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<p>5 revisions: Glorious Gravy Boat - WUE Edition</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Summary==<br /> Chaos answers the origins of his name.<br /> <br /> '''Cast(In order of appearance):''' Chaos, The Cheat<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' Chaos' basement, the Fireplace<br /> <br /> '''Computer:''' BELL 2999<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' October 3, 2007<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Well, than. Didn't think this day would come. Here we go now!<br /> <br /> ''{types &quot;Run_Dirge_of_cerberusffvii@hotmail.com.exe//Email&quot;, Email appears onscreen.}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;email&quot; style=&quot;background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000&quot;&gt;Dear Vii 2.0,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> What's the delio with your namer?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Sam The Man&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Clears Screen}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' ''{While typing}'' What's the delio with YOUR name? In all my life, I have never seen a person who's name has &quot;The Man&quot; in the end. Your family must have deep latin roots for such a weird name. Anywho, me name is derived from a long story and-- ''{Cell phone beeps}'' Hold on. Hello?<br /> <br /> ''{Screen splits in two with The Cheat in the left-hand box}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Seriously? I didn't think they'd finish it today! I hired them what, last night? Well than, let's tell the tale there.<br /> <br /> ''{Hangs up and clears screen}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Coincidentally, a new addition to my house has just been added. It's perfect for story-telling and Father-Son bonding! Let's go!<br /> <br /> ''{Chaos heads offscreen and enters into a room with a fireplace, chair, book, pipe, and The Cheat}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Just like The Cheat said. This is the new Fireplace room! Now, then. Let's all rejoice as I tell the tale of my name.<br /> <br /> ''{Sits down, puts pipe in mouth, and picks up storybook}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Today, in honor of Sam The Man, we shall tell the tale of my name. Now.<br /> <br /> ''{Book opens up shows picture of Chaos}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' As many of you know, my father is death.<br /> <br /> ''{Flips page over to show picture of grim reaper}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' That's him. He didn't give me my name to sound dark and evil, no no. I am christened with this name via video games.<br /> <br /> ''{Flips page to show a device similar to a PS2}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' There are two idols in the gaming universe of mine. The first is Vincent Valentine <br /> <br /> ''{Page turns to show picture of Vincent Valentine}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' He is a protagonist in ''Final Fantasy VII'' who can transform into a demon named Chaos. Not only is my name from that, but I am also part demon. See now? But it doesn't end there. Another Video game star with the name of Chaos comes from the ''Xenosaga'' series. <br /> <br /> ''{Page turns to show a picture of Chaos from the Xenosaga series}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' He's a 6,219 year old human really named Yeshuhosa, but everyone he knows calls him Chaos. <br /> <br /> ''{Book closes}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' So, as you can see, a lot of my Chaos-y heritage comes from video games. What do you think, The Cheat?<br /> <br /> ''{silhouette of The Cheat is visible}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Guess you're right. I better get back to that important Email. Seeya, The Cheat!<br /> <br /> ''{Chaos runs offscreen and The Cheat hops into the chair}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' ''{While typing}'' There you have it, Sam! Hope that shedded some light on your situation. Now then ,how do you explain YOUR Name, huh? Tell us all that!<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat walks through with the pipe in his mouth, blowing bubbles out of it}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Hey! That's my novelty pipe! I mean, real pipe that coincidentally--AGGGGGGH!<br /> <br /> ''{Sprouts wings and flies after The Cheat}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Give it back or I'll break those cute little arms of yours!<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises sounding similar to &quot;You're never gonna catch me!&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Oh, yes i will! Hyah! ''{Hurls fireball at The Cheat}''<br /> <br /> ''{Screen turns orange-yellow and The Cheat returns onto the screen with a black head and falls down}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' ''{snatches pipe}'' Now gimme that! That'll teach ya a lesson!<br /> <br /> '''''THE END!'''''</div>

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