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<p>3 revisions: Glorious Gravy Boat - WUE Edition</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Summary==<br /> Chaos introduces his friend Ryan, soon to be a big-time main character on the series.<br /> <br /> '''Cast(In order of appearence:)''' Chaos, Ryan, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Kanjiro, Heian, Im A Bell, The Cheat<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' Chaos' Basement, The Field, Strong Bad's Computer Room<br /> <br /> '''Computer:''' BELL 2999<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' November 13, 2007<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> '''CHAOS:''' I, need to think, of more catchy ''{Ascending Scale}'' lyr-iiiiics!<br /> <br /> ''{Types &quot;Run_Dirge_of_cerberusffvii@hotmail.com.exe//Email&quot;, Email appears onscreen.}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;email&quot; style=&quot;background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000&quot;&gt;Dear Chaos,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> I should be a character on your show!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> From,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Ryan Conrad, MA&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Hey, wait. Ryan? When did you find out about the show? I mean, I told you a little about it in school, but... Anyways. Yeah, you should be on here, since we're real friends, and you have an unnatural obbsession with Homestar Runner. ''{pulls out cell phone}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Hello? Ryan? I just read the Email. You are clear to come on in!<br /> <br /> ''{Ryan walks in and in that instant, an audience applauds, and his name appears on the bottom of the screen.}''\<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Hello. I am Ryan Conrad, Real life friend to Chaos here. I hope to be a good friend on the show.<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Good. Now. Let's go on the grand tour of this place. ''{Chaos and Ryan walk offscreen and appear at The Field, where Homestar is sitting on a rock, strinking a pose like The Thinker}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Hey, Homestar! This is my friend, Ryan!<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Hello, Homestar! I'm a great fan of your work!<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar stays still, in the same pose.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Okay...so...We'll see you around...then.<br /> <br /> ''{Ryan and Chaos walk offscreen. And at the same time, Homstar Runner appears from the opposite side.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wonder if anyone knew I left my statue here.<br /> <br /> ''{Ryan and Chaos appear in Strong Bad's Computer Room, with Strong Bad, just staring at the screen with a blank face}.''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Hey, S-B!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Grunts}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:'''This is my friend. Ryan Conrad! ''{points to Ryan who has passed out on the floor.}'' I guess he's in shock now. <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Grunts}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Is everyone inconsiderate today? Jeez! ''{drags Ryan offscreen, who is till passed out.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Grunts}''<br /> <br /> ''{Ryan walks into Chaos' Basement, without Chaos.}''<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Oh, geez. Nobody wants to hang out and meet me today.<br /> <br /> ''{Chaos turns on the lights to reveal himself, Kanjiro, Heian, Im A Bell, and The Cheat, as well as a banner that says &quot;Welcome, RYAN!!! on it.}''<br /> <br /> '''ALL:''' SUPRISE! ''{Streamers fire off}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' I wanted you to have a proper welcoming. So I rounded up the team, and while we were out, they threw this together.<br /> <br /> ''{Cuts to just Kanjiro}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' This is Kanjiro.<br /> <br /> '''KANJIRO:''' Hi!<br /> <br /> ''{Cuts to Heian}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Heian, my brother. Sort of.<br /> <br /> '''HEIAN:''' How are ya?<br /> <br /> ''{Cuts to Bell}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Imothy Albert Bellstrom, or Im A Bell for short.<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Nice to meet you!<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' And you know ''{Cuts to The Cheat}'' The Cheat, my intern.<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Wow. Earlier today, I thought nobody here but Chaos wanted to know about me, but I guess I was wrong. So, ''{puts party hat on}'' Let's Party! ''{Begins dancing}''<br /> <br /> ''{All the other characters are Cheering Ryan on, except for Chaos, who sits back down at the Computer.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' ''{While typing; Yelling over music}'' SO THERE YOU HAVE IT, FANS! I GOT A NEW CHARACTER ON HERE! NOW, I HAVE SOME PART-AY-ING TO DO!!! ''{Gets up.}''<br /> <br /> '''''THE END!'''''</div>

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