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<p>4 revisions: Glorious Gravy Boat - WUE Edition</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Summary==<br /> With Chaos out of the picture for the next few emails, Ammy steps up to home plate and checks an email for Chaos.<br /> <br /> '''Cast(in order of appearence):''' Ammy, Issun, Chaos, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Coach Z, Heian, Kanjiro<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' Chaos' Basement, The Field, Bubs Concession Stand<br /> <br /> '''Computer:''' BELL 2999<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' December 11, 2007<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{Scene opens to Chaos, still asleep on the couch, with the BELL running. Then, Ammy and Issun walk in.}''<br /> <br /> '''ISSUN:''' Whoa! Oh, right. You all like it when Chaos checks his emails, don't you? Well, I guess we could just....I mean, the scroll isn't working, so...''{Really fast}'' Hewouldn'tminditifweusedtheBELL,rightChaos?<br /> <br /> '''AMMY:''' ''{Howl}''<br /> <br /> '''ISSUN:''' Good point.<br /> <br /> ''{Ammy sits in the computer chair.}''<br /> <br /> '''ISSUN:''' This'll be easy, Right?<br /> <br /> ''{Types &quot;Run_Dirge_of_cerberusffvii@hotmail.com.exe//Email&quot;, email appears onscreen.}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;email&quot; style=&quot;background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000&quot;&gt;Dear Chaos,<br /> What wasy the worst day of your life?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> From,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> That creep that lives across the street. &lt;br /&gt;<br /> You know, the one that is always stocking you? <br /> Yeah, that one.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Clears screen}''<br /> <br /> '''ISSUN:''' ''{While Ammy types}'' Well, Convenience Store man, I have had a multitude of bad days due to simply knowing this wolf. But the worst I've EVER had, was the one where I-<br /> <br /> '''AMMY:''' ''{Whines}''<br /> <br /> '''ISSUN:''' I mean WE. The one where WE had to do all of these ridiculous chores for Old Man Orange. And to re-enact this &quot;Worst Day is Homestar Runner and friends.<br /> <br /> ''{Cuts to an empty field.}''<br /> <br /> '''ISSUN:''' Homestar will be me.<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar pops up with a beetle shell hat and a green light that illuminates around him.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' I'm a little guy!<br /> <br /> '''ISSUN:''' Ammy will be played by Strong Bad<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad pops up on dressed in white with red eyes.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Uh...woof?<br /> <br /> '''ISSUN:''' Now, Me and Ammy woke up one day,and BOOM- the instant we wake up, I land face down on the floor, and AMMY landed on top of me!<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar falls from the sky, then Strong Bad falls and lands of Homestar}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' OW!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up, CrapStar.<br /> <br /> '''ISSUN:''' Hey! Stay in character!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Uh...Woof Woof Woof?<br /> <br /> '''AMMY:''' ''{Growls}''<br /> <br /> '''ISSUN:''' Ammy said her mother was a saint.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' On, I give up! Get your ow-<br /> <br /> '''ISSUN:''' 20 Bucks if you stay.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Deal! ''{takes $20 from Issun and hops back on Homestar}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' OW! Again! Strong Bad, can you cut it out?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I...am an actor. Telling me to cut my acting out is like cutting a tooth out of a shark.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Sharks have teeth?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up.<br /> <br /> '''ISSUN:''' Anyways, when we made it up we headed over to the merchant in the center of town.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Sorry, bub. Bubs is the only thing we have that's close to a merchant.<br /> <br /> '''ISSUN:''' Dang! Anyways... We went to the Merchant in town, but he wasn't there. Instead...was Susano, the loser.&lt;small&gt;Played by Coach Z.&lt;/small&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Coach Z pops up onsreeen, dressed in purple with a beard.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Ooh, dang! I look Snazzy!<br /> <br /> '''ISSUN:''' Getting back on track, we-<br /> <br /> '''KANJIRO:''' HOLD IT! <br /> <br /> '''ISSUN:''' Hmm?<br /> <br /> '''HEIAN:''' What did we tell you about using Chaos' Computer?<br /> <br /> '''ISSUN:''' Uhh...not to?<br /> <br /> '''KANJIRO:''' Chaos is gonna hunt you down when he gets up.<br /> <br /> '''ISSUN:''' Aww, Bull-Pies!<br /> <br /> '''HEIAN:''' No, trust me.<br /> <br /> '''ISSUN:''' So, do we finish the Email now?<br /> <br /> '''KANJIRO:''' Sure.<br /> <br /> '''''THE END!'''''</div>

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