BLUEBRY:''' I built this city on rock and roll.<br />
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''{Brooksie walks through the place the door used to be before the door rotted off of its hinges.}''<br />
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'''BROOKSIE:''' Hey guys did you hear about the new coffee shop<br />
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''{Bluebry looks back out the window and now the post office is a indie coffee shop. The glass from the window falls out onto the street.}''<br />
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'''BROOKSIE:''' It is called "The Coffee Cat" and it is the perfect spot for just hanging out, you know?<br />
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'''BLUEBRY:''' That sounds like a sweet place to take my MacBook and just write.<br />
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'''CHWOKA:''' I'm in. I've got my NaNoWriMo to catch up on.<br />
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''{Cut: The Coffee Cat. All the Choom but NOID are sitting there on the orange couches and beanbag chairs with their MacBooks, sipping mochalattichinos.}''</div>Chwoka